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Hey Guys it's the World of Goo Happy Birthday Sale Time!
2D Boy: Games Until the 19th, you can buy World of Goo for whatever price you chose! |
In a move that will surprise precisely no one with more than two brain cells to rub together, EA are revamping the Medal of Honor (sic) series and setting it in modern warfare.
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In a display of stealing money from idiots so cynical it can only have been the product of the marketing team at Apple, there's a new iPhone App that lets you sign into Xbox Live and manage your account "On the move".
The fact that you could use the iPhone's web browser to visit xboxlive.com and do exactly the same things for free, and could have done the same on any phone with a web browser for years, has either escaped the App's creators, or they're relying on the average iPhone user being that dumb and App-obsessed that they'll actually fork out a couple of dollars to do something they could already do for free. If anybody is stupid enough to actually pay for this then they deserve to get ripped off I guess, but then to be in a position to buy the App you've already shown yourself to be stupid enough to buy an iPhone in the first place. |
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In light of that, I imagine that the app will either become free or be pulled altogether soonish. Knowing Apple, though, they'll reject the re-submitted free version on totally arbitrary grounds a few times before eventually accepting it.
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Now that woman has to explain why Don’t Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls is on her resume every time she applies for a job.
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I just like the image in my head of the game guys approaching that actress.
"We need you to act in a video game that teaches sad nerds how to talk to women." "...I hate my life." (Man offscreen): "That is one tall rollercoaster..." Woman: "...That's it?" (Man offscreen): "Yes, we've done...you know, research and shit. This is what women respond to. Now, let's try again. That is one tall rollercoaster." Sorry, I'm done, but I kind of want to play that game now for the laughs. And hey, for only the low low price of $1! |
For this to be a true simulator of Skills' life it needs a third, somewhat nonsensical option which results in physical harm. Something like:
(X) Yeah, I'll ride your ass through a loop. |
"Baby you can pilot my Jump Jet any day" -- Skills
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The game over screen is a sad man shaking his head, with the caption, "Sorry, I've got work tomorrow."
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You're right, there definitely needs to be an option for being totally oblivious. We can just make that (Y).
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If there's an asian woman in the game they will make serious bank.
I WON'T BE RONERY TONIGHT ^_____________^ |
"Lemme make dat ass clap" would be pretty flavor, too.
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Alright kids, we've got some release dates for some Nintendo games that you may or may not care for:
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - May 23 Sin and Punishment: Star Successor - June 7 (w/ online leaderboards) Metroid: Other M - June 27 You can find information about other release dates for Nintendo games in the first half of 2010 here: Source |
You forgot to mention that CAVE STORY finally has an official release date: March 22.
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There's been black folk in Nintendo games all the time. You just don't remember them. As you can see, he is doing his part to help refresh your memory.
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Earthworm Jim HD: A remake of the first game coming soon for XBLA (nothing about PSN).
Earthworm Jim HD Video Game, Debut Trailer | Game Trailers & Videos | GameTrailers.com |
New Deus Ex 3 E3 Cinematic Story trailer:
Deus Ex: Human Revolution Video Game, E3 2010: Trailer HD | Game Trailers & Videos | GameTrailers.com Look freaking good!!! |
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