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SailorDaravon May 31, 2009 10:08 PM

We need to actually plan a set time/date, not that usually seems to bring us any better luck getting a group. It sounds like the plan for tomorrow is 4PM or so, since the 4 of us will be around, it'll be after the Microsoft E3 conference for me and Tails said he'd be up by then. I know Moo said he had to work, but we can probably rope in some other people, I'll harass Skills or something.

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 31, 2009 10:27 PM

Four? I honestly thought you said Five, which is right when I get in the door.

However, if you guys can find someone else instead of waiting around an hour, I won't take offense.

Chaotic May 31, 2009 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 705598)
We'd love to have a game of 4 on 4, we usually get everyone on one Live party and talk shit to each other the whole time.

And those are usually the most fun. :D

value tart Jun 1, 2009 03:37 AM

Those are great fun because neither team can really plan without giving themselves away to the other team. It becomes a massive clusterfuck of everyone trying to read each other's minds. It's great.

Also I totally wish I could be there tomorrow. :(

SailorDaravon Jun 1, 2009 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 705610)
Four? I honestly thought you said Five, which is right when I get in the door.

However, if you guys can find someone else instead of waiting around an hour, I won't take offense.

See!? All your talk about how you're ready anytime, then you pull this shit.

No but seriously, we can do 5. The only time that was mentioned was 4 because Tails said we had to give him at least until then to wake up or whatever. So we will plan for 5 PM today.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jun 1, 2009 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SailorDaravon (Post 705749)
See!? All your talk about how you're ready anytime, then you pull this shit.

I am ready anytime.

In fact, I am at work and not near my Xbox at all - and I am *still* ready to go.

http://www.therussianstore.com/photo...pn00106a01.jpg

ALWAYS PREPARED

RacinReaver Jun 1, 2009 01:12 PM

Hey, L4D2 just announced at E3.

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POSSIBLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAPPEN IN THIS GAME: Dead Air Finale, we're the survivors, and I'm on the turret. If you pull turret all the way to the left as far as it will go there's one of those baggage cart things that the Tank can hit. At some point I see the Boomer trying to get behind it, and he cuts behind it. Firing the turret, I push the cart (with the boomer still hiding behind it) all the way against the plane behind it, after a few more seconds the Boomer literally POPS dead from being squished.
I was playing a game where someone did something similar. Except he knocked down three of his teammates. Then he got smoked. Possibly the best finale round I've ever seen.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jun 1, 2009 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RacinReaver (Post 705799)
Hey, L4D2 just announced at E3.

Best. News. Ever.

Inhert Jun 1, 2009 01:45 PM

seriously? you're happy to have to pay another 50$ in less than a year for probably the same amount of content?

I think it's a little soon, but if l4d2 merge with the first one (a little like an expansion) than I guess it doesn't matter...

Chaotic Jun 1, 2009 01:50 PM

Inhert, you paying for more black people in the game. That's enough to sell me.

Plus, Chainsaws.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jun 1, 2009 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhert (Post 705807)
seriously? you're happy to have to pay another 50$ in less than a year for probably the same amount of content?

I guess it's nice that you're into gimpy hand gestures and being good with colors - just don't bring that around here, okay? It ain't welcomed.

value tart Jun 1, 2009 03:09 PM

I think there's something to the notion that Valve's jumping the gun on this one, but considering how hilariously replayable the first game is, I'm not terribly upset to get the game all over again.

I would definitely prefer it a million times over if they decided to make L4D2 an expansion pack of sorts to the first game, or at least have the option to download it. If this game is essentially going to sit next to L4D1 rather than in front of it, it'd be nice not to have two discs to swap. That might just be me, though.

Inhert Jun 1, 2009 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 705826)
I guess it's nice that you're into gimpy hand gestures and being good with colors - just don't bring that around here, okay? It ain't welcomed.

yeah right because I said that I'm impress by the 3D motion technology behind natal, that's automatically mean I like all the gimmick mini games that will come with it...

I'm just saying that I think it's a little soon for a sequel when they could still had a lot to the first...

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jun 1, 2009 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhert (Post 705856)
I'm just saying that I think it's a little soon for a sequel when they could still had a lot to the first...

So wait.

The game this thread is based on has a sequel coming out.

Someone else was happy about this news.

You pissed on that happiness.

And then you get defensive and hurt when someone calls you a douche-knocker eye-fucked-blind knob-rag-from-Mars?

Go disconnect your dial-up. You're obviously too sensitive a person to hang with the cool kids.

SailorDaravon Jun 1, 2009 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhert (Post 705807)
seriously? you're happy to have to pay another 50$ in less than a year for probably the same amount of content?

I think it's a little soon, but if l4d2 merge with the first one (a little like an expansion) than I guess it doesn't matter...

how dare they deliver a sequel to my favorite game with 5 completely new campaigns and other additions and fixes

i have only played L4D for over a 100 hours for my $50 dollars, Valve is @$$raping us wtf

help i'm falling

Tails Jun 1, 2009 08:21 PM

I'm cool with the sequel so long as they don't take out those sweet trinity-in-the-matrix hunter jumps where they hang in mid-air during massive lag.

Because that shit was unbelievably funny. Could use more camera rotation around it next time though.

SailorDaravon Jun 1, 2009 09:14 PM

I don't even want to talk about the first two rounds, that shit was un-fucking-playable for me. It stopped on the last round when the two dudes were holding up in the saferoom, so I don't know if I was having some sort of specific issue with one of the other guys or what. Probably with big titties.

Tails Jun 1, 2009 09:16 PM

It's ok because Kyndig goes into hyper-asshole/idiot mode when games become unplayable and I couldn't stop laughing.

He was like a kid in a candy store during LAGFEST '09, it's the only reason I didn't suggest quitting.

"I'm a smoker, Im a smoker gonna sing my smoker song"

god.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jun 1, 2009 09:19 PM

Daravon missed the best part.

After we were done, I logged off the Live Group we were in and got defaulted back to the L4D lobby, and what do I hear?

Tails: (to random player) "...show you the shape of Italy."

I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

Tails Jun 1, 2009 09:21 PM

Oh, and do you PC dudes ever have a problem with not getting the music cues? Daravon's been swearing up and down he doesn't hear the Tank music anymore, and I miss it too every now and again. Sound settings seem fine.

SailorDaravon Jun 1, 2009 09:23 PM

It's weird, because I used to have that problem just occasionally, but over the past week or so every single game we've played I have not heard the tank music at all, and it's fucked me (and the team) a couple times because of it. GOD FORBID Kyndig call it out when it starts after I ask like 5 times. I think LeHah said he was having it happen sometimes now too?

The unmovable stubborn Jun 1, 2009 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Tails (Post 705952)
Oh, and do you PC dudes ever have a problem with not getting the music cues?

No. Occasionally I would think so but it was just getting drowned out by the zombie rapetrain I had coming at me from every direction.

But then I changed the Tank theme to Caramelldansen so it's pretty distinct over the general din.

Chaotic Jun 1, 2009 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tails (Post 705952)
Oh, and do you PC dudes ever have a problem with not getting the music cues? Daravon's been swearing up and down he doesn't hear the Tank music anymore, and I miss it too every now and again. Sound settings seem fine.

I actually heard a story about the and stuff that if another special zombie's music is in effect, another one can't override it or something of the sort.

The story I heard was that a witch had somehow gotten stuck somewhere and glitched the whole game. Infinitely looping the witches music. However, because one special zombie's music can't be overridden, they didn't see the tank come at all, and he completely annihilated them.

Yeah, it's kinda like that.

Inhert Jun 2, 2009 03:19 AM

well I guess after reading the official new from steam I jumped a little bit to fast to conclusion.

L4D2 seam really a good upgrade to the already good L4D.

and SailorDaravon manage to made me realize how much stupid my comment was, yeah >.>

and if L4D2 is has good then the first one, then I guess it will just be more fun. It's not like the first one will become obsolete anytime soon.

I still think that its kind of soon, but its probably just me, use to now game taking longer to make. I guess its a good point that Valve is able to make quality game in that short period.

RacinReaver Jun 2, 2009 12:40 PM

I know if you get boomed right before the tank arrives you won't hear the music. I imagine there's similar issues with the Witch.

SD, do you install the game in any way on your 360? If you were on a PC I'd recommend reinstalling to see if that helps, but I don't know if there's anything like that on a 360.

Also, goddamn, the past two days I've played there's always been at least one person on the other team that intentionally kills themself/gets raped so they just get to play as infected. And they invariably suck as infected, so it's not even like they're having a good time raping us.

Additional Spam:
I just hit up the L4D website and saw they put some info on their blog that hasn't been mentioned here.

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We've just announced that Left 4 Dead 2 is coming later this year! It's a much larger game than the original, and features new co-op and versus campaigns, all-new Survivors, boss zombies, weapons, and items, as well as melee combat. Check out the teaser trailer, and watch this space for more news in the coming days.
I'm guessing new boss zombies would be like alternatives to tanks which could make the game pretty interesting. I'd definitely like to see a randomized boss such that you don't know exactly what you're facing until it's right there going AGHAHAHHAGHGHGHGHAAAA in your face.

I also wonder if they'll port the original L4D maps in to the new game so you can try it out with melee and new items.

Edit again!

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Set for release on November 17, the title adds melee combat to enable deeper co-operative gameplay, with items such as a chainsaw, frying pan, axe, baseball bat, and more.

Introducing the AI Director 2.0, L4D's dynamic gameplay is taken to the next level by giving the Director the ability to procedurally change weather effects, world objects, and pathways in addition to tailoring the enemy population, effects, and sounds to match the players' performance. The result is a unique game session custom fitted to provide a satisfying and uniquely challenging experience each time the game is played.
Makes you wonder if they're finally going to enable body collisions.


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