This is almost always the correct course of action.

Fuck you, Zeph :mad:

Well that's because if you actually apologized to me, you would just be asking me to walk all over you.

At any rate, I won't die. Because the gods favor me...and not you. And if I do happen to pass into the blurry light, you sure wouldn't be getting my spot.

Last time my character died it was the result of taking a downed ally who I had no chance of healing and riding his body down the steep side of a mountain like a sled. I was really hoping for a Temple of Doom raft ride sequence but alas my dwarf bard was no Indiana Jones. Anyway, I thought it was stylish.

Ok. We all know I now have to kill Zeph and ride him down a hallway like a crazy carpet, right?

Failing that becoming an option, Gabriel might do it to Fescue, instead.

AniMechanic trust me on this, it's exactly as fun as it looks.

SUPER FUN.

D&D thread nao plz. I can't post until that fucking dwarf runs away some more, and I need to get up early to check on the brewhouse, and I can't abandon the team with my turn up next, and my dad can totally whip your dad.

Actually, I have to say, next to apparently wrecking the CH with my brain, this is the most fun to be had on GFF.

*Pang doesn't do anything out of spite*

That or he's too busy making a forum for the SAUS, because he's sick of them cluttering up his forum.

OKAY I DID IT GOD OKAY ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

NAG NAG NAG

STOP NAGGING PANG, I FINALLY DECIDED HOW I WANTED TO PRETEND I WAS SOMEONE ON THE INERNET.

What are Eladrin, I googled it but only found some refugees from the 80s.

They are (effectively) another kind of elf, except Elves get all the "we live in the woods and love nature" qualities and Eladrin get the prancing magical fancy-lad qualities.

So do you, or do you not? You're that player who brings fucking spreadsheets.

Hmm... considering that a DnD character sheet is a spreadsheet. Yes, yes I do. As do all players of DnD.

Stop all this fighting I will not have dramas in my internet rpg

Am I still allowed to make "DIE Zeph DIE!" comments?

Why yes killing Zeph is an idea which no one could object to and as such causes no drama.

really? fuck that, I don't want to be a gay person in an internet roleplaying game. What's a good backwoods race? I'm looking for real Appalacian Blue People here.

You would have to try very hard to be gayer than Shin's character.

Halflings are probably your best choice in that case, then.

I would've told her to be a half-orc redneck (that's what I wanted to do next), but apparently they removed that from 3.5 into 4E.

Hey Shin, try and be less of a non-factor in this fight and start masturbating in plain sight of the Halfling.

While he's at it he should also try to search for traps. :)

nobody ever search for traps

nobody ever search for secret door

everybody search for treasure only :(

but they will learn

Don't worry, Pang. I can guarantee that even with massive repeated failures my Halfling Warlock will search for both traps and secret doors as I don't give a shit about treasure and often give it over to companions. Be it dungeon, flower field, or inn I will try to find these traps and doors.