Its very entertaining to watch you guys. LeHah's right, you guys sure did pull off some of the awesome timing of attacks I had ever seen.

The last week when I was supposed to play Ultima, I ended up watching you guys play because its SO mad fun to watch you guys plow those randoms so easily and HOW. You guys are AWESOME. <3

It is completely amazing to me how often people ragequit in this game, frequently on the 2nd part of their first round, just because they didn't kill us.

Things that the rest of you fuckers have missed because no one else wants to play but me, Kyndig, Tails and Lehah, all off the top of my head and in the last week alone:

-Memorial day we attempted to play 4 games; we made 2 teams ragequit, the other 2 games we won by over 7000 points. This past Saturday it took us essentially 4 hours to complete one full game because we were making whole teams ragequit so quickly.

-Hilarious messages sent to rage quitters. These two guys quit out the 2nd part of the first round, and I sent them a message asking them if they quit in real life when things got hard, and one of them responded yes.

-Blood Harvest 4; I'm a Hunter at the beginning of the round. I get up on the cliffs to the right of the saferoom. I jump at the straggler, hit a tree WHICH CORRECTS MY AIM and I pounce on the guy for 25 damage. The rest of the team is slightly ahead and boomed on, and I flat out kill this guy and he quits, whose name is something like XxRarexXSkillzXx. I send him a message saying something along the lines of his skills being indeed "rare." His response: "thanks. ps I'm eleven years old" and then he sends me a friends request. I decline to dodge the federal watchlists.

-POSSIBLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAPPEN IN THIS GAME: Dead Air Finale, we're the survivors, and I'm on the turret. If you pull turret all the way to the left as far as it will go there's one of those baggage cart things that the Tank can hit. At some point I see the Boomer trying to get behind it, and he cuts behind it. Firing the turret, I push the cart (with the boomer still hiding behind it) all the way against the plane behind it, after a few more seconds the Boomer literally POPS dead from being squished.

-Where's Waldo bitch?

-Riveting discussion about how we should be able to buy new outfits for the special infected. My ideas were a foppish jester's hat for the Smoker, or a fake Alligator cap for the Boomer, so on Death Toll 2's crescendo event you could fool the survivors into thinking there's just a croc in the water.....OR IS IT?

-Taking people one-way rides to Daravon Town, population youuuuuuu

-As the infected on No Mercy 1, we forced two survivors to hold up in a closet in the building (pantry in the kitchen with the door that's on the 2nd floor down, before you drop down the hole) by booming on one of them, and then the other guy stuck with him apparently. What ensued was some of the best shit ever, as Kyndig (as the boomer) and me (as the smoker), kept them in there for like 2 minutes, since the other guys had apparently just bounced. Eventually while they were boomed at some point they made a run for it; I pulled the first one back, the other dude runs past him AND the boomer, and just totally jets, with Kyndig just chasing him as the boomer and slashing him. I think I killed the guy I pulled. We were all laughing so hard I almost gave myself an asthma attack, and Kyndig was asking Tails if he was crying because his laughter sounded like "deep sobbing."

-Death Toll; we get a team in the 4th round who attempts to start griefing by doing the holding up in the saferoom thing. Takes a while but we kill them. So the final round, I'm like fuck it, let's do the same. Before you go out into the street there's a trashcan on your left that you can knock over to jump on a shelf, to get on "top" of one of the little offices. Kyndig decides to fuck it and be a hero, and makes it past the houses before dying. Me, Lehah and Tails hold the top there for around forty-five minutes. After a while the other team starts just hunter jumping back and forth between the safe room (to our right), the street entrance (to our left) and the office beneath us. Then the Smoker would just start shambling along hilariously beneath us from room to room, and half the time we couldn't kill him because we were laughing so hard, which prompted Tails to utter something completely unintelligible for like 5 seconds, followed by "dawg" at the end which Lehah referenced above. And the whole time we are killing them, we're going out of our way to go back down for ammo, teabag them furiously, and turn our lights on and off repeatedly. I finish 2 beers, and the whole time Kyndig is watching Behind Enemy Lines. Finally we decided to just go for it once we're all down to like half health, and with me being the last person I made it to like 2 feet from starting the radio when they killed us. On their turn they tried to do something similar but failed miserably.

I mentioned this in game, but Tails' completely unintelligible thing followed by "dawg" completely reminds me (and sounds like) this:

http://i40.tinypic.com/qrd641.jpg

Who was it that did the amazing Batman Boomer jump off the guardhouse? We utterly destroyed that team in no time and were laughing hystically while doing it.

I'm probably stupid, but I'm drawing a blank on what you mean by guardhouse. Generally speaking any ninja boomer insanity is Kyndig. The only spectacular boom I can remember I've done lately is that Death Toll 1 one where I got the whole team right as the guy startled the witch.

The watchtower right in front of the trainstation. I don't know what else to call it.

Oh, the tower. I'm pretty sure that was Kyndig.

I should be free to play again, so holler at me on Steam if you're up for a Game or two. Daravon, what's your Steam ID?

We're playing on 360. I have it on PC but haven't played it there for a while, since 99% of my friends play on 360 :(. My user ID is posted earlier in this thread, I honestly don't remember what it is, I think it's Mr Daravon.

I think you mean "Only snobs who think PC Gaming is still alive and well play the game on that."

I find it hilarious that as I'm reading your post I see you online on UT3 on 360. Also are we playing tonight? I can call Tails and Kyndig and find out what the fuck is going on.

It's cool if you're too good for us, Daravon

It doesn't hurt our feelings or anything

Work tonight, Dar (I just got up so I need to go eat and possibly watch FMA2). I'm cool tomorrow though.

For the record this does not apply to me, I have both a 360 and PC. I never understood the console / PC loyalty thing anyway, seems silly.

Well for anyone else with L4D on PC, same as before: send me a message if you want to kill some infected :)

To be fair, I've owned a gaming-capable PC for about 2 months, and it's a laptop my wife has been on 24/7 basically. I bought L4D on PC when it was half off a month or two ago on Steam, and I've played it like once :p

Also you suck Tails. I'm so waking your ass up at like 3PM tomorrow. Normally I'd say if Moo's around LeHah we could try to rope him in, and I can Kyndig a call and see what's up, or if anybody else wants to play (ON 360 HUR HUR) we can meet up. Moo just got off though (hi-yo), but we can probably get a crew together sometime tonight maybe?


Edit: Kyndig said he'd be willing to get on if we had a full crew, so if LeHah is game we'd need at least one more.

Dude, Im always down for L4D.

AND YOU KNOW THIS. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

Its not a matter of loyalty - its a matter that the PC is an absolutely dead market that weirdos sadly cling to in the hopes that something will save it. I mean, unless you're doing Guildwars or RTS - the PC is completely dead and has been for years. I'd love for it to come back - most of my all-time favorite games are on the PC - but for right now, its a fart in a wind storm.

Doesn't he work tonight? If not I can make something happen in 30 minutes

Would also play but my record isn't shiny.

He's a WEEKEND WARRIOR man; he's off tomorrow. He said he would be willing to get on in about an hour though, and that was a half hour ago or so, so if you're hopping on for a game in about a half hour that'd work out. If you're going to get on for a game let me know and I'll give him a call back. Edit: Called him back, he says he'll get on when he's done cooking, probably in about 20-30 minutes.

I have no idea what this means.

Means I'm not that good. Remember the session we had last time?

"theres a smoker behind us"
::term runs back anyway::

You were decent, you just need to talk more when stuff happens.

Ok that's a little different then what it sounded like in your previous post, thanks for the clarification.

This might be just a difference of opinion, but I wouldn't say PC games are completely dead, but I do recognize that at least recently, games that sell well on the PC tend to be staple (well known) franchises; Games like World of Warcraft or the Sims (& its many expansions), and Steam platform titles (Left 4 Dead, Orange Box). I could get into sales charts and all that, but that's for another time and place.

Oh and Term, don't worry about being an uber-leet pwner or whatever, we all had to start somewhere after all.

I'm interested if we can get a full crew going. You guys usually have 4 already, and I don't really want to be the only one teamed up with randoms or something.

I would've joined when Tails invited yesterday, but I was already busy playing a different game. Plus my internet was having an off-day, flickering a lot.

Term, you can't be any worse than Mo0 or Paco.

But hell, I'm always up for a game if you guys are playing and stuff.

It sounds like my brother got his copy working (he's quite the pirate, i keep telling him to stop but he doesn't listen). if people are playing, i wouldn't mind joining, as long as everyone understands that i don't play much so i can't aim and frequently get lost

edit: never mind, he lied

We'd love to have a game of 4 on 4, we usually get everyone on one Live party and talk shit to each other the whole time.