Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis - [Classic] Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis, great game or GREATEST game?

Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/index.php)

- Video Gaming (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=27)

- - [Classic] Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis, great game or GREATEST game? (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/showthread.php?t=14854)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir VG

Other "glorious additions":

*speed shoes don't let you go any faster
*loop jumping doesn't work at all
*jumping no longer reduces your speed at all
*jumping on upward slopes to jump higher barely works
*jumping out of a roll leaves you in full control of movement during the jump
*you don't stop moving when you land after taking damage
*damage always knocks in the direction you're not facing
*you can't bounce high off of item monitors or enemies
*you can't push blocks during a jump
*bosses don't reverse your speed when you hit them, instead it matters where you hit them
*bosses push you away when you hit them even if they're still invincible
*you can jump through slopes if you hit them while still moving upward
*zipping doesn't work anymore
*if you press in the direction you're already moving while running backwards, you instantly stop
*in general, when moving at a high speed, the only effective way to slow down is to press forward (in the wrong direction)
*you can jump into and out of lava or fire without taking damage
*if you beat Labyrinth 3 too fast, the game freezes

Damn o_o this has to be the worst port I've heard of since that Street Fighter where the game freezes when you vs akuma... and SEGA wonders why mario has more fans then sonic now? Well besides the 'furry' following thing :annoyed: the gaming industry has truly sunk to a new low when they can't do something as simple as a porting. The funnyist part is there's a mobile phone game version of this and another for sonic 2 on the way, even though it's in two parts it's still a better port then this piece of shit

random review link

browser playable demo (seems to run slow on firefox browsers)

Christ, what kind of shit port is this? When it was announced I knew it was going to be a bit degraded but these "glorious additions" just made my brain go WTF!? The videos we're rather depressing also.

in an international climate, this game would be concidered an act of war.

Sure, some of the sonics games have been bad (Heroes) but I'm one of the few who actually played and liked most of their recent stuff. I actually found ShTH to be fun and entertaining, and the new sonic game is absolutely amazing.

So they made a bad port. So what? Don't play it. Just play the version in sonic collection. If you wanna play a portable sonic game, play a Sonic Advance game or Sonic Rush.

You do have a point. Sega's not the first to fuck up a port, and neither will they be the last. It's just fun to hate on them because of the recent rage/hate of Sonic Next.

Also Sonic Advance 3 and Rush are excellent handheld Sonics.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

Oh dear god in heaven, is it SO FUCKING HARD for Sega to make a Sonic game that doesn't suck these days? Sonic's been in a nasty downward spiral ever since SA2 and he's one bad game away from crashing and burning.

Er? Sorry, SA1 and SA2 weren't that great. They were decent but were nothing like the hours upon hours upon hours of endless fun that the first three games were.

Sonic has been dead for years. This is no surprise, at all.

Well he sorta comes back to life every now and then, like Sawnic Rush, but he's quickly killed off again. Hedgehogs must have more lives than cats!

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5...enshot1iy4.gif
"WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kesubei

People, people, people... At least Sonic Rush was ~~Hideki Naganuma~~ good. Don't forget.

Who developed this, by the way? Which team, specifically?

Not Dimps. =\ Rumor has it that Sega-Sammy has had a bad falling out with them. So the prospects of a Rush 2 are looking very slim to none. :(

Double Post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Lr2jKe1Bg&eurl=

New video filled with to the brim with glitches for anyone who needed even more reasons not to buy this asscrackery :)

Double Post:
LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a0sqsDb3F0 - And lawd have mercy, this one is EVEN WORSE. XD

There... is... NO FRICKIN' EXCUSE!

The first Sonic game ever does not deserve this mutilation!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubble

Double Post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Lr2jKe1Bg&eurl=

New video filled with to the brim with glitches for anyone who needed even more reasons not to buy this asscrackery :)

Double Post:
LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a0sqsDb3F0 - And lawd have mercy, this one is EVEN WORSE. XD

Holy shit. ='D These actually make me WANT to buy it just for eternal laughs. Hopefully the game drops to like two bucks quickly.

I'm supprised this wasn't a eur only release, we're used to geting craped on like this.
*Looks at his copy of Disgea with dub only and the place Sega Mega Drive Collection would have gone if not for a release date delay to febuary and sighs*