I'll be playing TF2 on my friend's stream (it's a weekly event, but we tend to have a hard time getting many people (so if you want to help with that, the info should be on the info page of the stream)) when game night time rolls around, so someone just gimme a poke and i'll hop in. Is there any tutorial shazbot stuff i should do first, or should i just hop right in and learn things the hard way?

Can you ski shitty and shoot while playing capture the flag? Yes?! Then you'll fit right in!

Might jump in on that TF2 for a bit. It's a bit of a hard sell for Game Night proper, unfortunately (oh god MVM with randoms is the most frustrating shit in the world).

I won't be able to make it tonight, my GF's mother is here and we will be entertaining her for the evening. Sorry guys!

400MB patch HA HA HA HA

I assume everything went down ok (if someone uneventfully, given the lack of posts). Sorry I never showed up, it was like 10:45 by the time I was patched (why the fuck can't it use Steam's patch system what the hell) and at that point it seemed kind of silly to jump in.

Anyways, we're back to dork games next week, which means The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen (a competitive storytelling game), and then, time permitting, Everyone is John.

Bring your aristocratic air and your broadest and most offensive European accent.

Skills joined in pretty late but we all had a pretty SHAZ BOT time and by SHAZ BOT I mean good. We didn't annihilate like last time - the opposite team had some good players and some players with no scruples that would join our team and sabotage shit. So when we won it was a pretty big thing.

Tonight'll be another night when i probably won't be around on time, but i'll be here eventually. Second last night of work!

Once again, I won't be able to make it tonight. A combination of my GF's sister getting out of the hospital today and coming to live with us for a while and early work tomorrow are to blame.

Why does everything always happen on Tuesdays for me lately? :(

Clickity. Still setting up so trickle in at your leisure.

Additional Spam:
Trip report:

Deni is a bacon expert

Hawk is a masterful pugilist

Acer can hit water so hard it gets scared and flows backward

But John will never have a tail. :(

If only John had tried to reason with the doctor instead of strangling him. He was a man of science! He would understand!

NEXT WEEK:

ADVENTURE CASTLE VETS WILL STRUGGLE WITH THE HILARIOUSLY SIMPLE PUZZLES OF SPOOKY MANOR!

FIASCO RETURNS AND MAYBE YOU IDIOTS ACTUALLY TRY TO FORM A PLOT THIS TIME!

RYCHORD CAN'T JOIN US BECAUSE HE HAS TO VISIT THE E.R. DUE TO SUDDEN TESTICULAR TORSION!

LURKER AND TALEC CONTINUE STARING AT US THROUGH THE BASEMENT WINDOW, SO VERY CURIOUS BUT AFRAID TO EVER INDULGE

THREE HOURS OF NEW GHOSTBUSTERS MASHUPS (CRAZY MOTORBUSTERS? HELL YEAH SON)

WRITHE IN MY CAGE OF TORMENT! 9 PM EST TUESDAYS

Though my nutsack is so far still in acceptable shape, there are other forces at work that will prevent me from taking part for the next 2 weeks at least. Namely, I've been called in to work both days, and I can't afford to not go.

Unfortunately I'll not be able to make it tonight either, as a consequence of my shitty internet being even-more-shitty-than-usual. I've put in the usual official complaints but you know how these things go. Maybe we can reschedule later in the week once I've got this sorted or, if you'd like, go ahead without me. I've set up Fiasco in the usual place (https://app.roll20.net/join/34000/yQhjDQ).

(Here's the rulebook, if you think that would help.)

I've promoted both Skills and Acer to GM status for the time being, so shit will actually work. The jukebox has, as promised, been stocked with all manner of ghostbusting.

(Yes, I know you're all highly unlikely to play tabletop games without me around to drag you through it kicking and screaming but the tools are there if you'd like them.)

In my opinion it would be best to wait for the GM to be able to GM again. I do appreciate the offer but I believe I am too simple-minded to run Fiasco or an actual for serious D&D anything properly. It would all be jello castles and clouds made of marshmallow and then you have a DDR contest versus an eel and the die rolls would pretty much be meaningless to me because I give not a shit about numbers unless I feel absolutely creative for a 1 or 6 roll. Oh, you got a 3? I guess you hit him. Oh, maybe not? Wait, the guy got distracted by his thumb which he is sucking on like a toddler. Reroll that shit. Yeah, he's dead now. Good job. You murdered Infant Man the king of all babies. You get like a diaper full of gold nuggets and a ham sandwich.

I do like that your jukebox is prepared even if your Internet is not.

I believe we should either all take a chillax night OR do something like SHAZ BOT.

Sat around totally ready to fuck up fiasco like a boss for 15 minutes, no one showed, despite announcing in chat. I imagine it would have ended in absolute fucking disaster so it's probably for the best worst best.

Sworder treachery is a thing too!

Well, the important thing is you tried and failed.

The lesson is: never try.

And I ran around like a chicken with my head chopped off. I'd forgotten how much chaos first week of being back at school is (which is really too bad because i wanted to show off my slowly-improving-but-still-pretty-underwhelming Shazbot skills).

Tomorrow: same plan as last week! Provided Verizon doesn't fuck with me again just because they can.

Next week: Apparently Gotham City Impostors has gone F2P and is also, reportedly, kind of shit, so that's an idea.

Whatever the plan is, I can be in after all as the job has been canceled for tomorrow.

No lie. I am kinda sleepy.

Basically, you'll have to fight it off 'til the end of the evening. For the greater good.