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Arkhangelsk Apr 13, 2007 05:11 PM

I must say, the most useless kitchen gadget I own is this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...emon/cuber.jpg

An egg cuber. I have no idea why you would need to cube an egg, but I sure can. I bought it for it's complete ridiculousness.

Bernard Black Apr 13, 2007 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkhangelsk (Post 422613)
I must say, the most useless kitchen gadget I own is this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...emon/cuber.jpg

An egg cuber. I have no idea why you would need to cube an egg, but I sure can. I bought it for it's complete ridiculousness.


That is awesome! No kidding, I want one :eagletear:

Also, thanks for making me hungry (<3 avocado) >=U

crabman Apr 14, 2007 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by RacinReaver (Post 422588)
You should have linked to a WILL IT BLEND? video. :(

Sorry (link)

You can breathe this!

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Apr 14, 2007 02:50 AM

How the hell does an egg cuber even work? You can't alter the shell's form, nor can you really alter the shape of a hardboiled egg without destroying it. Neither can you do much to the liquid insides, as liquids are amorphous.

The picture on the box shows that it can hold one normal egg, which means that it's too large to contain the liquid in a cubic shape for boiling, or at least it appears that way.

So what do you do to make cubic eggs?

Dullenplain Apr 14, 2007 02:54 AM

Apparently, it works as a screw press.

You take the hard boiled egg, shell it, place it in the cuber and then twist the top so that it descends and squeezes the egg to "form" it into a cube.

Shorty Apr 22, 2007 03:00 PM

My recent purchase:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ogurtmaker.jpg

It's a yogurt maker. :)

SemperFidelis Apr 22, 2007 06:52 PM

A yogurt maker? Isn't yogurt like half rotten milk or something? You can do that without a gadget :tpg:

btw, where are your loquats? Those tits on trees cracked me up everytime I saw one of your posts :(

Paco Apr 22, 2007 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RacinReaver (Post 422588)
(I have to say, I still want one.)

Why? Have you finally thought up a way to "blend away" global warming with one of those? :tpg:

Guru May 6, 2007 09:42 PM

http://www.enflower.org/images/aerogarden.jpg

AeroGarden! I saw this on TV the other day and I thought it was basically the coolest thing ever, because I love fresh baby greens in salads... and supposedly you can grow lettuce and keep it growing for up to 6 months, never having to buy bagged lettuce at the grocery store. I know I've had to throw away a lot of greens because they go rancid so fast, even if you don't open the package.

http://www.dcservice.co.jp/all%20of%...co_linea-1.jpg

La Marzocco machine!!! The best espresso machine ever. I know it's kind of a pipe dream for me to ever have one in my kitchen, because the freakin' things are like $10 grand because need a wilter filtration system installed in your house. The little mini-espresso bars that they have for sale just don't cut it.

Shorty May 8, 2007 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SemperFidelis (Post 427427)
A yogurt maker? Isn't yogurt like half rotten milk or something? You can do that without a gadget :tpg:

Yeah, my dad told me he used to make it in the kotatsu (japanese heater table w/ a blanket) when he was my age. This is just much more convensional.

Absolutely, my new favorite.

1 QT of store-bought plain low-fat yogurt = $3.49

1 QT of 2% fat milk = $1.19
Above turns in to 1QT of plain low-fat yogurt (for the same price <3) with in just the same amount of time it takes for me to do 2 loads of laundry and take a nap. No frequent stirring or checking (except when initially heating the milk) needed. <3

Can't beat that. :tpg:

Krizzzopolis May 22, 2007 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by crabman (Post 422582)
How about this one?

You have a Blendtec?! Jealousy.

Guru May 22, 2007 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krizzzopolis (Post 437899)
You have a Blendtec?! Jealousy.

We use Blendtecs at Starbucks to make Frappuccinos.

I've also made smoothies and stuff when i bring fruit and yogurt from home.

And the guys in the restaurant next door come over and use them to make their soups and sauces once in a while.

Blendtecs are pretty much amazing.

Such a Lust for Revenge! May 22, 2007 11:48 PM

Isn't that the thing that can grind down marbles and whatnot?

Guru May 22, 2007 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi (Post 438047)
Isn't that the thing that can grind down marbles and whatnot?

Yeah. If you search for "Will It Blend?" on YouTube, there are lots of fun videos of that guy blending random items.

The_Melomane May 23, 2007 10:32 AM

I dunno about you guys, but I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have one of these:

http://www.tabletools.com/ttools/ima..._img/49004.jpg

ComradeTande May 23, 2007 10:33 AM

so...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...m666/10934.jpg


best thing since sliced bread yo.

>:O

Such a Lust for Revenge! May 23, 2007 03:06 PM

http://www.ashokindia.com/media/kitc...n-squeezer.jpg
I've been using this sort of thing hardcore since I was about ten or so. God I love squeezing limes with this.

wyntergrace Jul 9, 2007 04:23 PM

Love my panini press/grill. That egg cuber is the funniest thing ever! I am going to look for one. Definately a coversation starter!

matira_bay Sep 13, 2007 11:02 AM

Ice cream maker is cool, but somehow it's far more convenient just to buy ready to eat ice cream.
About yoghurt maker, i tried to make it once but only using milk, starter, metal bowl, and continuously poured warm water. I don't know whether it worked or not since the consistency turned out to be very thick, but i think it was fine since i didn't got any diarrhoea :D


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