AIGHT THEN. I'll play the mogoloid.

Now that you folks have them on the run, maybe you can offer them terms of surrender! :3:

Screw that. Assholes deserve death. You already gave them plenty of chance before the battle started even as much as I'd like to hear why they were drop kicked into this hole.

But... but... they can be useful cannon fodder NPC party members in future confrontations! Violence is not the solution, it is your duty to spread love and peace throughout the dungeon!

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Besides, you never know if Shin might attempt a bit of necromancy for great humorous results.

It's slightly convoluted. I'm in my parent's house for a few weeks between semesters, so I have to go down to Stillwater, move all of my furniture out of the room I used to rent, move it into the new room my brother is renting, move my junk into my dorm room and then come back to my home town so I can go out with some bros on the weekend.

Sadly, Bob's necromantic powers are as much a mystery to him as everyone else and they only work while he's asleep. He's not averse to some posthumous teabagging taunts though.

[QUOTE=Zergrinch;632055]But... but... they can be useful cannon fodder NPC party members in future confrontations! Violence is not the solution, it is your duty to spread love and peace throughout the dungeon![QUOTE]

I figured we'd just kill them all but the dwarf that's running around and then haze him systematically with sword hilts and Argumentus's slobber.

They can be useful for soaking up a share of the XP, if that's what you mean =o

We could keep the halfling alive then use her to walk in front of the party and trigger traps. So long as there aren't any triggered by the passing of a person over five foot tall we'll be laughing.

If that doesn't raise the dead then nothing will.

If only we were chaotic evil.

"Forced rape isn't creepy, IT'S A ROLEPLAYING CHOICE!"

Who says I'm not? I'm sure Bob would like to be chaotic evil, they have better outifts if nothing else.

Guys

Would you like me to roll to see if there are any hot girls there

I don't want to get drunk if there aren't any hot girls.

Where are the cheetos?

RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

Also, this is my fault because I didn't realize the map wasn't showing but you're trying to occupy the same space as Fescue

I can stand over a prone ally, can't I?

If not, I'll just stay where I am and smack the wolf with Bolstering Strike again.

DADDY NEEDS A NEW WOLFSKIN PELT.

Huh, turns out that you can stand over prone people, yeah.

I have no idea what happens if he tries to get up and you're still all in his personal space, but we'll roll with it.

Okay, if I'm remembering the rules right, and keep in mind I just skimmed over it like... weeks ago, I think he has to crawl away from the square then stand up.

Also, am I defending him by standing over him?

NO DENI! PIGGYBACK BATTLIN! NO CRAWLING AWAY. PIGGYBACK BATTLINNNN!!!

MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA!

I just end up rising in whatever spot is open next to the one I'm in. If there isn't one open, then I better make like a snake. No defense bonuses.

The dream of Mecha-Shiva has been killed in its cradle :(