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Muzza Dec 13, 2006 01:09 AM

Dude, I have no fucking idea how I'd react if I saw the scene. It'd be even worse if cockroaches were involved...*shudders*

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Originally Posted by Elixir
Great, now I feel like there's spiders crawling all over me after reading that.

Me too. I'm all paranoid now. And knowing my luck with bugs I'll come across something nasty some time today.

For some reason, when I read this I pictured the girl from the intro of "The Ring"(?), just with bugs crawling out of her and such. And yes I do realise that the victim here is a male.

And also a maniac.

Chaotic Lullaby Dec 13, 2006 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mucknuggle
Rare because most people are smart enough to stay away from the fuckers.

actually, black widow bites are usually only fatal if you're allergic to the venom, or if your immune system can't handle it. the spiders have very tiny fangs that inject a very tiny amount of venom, so a healthy human should have no problems surviving a bite without more than some discomfort (it's very possible that they'll show some signs of lactrodectism). which is why i find this story seriously hard to swallow.

plus. you know. the sun, lol.

bahamuty Dec 13, 2006 02:12 AM

Yikes! Just the picture in my imagination freaks me out. I hate spiders.

Lights explode and the metal lids break open on tanks of deadly spiders
how unlucky can you be.

Ugh then to think the lizards are all roaming free in the place crapping everywhere. What a mess.

niki Dec 13, 2006 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Freelance Wolf
It's not like all the animals ganged up on him while he was still alive. Now that would be horrific.

I just loled for 5 minutes trying to picture the fight :edgartpg:

Anyway, yeah, the Sun is full of shit. PIC OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

Bernard Black Dec 13, 2006 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dubble
I don't know just how much truth this holds as I've heard The UK Sun is a mite sensationalist (as proven by the article itself)

A mite is quite the understatement. Still, fun fictuous reading for people who aren't gullible I suppose.

Luckily I'm going through a phase where I am not too bothered by the thought of insects, otherwise this would have really disturbed me. Especially the bit about finding his corpse with the spiders coming out of his nose :psyduck:

munchkin13 Dec 13, 2006 07:25 AM

Creepy, horrifying and just plain nasty. I hate spiders and now I feel like any outside are looking at me thinking "yum" lol

XtremeDJW Dec 13, 2006 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Devoxycontin
Darwin Award winner here folks. Assuming it's true.

Considering its from the Sun. It actually being true is a very fine line.


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