When I heard about this, I just said to myself.... gee.. why am I not suprised. the custody battle ought to be entertaining though.

Spears divorced? You gotta be kidding.

looooool ='D Republicans holler at homosexuals getting marriage and how it sullies the "holy institution of wedlock"... But if they wanna see someone pissing on the image of marriage, look no further than celebrities. I mean really.

Last topic Britney had here was the one of her preggers statue. This is a momentous occasion!

haha... Well at least I knew this happened now instead of a year later. I just found out 2 weeks ago she had another baby. I was like "And where was the past 9 months?" I guess since I'm not at Albertsons anymore sitting in the breakroom reading People and other Celeb gossip magazines I lose touch. Oh well.

There is a distinct lack of popozao in this thread. I'm ashamed of all of you.

Oh, hell no. Neither can sing or dance, but I think that he is probably worse at it than her.

Nah, theyr'e just as bad as one another.

yeah, divorce is nothing new to britney now is it?

HAHAHA!!! Yeah, Republicans are dumb cause Britney Spears is a stupid bitch who's getting a divorce! Uh, er, um... wait a sec. That didn't sound right.

Just love how we bring partisan politics into everything here.

This is the reason why Rumsfeld is going to resign. Why lie.

Whoa. Thought she'd been married to this bozo for a couple weeks or some shit. Two years? o__O

Moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hate with celebrities.

o fuck. Rumsfeld stepped down and the president of my university is taking his spot! Good. I hated Gates '~'

Heh there were some jokes on RAW about Cena spearing Brittney. I wonder if those jokes will still occur after now the divorce has been announced?

its amazing how some people can stay in a state of euphoria as long as britney spears. its amazing how she could be so blind to what was going on with someone like her husband, going into marriage, having children, being humiliated in public... well life is life. some people are blind, like me :biggrin:

but anyhow, the main thing would be who cares.

In related news, I narrowly avoided several potentially broken bones and the displacement of all my personal belongings as the Earth, torn asunder by this wrenching news, somehow managed to continue spinning.

Suddenly, everything under the sun is news. Why lie?

Apperently Kevin is gonna try to fight for sole custody of the kids.... we all know what kind of mother matieral Spears is, but we know less about Kevin's parenting skills.

EDIT:
it just occurred to me, who does Brittany and Kevin reminde me of?

http://www.outpost-daria.com/images/brittany.gif http://www.outpost-daria.com/images/kevin.gif

aww, just like their animated counterparts...

you know, I never thought about that before. excellent point and good reference. kinda makes you think of the movie dumb and dumber don't it?

I could say something about Whitney Houston and list all the many similarities, but is that really necessary? I think not.

Anyways - It's MESSY DIVORCE FUN FUN MEDIA TIME! YAAAAAAAAY! :D

Dude, that wasn't even a sentence. Sorry to play grammar police, but I have no idea what you were even trying to convey.

I'm really curious as to why anybody actually gives a fuck. I don't understand the obsession with Britney Spears at all. Yeah, I'd hit it, but she's nothing more than a 20 something who's got a ton of cash who screws up the same way as millions of other dumb girls. It just so happens that whenever she screws up, the whole world is ready to tune in and critique her every move. And it's not just Spears either, it's every fucking celebrity. I have no idea why so much money is spent on shit like People magazine and those bullshit celeb shows. It's to the point where people make careers out of worshipping actors/actresses/musicians/wealthy people. Why can't people just live their own fucking lives?

I believe this news is every bit as relevant and holds as much sway over the human population, if not more:
i has no shuvel

Haha! The fact that this actually made news is sad. The Democrats are actually winning; Britney and K-Fed get more publicity. Ah well. That aside, I do believe it's the smartest move Britney has ever done. But it can't beat trying to teach her baby to drive. xD

Gelfing --
"Moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hat with celebrities."

Bad grammar? Meh. I'm typing the way I talk. So sue me. Only typo there originally was the "e" following hat (hate).

I AM moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hat with celebrities.

Clearer?

Yeah, thanks. A subject and linking verb help out quite a bit from time to time.