I have slapped three people across the face with fish. All of them with Halibut. Salmon just doesn't cut it.

I've seriously slapped my cousin in Vietnam for taking a picture of me while I was sleeping, he didn't see it coming, and my other cousins enjoyed that moment...

I also have the tendency to do many things in my sleep. I had apparently slapped the same cousin while I was asleep.

There was also another time when I had accidently slapped my brother. I was air slapping playfully, just as a joke, and at that moment, he happened to stick his face in proximity of my joke-slap, and got slapped in the face... lol

Okay, I slapped someone for realz. We were drinking, my buddy got the hiccups, and I told him I could cure them...had him drink water, count to ten, and at five I slapped him so hard I'm suprised I didn't break his nose. There may have been some underlying desire to harm him. XD