One of my buddies tends to throw some funny insults and threats around now and then. The funniest (because it was so stupid) was something like that:
"If you don´t give me back my soda NOW, I´ll beat you up in 1 minute - UNEXPECTEDLY!!!"
You have to imagine this with an unnatural emphasis on "unexpectedly"..

I laughed a lot, and it´s still a kind of insider.

Aw man, friend of mine is obsessed with calling people gay, just randomly, like he doesn't even decide it just slips out when it wants. We were having this arguement while drinking one night about I can't even remember what and his drunken ass turns around and yells "Your gay cause your wrong and your wrong cause your gay!"

Cue 10 minutes of bawling laughing because of the pure stupidity of what he said, its pretty much a staple for him to say something like that in any given conversation now