Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis

Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/index.php)
-   The Quiet Place (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8)
-   -   Perverted Thoughts (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/showthread.php?t=19625)

Duo Maxwell Mar 7, 2007 09:45 AM

Welcome to being adolescent and male.

Now, if your problem is boredom, which leads to gratuitous masturbation, then I might suggest a hobby or finding something outside of sex that interests you.

Also, whoever suggests girlfriends as a substitute for chronic masturbation is an idiot. You need sluts for that, they're on every high school/college campus. Their goal in life, or at least, in this stage in their life, is to have as much penis crammed into them as possible. You don't even really need to do anything more than say "Hi." So, if time is an issue, sluts are your best bet.

No. Hard Pass. Mar 7, 2007 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x86 (Post 408179)
Here, smartass waste-of-space-master #1 :deadhorse:

So, let's make my point clear.
Since "anything" includes "drinking gasoline", and "anything" in moderation is good, so, drinking gasoline in moderation is good. Right?

If you don't have the slightest sense of humor, that's your problem, sir.

Sir, I have a sense of humour, which is why you offend me. The joke was tired, the attempt was weak, and you aren't funny. Crawl back in your hole.

Tek2000 Mar 7, 2007 04:55 PM

Quote from the Wikipedia - "Flaming (Internet)"
Quote:

Flaming is the act of sending or posting messages that are deliberately hostile and insulting, usually in the social context of a discussion board on the Internet. Such messages are called flames, and are sometimes posted in response to flamebait.
...
Sometimes, flamers are attempting to assert their authority, or establish a position of superiority. Other times, the flamer is simply a closed-minded or biased individual whose conviction that theirs is the only valid opinion leads them to personally attack any "dissenters." Occasionally, flamers wish to upset and offend other members of the forum, in which case they are trolls.
...
Quote:

Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 408306)
...
Crawl back in your hole.

Crawling? Hole?...ROFLMAO. :rolleyes: Good try. It didn't work.
Looked at the Wikipedia quote above? So, stop flaming before this thread ends up in the Sewers.

No. Hard Pass. Mar 7, 2007 08:21 PM

Yeah, mate. I'll get right on that whole listening to your opinion bit. Right at the top of my list. And you mean did I look at your internet opinion based quote? Yeah, it accomplished exactly nothing. I'm sorry your joke was shite, but you should move on and try again in another Quiet Place thread. Maybe you can run into some sad little emo kids who don't think you're a waste of time.

Drexlerfan22 Mar 20, 2007 10:01 PM

"Unfortunately I get bored a lot of the time."

"A girlfriend is out of the question for me. If I get one it only gives me less time to be doing the things I need to get done"


Pal, you're in high school. Do you have ANY IDEA of just how much free time you have right now?
See that first quote above? About boredom? Boredom doesn't exist with any regularity past high school. If you're 19 or older and still get bored frequently, you're either a 1 in a million supergenius, or you're doing something wrong. The boredom will stop happening frequently in a couple years.

Now, if you honestly don't want a girlfriend because you think you don't have time for one, here's a very straightforward answer for you: you're wrong. You definitely have time for a girlfriend right now. How can you say you get bored frequently, then turn around and say you don't have time for a girlfriend? High school relationships are NOT highly involved. I 100% guarantee that your life WILL get much, much busier in the years after high school, so I don't see how that's a good reason, unless you seriously plan on remaining a bachelor for your entire life. (not that you can expect a LASTING relationship to develop out of high school... which is why I didn't care for high school dating, myself).

And I know you're indignant about someone coming in here and telling you that you're not busy. You're probably saying to yourself "but I work hard for good grades and I have lots of homework and and I have lots of chores and I have to do lots of work for student group X and sports team Y." Don't worry... I hated hearing it too. But it's true: you're not as busy as you think you are. Seriously. You only get busier as time goes on.


But even with the girlfriend thing aside, your problem is simply your boredom. That's really all it is. There's no one or two special things you can do to prevent frequent masturbation... just fill up your schedule with ANYTHING. Student groups, after-school activities, academics, reading, videogames, art, working out, ANYTHING. Doesn't matter what it is, as long as it's INTERESTING for you, and stays that way.

Don't worry about it too much. The problem will likely go away soon after you're out of high school.

Smelnick Mar 20, 2007 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drexlerfan22 (Post 415599)
...
Don't worry about it too much. The problem will likely go away soon after you're out of high school...

I can say from experience that the problem doesn't go away after highschool. If its truly something you find yourself needing to do, you'll find time. Pretty much any free time is filled up with viewing of porn. Simply because after awhile, you lose interest in lots of other things. I know I've deleted my porn collection several times. But with highspeed internet, its not hard to regain it. Even if you manage to quit for a little while, somehow you manage to slip back into it. I think what it takes is for someone to really wanna stop. Once you have yourself in that mindset, it will probably be easier. All I can really suggest is to delete your porn, remove temptation and fill your time up with other tasks. The rest is pretty much pure will power.

Ozma Mar 21, 2007 05:11 AM

Man...you're complaining this as an effect of 'bored' and 'having nothing to be done' whil you're still 16? Wow...you're pathetic.

16 heh? So it means you're still a first-year student, if I don't mistaken. Shouldn't first years be the most pleasant times in high school? That means you should have a huge load of things to be done. Try taking up things you like that takes concentration and dedication in it. Interact alot with others; this MAY keep your mind off those pervert thoughts...as long you don't hang out with slutty girls.

Discarding ALL porn stuff might be a good idea, as long as you aren't trying to get a new one. Try to think positive things, and try to avoid nasty thoughts. You may even try yoga or meditation; these helps improve your positive aura. But what I've mentioned above and all other advices posted here (yes, all!) won't even work if you don't have the true intention to stop. Just ask yourself, do you really wish to stop all those nasty stuff? If you do, and only if you want to so badly, then take extreme actions.

Above all, it's all in your hands.

Basil Mar 21, 2007 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drexlerfan22 (Post 415599)
Now, if you honestly don't want a girlfriend because you think you don't have time for one, here's a very straightforward answer for you: you're wrong. You definitely have time for a girlfriend right now. How can you say you get bored frequently, then turn around and say you don't have time for a girlfriend? High school relationships are NOT highly involved.

Well, I should have said that I don't have time for a girlfriend because it's simply inconvenient for me to talk to people during/inbetween classes. I've got a lot of homework recently and not a moment to spare, because my main concern regarding school right now is to get the best grades as I can so as to open up more possibilities for university and/or a carrer that I'd like to take. But I admit my fault about being bored. It seemed like ages ago that I wrote that initial post and nowadays my schedule has filled up... but I guess that's a good thing.

Quote:

I 100% guarantee that your life WILL get much, much busier in the years after high school, so I don't see how that's a good reason, unless you seriously plan on remaining a bachelor for your entire life. (not that you can expect a LASTING relationship to develop out of high school... which is why I didn't care for high school dating, myself).
Nah. I don't plan to remain single my entire life, but I'll most likely stay this way for a few years yet. It seems there's a lot of breaking up going around in the journals today, ironically.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozma (Post 415758)
16 heh? So it means you're still a first-year student, if I don't mistaken. Shouldn't first years be the most pleasant times in high school? That means you should have a huge load of things to be done. Try taking up things you like that takes concentration and dedication in it. Interact alot with others; this MAY keep your mind off those pervert thoughts...as long you don't hang out with slutty girls.

I'm in second-year high school, in Grade 10, actually. I don't know what that is in American terms... I'm guessing sophomore.

The first years are great, I agree, but not in the same sense as yours. The only real time a person gets to slack off is when they're still a kid. Enjoy it while it lasts, I guess - I can only imagine the workload piles up more and more as the years go by.

I take up CD/video game music ripping as a bit of a side hobby right now, and so far that seems to be working... of course, I'll be getting a job later on, but I'll keep myself busy with that in the meantime.

Drexlerfan22 Mar 21, 2007 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosie (Post 416154)
It seemed like ages ago that I wrote that initial post and nowadays my schedule has filled up... but I guess that's a good thing.

Good... that should make things easier. And there'll be even more interesting stuff to keep yourself busy with in college. Then your problem should be slightly lessened, and it'll be easier to get away from. :)


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:25 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.