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Cal Jan 15, 2007 09:11 AM

Tacky photography, tacky wardrobe, tacky sets, tacky screenplay, tacky bronze g-string.

Yeah; epic.

The Furious One Jan 15, 2007 01:10 PM

what how the hell is it tacky!?!

The whole feel, and imagery screams quality! :boxing:

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/300/30012.jpg

JackTheRipper Jan 15, 2007 02:38 PM

I think it looks pretty good. I'll have to check it out once it hits the theatres.

Spike Jan 15, 2007 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cal (Post 365626)
Tacky photography, tacky wardrobe, tacky sets, tacky screenplay, tacky bronze g-string.


That's what I thought too, but I'm not a fan of green screen stuff. I'll still probably see it.

Radez Jan 15, 2007 04:43 PM

I saw previews over the weekend. I was pretty horrified. It's all campy and gay. I mean, I'd always thought the Battle at Thermopylae was this heroic sacrifice on the part of the Spartans to save Greece from the Persian horde. These same people are now going to be led by what appeared to be a greased up Orlando Bloom in a leather thong. I just can't reconcile the two.

*AkirA* Jan 17, 2007 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Avalokiteshvara (Post 365929)
I saw previews over the weekend. I was pretty horrified. It's all campy and gay. I mean, I'd always thought the Battle at Thermopylae was this heroic sacrifice on the part of the Spartans to save Greece from the Persian horde. These same people are now going to be led by what appeared to be a greased up Orlando Bloom in a leather thong. I just can't reconcile the two.

Go watch Spartacus, and leave the campy bad ass movies to people who don't get misty during 8th grade world history.

Lalala Jan 17, 2007 01:11 PM

I think the Cinematography looks pretty cool. Err the acting looks over dramatic though so I'm not sure. I hope it's good and it doesn't turn out like most of those movies that are cool to look at but once you get down to the acting and everything else, it falls flat.

IdentikitOfEyes Jan 17, 2007 01:38 PM

I like how people are saying that this is going to be tacky when it has been rated as one of the best things about "The Grudge 2" (which is when the trailer first hit theaters)

I really love how people are saying that this is going to be tacky, yet it is shot in the same style as Sin City with color.

Quote:

Tacky photography, tacky wardrobe, tacky sets, tacky screenplay, tacky bronze g-string.
Award winning photography that was used in Sin City
Nearly historically accurate Spartan clothing for that era
Because pillars and mountain cliffs are tacky. Good Job nature, now do it right
Screenplay based off of an award winning graphic novel. Awards suck.
Because armor doesn't weigh anyone down and fighting is a fashion statement.

Main Entry: 2tacky
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): tacki·er; -est
Etymology: tacky a low-class person
1 a : characterized by lack of good breeding <couldn't run around downtown...in a bikini, which was tacky -- Cyra McFadden> b : SHABBY, SEEDY <a tacky town whose citrus groves were blighted by smoke -- Bryce Nelson>
2 : not having or exhibiting good taste: as a : marked by lack of style : DOWDY b : marked by cheap showiness : GAUDY <a tacky publicity stunt> <a tacky outfit>

Amayirot Akago Jan 17, 2007 03:08 PM

Your post reminds me of this:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060905.jpg

Anyhow, looking forward to this movie :)

Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint Jan 17, 2007 03:32 PM

The Spartans were also known for having a culture of rampant homosexuality and the common practice of pederasty. Maybe they thought having nearly naked soldiers was hot.

deadsky Jan 17, 2007 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by IdentikitOfEyes (Post 366487)
I like how people are saying that this is going to be tacky when it has been rated as one of the best things about "The Grudge 2" (which is when the trailer first hit theaters)

I really love how people are saying that this is going to be tacky, yet it is shot in the same style as Sin City with color.



Award winning photography that was used in Sin City
Nearly historically accurate Spartan clothing for that era
Because pillars and mountain cliffs are tacky. Good Job nature, now do it right
Screenplay based off of an award winning graphic novel. Awards suck.
Because armor doesn't weigh anyone down and fighting is a fashion statement.

Main Entry: 2tacky
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): tacki·er; -est
Etymology: tacky a low-class person
1 a : characterized by lack of good breeding <couldn't run around downtown...in a bikini, which was tacky -- Cyra McFadden> b : SHABBY, SEEDY <a tacky town whose citrus groves were blighted by smoke -- Bryce Nelson>
2 : not having or exhibiting good taste: as a : marked by lack of style : DOWDY b : marked by cheap showiness : GAUDY <a tacky publicity stunt> <a tacky outfit>

Couldn't of put it any clearer man, bring on the 30th of March (UK)

Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint Jan 17, 2007 03:48 PM

It looks OK, but I really dislike the false colour effects; it's overdone and looks like it is trying too hard to be "cool". Something that looks so obviously manipulated takes away the impact that an appearance of reality would lend it.

Single Elbow Jan 17, 2007 04:55 PM

The Spartans have also the sense of community.

At least I can fuck his wife if my wife cannot make children.

Drex Jan 17, 2007 11:30 PM

You people make life difficult. (: *merges threads*

el jacko Jan 18, 2007 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by IdentikitOfEyes (Post 366487)
I really love how people are saying that this is going to be tacky, yet it is shot in the same style as Sin City with color.

What if you thought Sin City's style was a gimmick designed to coverup plot, character, and direction flaws in the movie? I certainly hope this movie will be good, but the trailer doesn't give me a whole lot of hope (though in its defense it doesn't seem like a very well thought out trailer, and that is not the fault of the movie itself).

Bradylama Jan 18, 2007 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ulysses (Post 366585)
The Spartans were also known for having a culture of rampant homosexuality and the common practice of pederasty. Maybe they thought having nearly naked soldiers was hot.

You're thinking of the Athenians. Spartans performed wife swapping and female bisexuality.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartan_Pederasty
Though Plato in his Laws implies otherwise, blaming the Spartans for their custom of males taking sexual pleasure with other males παρὰ φύσιν "beyond nature"[12], many ancient writers held that Spartan pederasty was chaste, though still erotic. Lycurgus decreed that if someone, being himself an honest man, admired a boy's soul and tried to make of him an ideal friend without reproach and to associate with him, he approved, and believed in the excellence of this kind of training. But if it was clear that the attraction lay in the boy's outward beauty, he banned the connection as an abomination; and thus he mandated that "boy lovers should keep their hands off boys just as parents do not lay hands on their own children." This system, implies Xenophon, produces the most modest, trustworthy and self-controlled men in all of Greece. [13]

Django Jan 18, 2007 05:29 PM

I'm really looking forward to this one. I haven't read the comic book (maybe someday) but I'm sure that I'll go to the cinema and not download it from the net. Even if it means waiting 'extra' 3 months...

Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint Jan 18, 2007 08:21 PM

Bloody Plato; what a git *rolls eyes*. Just about everything i've seen on the Spartans (including supposedly well-researched documentaries) makes the claim that they would take young boys under their wing for a bit of slap and tickle, but that it was seen as perverse to screw around with them unless they were preteens. Ah well, wife-swapping sounds fun.

IdentikitOfEyes Jan 18, 2007 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by el jacko (Post 367309)
What if you thought Sin City's style was a gimmick designed to coverup plot, character, and direction flaws in the movie? I certainly hope this movie will be good, but the trailer doesn't give me a whole lot of hope (though in its defense it doesn't seem like a very well thought out trailer, and that is not the fault of the movie itself).

If you thought this, then you obviously know jack shit about Sin City in terms of the movie and the graphic novel.

That "gimmick" style is taken straight from the book. A black and white style with small bits of color to give it a gritty look. That's what Miller was going for.

Now your opinion on the characters is fine by me because I don't like some of them either.

Using the "gimmick" to cover up plot and directional flaws is moronic. The entire Sin City series is more then 7 books long. All they did was take three of the books and turned them into a movie. There was no directional flaws because you don't have to read the novels in order.


Ulysses, granted it looks falsely colored, they where trying to get close to Miller's book which is page after page of detailed but extremely heavily drawn with a lot of dark outlines and shadowing. I guess that's what they where trying to copy.

Skexis Jan 18, 2007 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Shenlon (Post 267594)
the visual style is somewhat impressive but overall I'm not interested in these kind of movies. I never liked the gladiator type films since they all feel the same in my opinion.
We all know the hero dies ^^

I really disliked Gladiator as well, but the ultra-stylized look in this movie, as well as crazy characters and pretty much over the top everything has me interested because it seems to be taking a fantasy approach to something that (at least supposedly) did happen.

In that same vein, I think attempting to apply a historical value to this movie is kind of pointless. It's so far removed that you're basically talking about two different Spartas.

Skexis Jan 18, 2007 09:40 PM

On another note, because this has become legend, as Brady pointed out, I feel like something that is archetypal in nature would better fit the storytelling than something that tries to be historically accurate.

In 300's case, what you're going to see is a fairy tale or a myth. The costume, set, and character design reflect that somewhat in creating clearly defined good and bad guys, establishing heroic as well as tragic scenes. You're going to see spectacle, but it's pretty obvious you won't be surprised whatsoever if Whatshisface betrays Whoosit, or Bob Spartan takes an arrow in the back.

Cal Jan 19, 2007 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IdentikitOfEyes (Post 366487)
I like how people are saying that this is going to be tacky when it has been rated as one of the best things about "The Grudge 2" (which is when the trailer first hit theaters)

I really love how people are saying that this is going to be tacky, yet it is shot in the same style as Sin City with color.



Award winning photography that was used in Sin City
Nearly historically accurate Spartan clothing for that era
Because pillars and mountain cliffs are tacky. Good Job nature, now do it right
Screenplay based off of an award winning graphic novel. Awards suck.
Because armor doesn't weigh anyone down and fighting is a fashion statement.

Main Entry: 2tacky
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): tacki·er; -est
Etymology: tacky a low-class person
1 a : characterized by lack of good breeding <couldn't run around downtown...in a bikini, which was tacky -- Cyra McFadden> b : SHABBY, SEEDY <a tacky town whose citrus groves were blighted by smoke -- Bryce Nelson>
2 : not having or exhibiting good taste: as a : marked by lack of style : DOWDY b : marked by cheap showiness : GAUDY <a tacky publicity stunt> <a tacky outfit>

You mean individually celebrated elements, when bunged together, couldn't possibly NOT make a great composition? Really?

Looks gay from the trailer. And the makings-of.


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