SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what are you trying to do, shin

do you realize what it is you're doing

Someone was going to shoot a fireball into that room sooner or later.

Functionally, everyone except me voluntarily retired. Though not for lack of trying, based on that last fight.

I'm not sure I'd call what happened to Gabe "Voluntary".

Probably I should start being more of a hardass about the No Dawdling rule, Acer's probably left his three strikes in the dust a while back. :(

Or throw more killer spiders at the group.

Don't kill the only good and decent part of G-unit :(

All over some bitch I don't even like anymore.

Life is a bitch.

If you stuck around you'd be the fifth member of G-Unit.

You know, just rubbing salt into them wounds.

This would result in a party that is 60% healers, an event which would necessitate me running 8 fights in a row involving cliffs coated in slippery ice. And guys with really long sticks that did nothing but try to push you off the cliff.

edit: when I think about it Motsognir/Gabe/Brigid technically made three healers but unlike Soggy Glock is actually kind of good at his job

Ha ha ha ha ha, "or".

At least 3 of the 10 adventures choices this go-round will involve angry spiders at some point. You can't beat the classics.

(Queue Zerg constantly speculating about where the spiders might be)

My job was to traipse around caves hitting things with an ax. I did it pretty well, mister.

I'm hardly an impartial member of the peanut gallery, but here's what I think Gordok might choose!

Power: FAST HANDS (Skill Lvl 2)
Feat: MOUNTED COMBAT

Cuz I think the little bear should be riding on top of a bigger one! :tpg:

**Hidden Content**

Because there's a bug in the current iteration of the Builder involving hybrid characters which are granted powers by an item they're wielding, probably. Did you give him the new wand? If you did, that's probably what's causing it.

Have fun starting over! :(

Blarg, the bug's that specific? I've already started over twice! Bet you got hit with it real good too :(

Anyhow, I went ahead and re-uploaded a new version of the file. Took 2 minutes of hacking away anything containing "Hellish Rebuke" in the XML file using Wordpad. It seems to load fine now...

Oh, look what day it is.

I'll take suggestions until midnight tonight and then implement whichever one is silliest.

Feat: Arcane Familiar - Disembodied Hand
Power: Red Leeches of Nihal Fey Switch

Approve for purposes of the rare triple thumbzup

Still looking into what power I want but yeah I'm giving triple thumbs up to Disembodied Hand familiar. =)

also <3 lurker for best idea <3<3<3

Disembodied Hand gives everything Fast Hands does, and then some, so I guess it obsoletes my recommendations :(

So I'm thinking Life Siphon sounds rather good as a per-encounter 'healing' option and Insightful Warning as a per-encounter mitigation to future TheUrge type attacks :p

Bro's before Ho's dude, always bro's before ho's.

Soggy and Gabe were supposed to be healers?

On the ceiling of course, nobody ever checks the ceiling.

Feat: Arcane Familiar - Disembodied Hand
Power: Fey Switch

Oh this ought to be good. =')))))

Okay, two things:

A: I let Glock cast some rituals during the last adventure despite the fact that he had no components, because his componentlessness was my fault (since I generated him that way). I just subtracted the equivalent amount of gold instead. However, now that the shops are freely available there'll be no more of that.

B: (Irrelevant as it turns out)

oh aha ha I'll just give you back that 20GP then shall I

As a bard, I get one bard ritual per day that doesn't expend components, and I only used Glib Limerick the twice, both after daily rests. This is via the class feature [Bardic Training].

(Which is why I didn't use it more often, actually.)

Also you can just look up the items in the builder, which has no monster access.

Glock can have those ritual books. Double Wind Summoners HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!