GUYS WE NEED THREE MORE COUPLERS

LIKE... FIVE MORE COUPLERS

BRING ALL THE COUPLERS

PANG WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU WORKING ON COUPLERS

SKILLS

GET A WRENCH

HELP WITH THESE HOSES

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Alien Swarm on Steam

Here, this is Tuesday's thing.

Also free, also completely retarded.

tonight i got trolled

so very hard

so hard it fucked up my recording

i then got trolled by my computer

my face when i have no face

just about as angry as can be

the recording of the greatest troll to ever troll on gff game night is pretty much unwatchable

i am sad :(

Meanwhile, in robotland:

"how have they not connected any of those things yet? What are those flying thi- oh. ooooooooooohhhhhh."

I don't know if the game is supposed to be on tonight or not, but I'll most likely not be able to make it, I've got a dinner that was originally supposed to be a brunch or some such tonight.

tell them you can't

priority one is aliens

they be swarmin'

GOD DAMN IT RYCHORD YOU WILL BE AN INCOMPETENT SPACEMAN OF SOME KIND AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

Term is credit to team! From stream viewer to hero. What a bro!

I like how Rychord was sooooo busy tonight but not too busy to watch the stream. YEAH WHAT UP WITH THAT

Yeah so, next week we'll finish up Alien Swarm, dunno if Term's coming back for that or what, hopefully so but god knows we'll never manage it without a fourth player of some kind. That shouldn't take more than half an hour (we very nearly made it tonight) so after that we'll be doing some more Pomme. E'erbody likes Pomme. On their bodies.

Yeah, sorry about that, but I got home at 10:15PM and saw an email from Justintv so I decided to tune in. I hadn't downloaded the 2.5GB game yet, so that would have taken too long for me to hop in on time.

Zerg Rush 2.0 actually looked like quite a bit of fun, I'm kinda sad I only got to spectate.

i've downloaded the game, but i might be a little late to the party - i'll hopefully be done work at 8:30 on Tuesday. That's assuming Alien Swarm doesn't have a leveling system wherein i will be profoundly underleveled and unhelpful.

So who's the space team that's tackling the zerg rush tonight?

I'm asking because I've (finally) downloaded the game, but it seems we are too numerous who want in (Pang, Skills, Acer, Term(?), Hawk, meself).

Obviously, since Term was the fourth last week, he should have priority to step back in if he wants in. I'm also willing to let Hawkeye take precedence over me if he's available, since I'm usually in just about every game we play with a player limit.

We only need to finish the game, which is one more stage. After that we'll get in on apples to apples the gif bullshit like we did several weeks ago and lol at that.

Acer might also be late, of course, so there's that

Yeah the goal is basically to get through this as quick as possible and then move on to the Pomme, so ideally we can get Term and his lovely medical gun that shoots life at you. Failing that, whoever we can get hold of first. If you can just fill all your item slots with medkits that would be super.

Sorry to anybody that downloaded the game and then gets left in the lurch, though at least it's free (I think we talked Stop Sign into buying Magicka and then never actually played it with him).

In buying-terrible-games news, Sanctum is $2.49 on Steam for the next 8 hours. It uses the same text-to-speech engine as Moonbase Alpha but has actual levels and gameplay and such. I don't think I need to say anything else. Not playing it next week, I think (we are long overdue a return to the virtual tabletop and I have a malicious plan), but maybe the week after.

Wait, did I miss Pomme? Is there still Pomme happening? :O

Pomme is starting NOW, get on ins. Pomme

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CABBAGE CABAL 4EVR

WHERE IS MY GIF POMME

MY GIF, WHERE

>:-|

CATBUTTS EVERYWHERE

OMG A DOG

Topdecking dog gifs, for the win.

Also, bought Sanctum. Then realized i won't be around on the tuesday in question. *facepalm* :(

There's no way we'd be getting through Sanctum in one night anyway.

TUESDAY: Pathfinder. Yup.

But what is Pathfinder, Pang?

Pathfinder is what happens when a 3rd-party adventure writing team decides they don't like 4th Edition, and thinks they can do better. And by "better", I mean they decide to copy edition 3.5, slap a couple errata stickers on it, and sell it.

Pregens WILL be provided since character generation in 3.5 or any of its derivatives takes the better part of a day and that's with the (shitty, third-party) chargen software.

We won't be using Maptool. There's a free web-based virtual table at roll20.net with all sorts of neat features Maptool could never manage since it's a pile of java garbage. I'm fairly sure you don't even need to sign up and I can just link you to the campaign URL. Guess we'll find out.

All right, so Roll20 seems to be working okay so far as I can tell, we'll see how it holds up with actual players instead of me dicking around with the jukebox.

IN THEORY, this link should bring you to the right game: https://app.roll20.net/join/23137/eSRaYA

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....resofucked.png

We are so fucked

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile3/Clipboard-1.jpg

You are all the worst people

trip report: pathfinder even worse than anticipated, somehow

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I should mention one more thing for posterity. Hawkeye is incinerated because Skills' greedy ass sets off a massively overpowered fire trap. His ashes are scooped up and dumped into a magic fountain (which Rychord had previously pissed in). With the addition of a toy dragon and a charge from a wand of magic missile, Hawkeye was eventually resurrected as a piss-drenched cripple.

Also, Skills straight-up refusing to use his healing spells to save Hawkeye's life