Fair enough. I was actually expecting this kind of wagon when I bought it:

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/1044342...Foot_Wagon.jpg

Imagine my pleasant surprise when you gave me something like this:

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content...ered-wagon.jpg

:)

Now to convince my fellow adventurers to buy 1 horse each, so we all fight safely atop a steed.

The only reason you're "safe atop" your 36-HP, 1-surge steed is that you're practically watching the fight through binoculars.

Until the reinforcements from the south arrive...

O noes :(

Or until I kill the horse. There are many options.

Wait. Is this implying you're still a minotaur...

riding a horse?

That's really weird.

Yessir, as per avatar...

That's supposed to be a minotaur in your avatar? I thought it was a badly drawn Triceratops. or something.

So, am I dazed for two rounds? D:

No, it doesn't stack, it's just there so I know WHICH Mouther's turn you stop being dazed after since some of their attacks key on whether you're dazed or not.

And after all this, there totally wasn't any mention of the insult and how sad the mouther became. :(

(I was so much looking forward to how you'd write it up too...)

I was too busy crackin' up at your wonderful magical arrow that can slowly kill its target over a period of 6-8 weeks barring any high Endurance rolls.

That, and the mouthers require about 10 rolls each every damn turn so by the time I'm done with the crunchy numbers part of the post I'm ready for the 4-day break that waiting for Acer's turn affords me

Damn, the last time anybody caught a disease up in this bitch it was Argumentus. I gotta fix that.

Man, fuck filth fever. :(

Well, the knowledge check for Gnasc implied his self-destructing cudgel has some kind of disease rider attached to it. Had Gordy not killed him before he could do anything to us in melee...

Aw, so the arrows have no tactical use. Is okay, I can see strategic use for it (blackmail or assassination hr hr hr)

Since I'm too lazy to look it up in the sourcebooks, and I don't have compendium access, gimme stats for the disease please :)

Filth Fever

Level 3 Disease

Endurance stable DC 16, improve DC 21

The target is cured.

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Initial Effect: The target loses 1 healing surge.

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The target takes a –2 penalty to AC, Fortitude defense, and Reflex defense.

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Final Effect: The target takes a –2 penalty to AC, Fortitude defense, and Reflex defense. The target loses all healing surges and cannot regain hit points.

FYI Pang, we're modifying the turn Order to: Glock, Gheth, Garr, Gordok, Cal

GFF D&D CONTEST EVENT

WHOEVER CAN GUESS THE DAY AND THE HOUR ON WHICH ACER TAKES HIS TURN WILL WIN!!!

A SUM OF CASH (VIA PAYPAL) EQUAL TO THE NUMBER OF HOURS BETWEEN SKILLS' LAST GAME POST AND ACER'S

(MAXIMUM CASH AWARD $96)

CONTEST NOT OPEN TO ACER SINCE THAT WOULD BE STUPID

My estimate is 110 hours, with a standard deviation of 29 hours!

But you know, our main striker and damage dealer must have his beauty sleep :)

The dice has spoken. Acer will post 77 hours from Skill's post. This will be on March 1, 2010, at 11:18 PM Acer's local time.

Quoted for preservation! Since Pang did not define "whoever", I'm sure Acer will win this contest event :33:

I'm guessing the 28th at arrrrround 2 pm. Let's say between 2 and 3.

Friday night, between 10 PM and 11 PM, CST.

I'll guess the 1st of March around 9:30-10:30pm forum time.

Posts that say 10:44 because they were created in some other thread and moved into this one afterward don't count :33:

Additional Spam:
GOOD TRY

I assumed I would have been disqualified for telling him on AIM to get his ass in gear for the right time frame an hour ago, but even then that's too much to ask.

[02/26/2010 - 22:32:27] Colonel Skills: make the post in the next 10 minutes
[02/26/2010 - 22:32:29] Colonel Skills: can you do that
[02/26/2010 - 22:32:45] Acer: i will try my best =)
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:18] Colonel Skills: how hard can it be
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:32] Acer: king of the hill is on, i get distracted
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:34] Acer: so
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:36] Acer: easily
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:43] Colonel Skills: LOOK
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:49] Colonel Skills: I want to win pang's contest
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:50] Colonel Skills: so do it
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:52] Colonel Skills: stop being a faggot
[02/26/2010 - 22:34:02] Acer: ahahaha

To the contrary, the contest was founded on the assumption that you'd all hound Acer into posting.

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