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That's happened to me before, Ceres.
A bee also flew up my pants, but it didn't sting my twig or berries. Talk about a close call. :tpg: |
For some reason I find the whole thing to be hilarious. The human body is already host to a number of miscellaneous parasites in one form or another, I'm not sure what the problem is with those spiders except for the fact that they were larger than the usual parasite and could be heard. If anything they're less threatening as they could be removed easily.
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That article was an interesting read. I guess a spider will dwell anywhere where it's dark and solitary. The child didn't seemed too freaked out about the situation, either. He certainly has more nerve than I do; I would've been getting chills up my spine if I learned about some insect crawling around in my ear.
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If Syndrome's post is supposed to be sarcastic, please disregard the question. =p |
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Once when I was a young kid, I had a wasp or related insect fly into my mouth while I was yawning (or something) and land on my tongue. If I was another kid, I'd be screaming right there, but nope. I knew that panicking will only scare it into stinging me.
I left my mouth open and patiently waited for it to fly away. It took quite a while, though, before it left. Luckily it did, for my jaws were getting pretty sore by that time. |
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Normally, I have a retarded amount of insensitivity built up for this kinda shit. However, after one brief look, I could not get the image out of my head and rocked myself back and forth in my chair wondering if the image would EVER go away. |
I can't even imagine that. An insect of some sort flew into my ear during a soccer practice, and I spent the next 5 minutes panicking and holding open my ear and shaking. I can't imagine having eggs laid instead, as it was frightening enough as it was.
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As someone who has severe arachnophobia, I would have had a panic attack x10000 and probably vomited if I learned I had spiders in my ears. That kid definitely has some humor if he's willing to keep the spider. I can just imagine him going to show & tell at school, "Hey Mrs. B! Look what the doctors found in my ear! Ain't it cool?!"
That article about the man's infected brain makes me think twice about ever trying sushi. Ugh. My three year old cousin landed upon an ants' nest once and ended up having several hundred(maybe even thousands?) crawl all the way up his legs and into his diaper. (Well, come to think of it, maybe it was when he was two.) Needless to say, he's terrified of ants now. |
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That reminds me of a video I saw of a woman in the ER with some sort of beetle in her ear. She freaked out bad; even after they killed it, she kept saying it was moving and screamed hysterically.
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I heard a story at work, not sure if it's urban legend or not, but it's worth bringing up here anyway.
Apparently this couple had a fetish where the guy would eat food out of his girlfriend's cooter. They would do this alot, which as it stands is disgusting enough as it is. Now the story gets worse. Not for the faint of heart. Apparently she would start randomly having orgasms in class. She went to the doctor to have it looked at, and it turns out that MAGGOTS started to inhabit her vagina thanks to all the excess food left there from eat-out sessions (pun 100% intended). To this day, that's the only story that's ever made me sick. |
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