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T0X1Qu3 Mar 11, 2006 11:12 PM

I won a rock, paper, sissors contest once in 3rd grade^^ All I got tho was a huge baf of popcorn.

... I kinda hate the name rock, paper, scissors. Here in Hawaii we call it Jan Ken Po http://www.jbrowse.com/text/janken.shtml

RacinReaver Mar 11, 2006 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueMikey
My last year of teaching, I had my intro students write AI for rock, paper, scissors, and then pitted people against each other. I would run 50-simulations of best-of-three games, and, surprisingly, the results didn't appear random. Most of the people who made it to the semifinals had won all their previous matches 50-0. We found that the people who tried to have a strategy pretty much all lost to the people who ran things completely randomly.

Yeah, I think they occasionally make that a programming assignment here for the one course where you need to program some sort of AI (I know Chess is a popular choice, though my roommate had to program one for this game called Amazons). I don't think they allow you to use a random strategy, since in all computer competitions it's been shown to be the winning strategy. =\

Rangel Mar 12, 2006 01:27 AM

This is crazy, I'm reading the "7" pages of adavanced rules of RPD.

Apprently, this is really big, maybe I should start practacing....Does this mean if I got real good at RPS, I could become rich?

I think I'm going to throw a cresendo for the win...

Dee Mar 12, 2006 02:29 AM

Well, there must some secret behind how he wins. It could be a good skill to solve disputes and have it your way.

David Deluxe Mar 12, 2006 08:05 AM

I'm bored, let's play a little bit Rock, Paper, Scissors here. After all, this is a serious game.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...eluxe/rock.jpg

Come on, try to beat me!

Kairyu Mar 12, 2006 08:52 AM

Honestly I never given much thought to Jan-Ken-Pon as I always believed it had more to do with luck than messing with your opponent's head. This link makes the strategy of the game look more like chess. I'm gonna try these two-level feints the next time I'm caught up in a Jan-Ken-Pon match.

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Originally Posted by David Deluxe
I'm bored, let's play a little bit Rock, Paper, Scissors here. After all, this is a serious game.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...eluxe/rock.jpg

Come on, try to beat me!

How about a 15-way version of it?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Kairyu/rps15.jpg

::throws air:: :edgartpg:

BlueMikey Mar 12, 2006 12:15 PM

Snake beats water?


Devil DOES beat human. But not dragon. This has some merit.

Gumby Mar 12, 2006 12:59 PM

wow... so many lines.

Really thanks, but no thanks. I think I can live without ever playing a more complicated version of a stupid game.

Rydia Mar 12, 2006 01:12 PM

That's an interesting version of the game. I find it a bit amusing how "sponge" beats "air."

Gumby Mar 12, 2006 01:54 PM

lol gun beats tree, must be some gun...

Little Brenty Brent Brent Mar 12, 2006 02:00 PM

Sponge OWNS. There's another version of it with even more moves, and sponge beats NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.

DCII764II00 Mar 12, 2006 05:14 PM

OH YEAH?!
STEAM SHOVEL!!! Nothing beats steam shovel.. It just can't be done.. that simple, case closed!

Now where MY 50,000 dollar reward for that?!

http://www.cartoonclipart.com/images/steamshovel.gif

Kairyu Mar 12, 2006 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueMikey
Snake beats water?

I figure they got that idea from the snake that swims through water. The name escapes me for the moment. But it makes sense.

I can't see myself using that version any time soon. Far too much thinking involved followed by looking at a chart for reference (when we figure out the guy was throwing tree and not rock.)

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Originally Posted by Rydia
That's an interesting version of the game. I find it a bit amusing how "sponge" beats "air."

I'm a little more perplexed how sponge beats anything on its right side.
Sponge beats dragon? Must be those deep sea sponge.

Qube Mar 12, 2006 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lukage
This reminds me of the card game "War." A buddy claims to be good at it, when its all based on how the deck was shuffled. Once the cards are dealt, the winner is already decided.

I dunno about that one.....there's still the skill of cheating at it and not getting caught. I was damn good on that side of things lol.

As for organized waving of hands at each other, that's simply lol, but makes perfect sense with the way our society has been going. It was just the next evolutionary step I guess.

JackTheRipper Mar 12, 2006 08:08 PM

Wow, that guy must've been really lucky. I'm highly anticipating the national tournament in Vegas.

K_ Takahashi Mar 15, 2006 12:00 PM

I saw some champion of this "sport" on a G4 show a year or so back.

Man, what a way for anyone to play without risking serious injury.

evergreen Mar 15, 2006 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by K_ Takahashi
Man, what a way for anyone to play without risking serious injury.

And what is a sport without people being harmed?

K_ Takahashi Mar 15, 2006 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by evergreen
And what is a sport without people being harmed?

probably (if anything) Darts, that is unless some stupid ass gets in the way of the target mind you.

Josiah Mar 15, 2006 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kairyu

...How can anybody even remember all of that?

Anyway, what next? Foursquare? :tpg:

EDIT: Though actually, foursquare can be pretty fun.

David Deluxe Mar 16, 2006 06:40 AM

Well, the picture Kairyu posted is "just" RPS15. In addition to this, there also exists RPS25.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...luxe/rps25.jpg

Cockroach beats Alien, Dragon, Devil, Lightning and Nuke. :tpg:

Metal Sphere Mar 16, 2006 07:12 AM

WTF... LOL at Nuke and Alien. Someone must've been pretty fucking bored to come up with that, even though some of the things on there are hilarious depending on what they beat.

Okay, how does Snake beat Monkey, but said Monkey beats Woman AND Man. At least Nuke beats them all, maintaining some semblance of balance in the universe.

RacinReaver Mar 16, 2006 09:37 PM

Lollin' at "woman beating man." I suppose "man beats woman" isn't any better, though.

Summonmaster Mar 16, 2006 11:58 PM

Okay I officially love that RPS25 picture! My guess is that whoever is first interested will pick "Nuke", being the coolest sounding and flashiest hand pose. So for easy wins, just pick sponge and soak up the nuke. Don't forget the squeezing motion!


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