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Acro-nym Oct 2, 2006 10:17 PM

Who eats cats? Or this just a random popularity check? I think I'll still take smooth peanut butter. I have to feed cats.

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Oct 3, 2006 12:06 AM

I chose smooth only because it felt more "complete".

Ideally, the correct answer is "Goober Grape", as this solves the problem of having to open two jars and fuss with cleaning the knife off between steps.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...oobergrape.jpg

Look at that. LOOK AT THAT. It's like a circus in a little jar!

Little Brenty Brent Brent Oct 3, 2006 12:13 AM

I've never really liked grape, but I have to admit that's pretty impressive.

Infernal Monkey Oct 3, 2006 01:57 AM

That sure beats the awful chocolate and peanut butter mixed together in a jar we get here. IT TASTES LIKE BURNING.

Cal Oct 3, 2006 02:52 AM

Crunchy, naturally. It's the off-road variant. Smooth is the faggot yobbo penthouse enthusiast's preserve.

Quote:

awful chocolate and peanut butter mixed together in a jar we get here
One more NSW shitty exclusive, or do you shop at expat grocery stores? I have never seen the combo outside one or two things friends have bought from 'Food USA, Inc'.

Infernal Monkey Oct 3, 2006 03:03 AM

It's at good old Aldi, has some creepy looking dancing peanut type thing on the label and looks a lot like spew.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4...peanutsdj5.jpg

Mmmm!

Krelian Oct 3, 2006 05:47 AM

I'm allergic to peanuts

:(

The Wise Vivi Oct 3, 2006 03:43 PM

I LOVE crunchy! Why? Its because I LOVE peanuts, but I also LOVE Peanut butter. Its great to have both at the same time! I love a smooth, crunchy taste!

Integration is beautiful.

*AkirA* Oct 3, 2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash Landon
I chose smooth only because it felt more "complete".

Ideally, the correct answer is "Goober Grape", as this solves the problem of having to open two jars and fuss with cleaning the knife off between steps.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...oobergrape.jpg

Look at that. LOOK AT THAT. It's like a circus in a little jar!

You win forever thanks to this post.

Im voting for Crash's post.

xSummonerYUnax Oct 3, 2006 06:18 PM

Smooth, if I wanted something crunchy, I'd go chew on some peanuts.

*AkirA* Oct 3, 2006 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DieSeLFueLeD
Having intelligence is knowing that Nutella > Any kind of Peanut Butter.

I enjoy both, but nutella is like dessert.

Fatt Oct 3, 2006 11:56 PM

Where is my super chunk peanut butter? I love peanut butter so thick, so chunky, you taste the PEANUT more than anything else. Especially on a rice cracker.

...And this is coming from a dental assistant. If you break your teeth on super chunk peanut butter, your problem isn't the peanut butter... You're just a wuss.

SonicPanda Oct 4, 2006 12:43 AM

I pick smooth, as I don't care for unbutterfied peanuts, and don't generally trust the idea of Things in My Spread. That's probably attributable to my sister though, who would put paprika and onion salt in my PB sandwiches when we were younger.

Antignition Oct 4, 2006 04:38 AM

People who like smooth shouldn't be allowed to have children. Otherwise their children are brainwashed to like smooth as well, which forms a chain, and leaves us *normal* people in the minority...fighting to stay alive. Then, crunchy is taken off the shelves and out of circulation because of these douchebags that are too lazy to work their jaws (yea...we need more of them around).

Seriously folks, it happened with left-handed people and it's going to happen to us crunchy-loving folk too. Soon, im going to be the only left-handed guy that likes peanut butter the way it's supposed to be.

I HOPE EVERYONE'S HAPPY WITH THEMSELVES.

Kazyl Oct 4, 2006 05:15 AM

Crunchy is the way to go. I like texture. Gives character. It's the same reason why I like pulp in my orange juice. Cause that's how it's supposed to taste!

I poked it and it made a sad sound Oct 4, 2006 08:25 AM

It really depends on what I am sticking in my mouth. If it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I prefer crunchy. But if it's on crackers or ice cream, I definitely prefer smooth.

I guess it depends on how much texture I'm looking for.

Alice Oct 4, 2006 08:42 AM

It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Oct 4, 2006 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland
It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.

Now, I admit to being gullible, but that whole "study" thing is a lie, right?

(Because it would be SO FUCKING AWESOME if it wasn't.)

nazpyro Oct 4, 2006 09:09 AM

Alice fuckings wins. :p

Anyway, i voted crunchy yesterday but didn't feel like posting since it was THE EQUALIZER. Now that we're in the lead, I'm not so embarassed. Woohoo!

When I put peanut butter in a sandwich, I usually don't put jelly, just because I don't like jelly. So crunchy peanut butter adds some extra texture to my sandwich, and I like it.

Alice Oct 4, 2006 09:10 AM

I wish it were true. Sadly, I made the whole thing up to push my right-wing crunchy peanut butter agenda.

Acro-nym Oct 4, 2006 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland
It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.

You, with your lies, are trying to disrupt the market, much like the rumors of Yellow-5 did to Mountain Dew and Mellow Yellow.

goldeneye2131 Oct 4, 2006 12:23 PM

I go both ways.

...but I voted for smooth since it just makes the homemade strawberry jam so much better when I don't have the extra taste of the peanuts...

also, Nutella < Peanut Butter....it's just too sweet for my taste

Little Brenty Brent Brent Oct 4, 2006 12:33 PM

You're putting PEANUT BUTTER on your sandwich, and you want to avoid the taste of peanuts? What?!


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