You'll have to live with the fact that the "Captain Obvious" gene is a part of us all. Most of us anyways.

The lollipop guild can fuck a nigga up.

They just look like they hard is what I'm saying.

More than Niknak or the Time Bandits? I think not, matey.

Just look at their popped eyes and hard glares. Those bright clothes and ready gifts must hide a dark past.

The resolution on this monitor isn't too great but it looks to me like we just picked a fight with Jesus...

I do believe it's raping time.

Acer, I begin to fear you are accelerating toward a kind of Creepy Singularity from which none of us may escape.

Sweet! Maybe I can sell tickets!

The tickets are also cursed.

Additional Spam:
Okay, rules corner!

Argumentus is prone. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? It means his ass is sprawled out on the floor like a chump:

Extra defense against ranged attacks

Lower defense against melee attacks

Lower attack rolls

You can go prone (or stand up from a prone position) as a minor action. Huzzah!

Also, the wolf is kind of poorly placed on the latest map, treat it as being in the lower of the two squares.

Thank god I got high initiative. Also forgot I'm not a dwarf. :)

Also are there any spells which can't be cast from prone?

None that I can find.

I imagine you'd struggle to get some of the rituals done while lying down wouldn't you?

That's why you set every spell's movement ritual to be...


THE WORM.

Ha ha, I'm not convinced that doing the worm would make you harder to hit with arrows.

Next to impossible to hit you when they're too busy PUTTING THEIR HANDS IN THE AIR. LIKE THEY JUST DON'T CARE.

WHY MUST THIS ABUSE OF INNOCENT TABLES CONTINUE

I suppose it's too late for me to ignore drawing the warhammer and instead pick up my shield, since I didn't know Brady was going to be dropping it?

Also, a table killed my mom. What of it?

Done and done, although retroactively having had the shield wasn't enough to maintain your neck integrity.

Oh, thanks. Also, that's fine.

So long as I fucked that table up, yo. It won't be talking shit any time soon.

http://www.saxypunch.com/miscimg/gabrieltokensm.png Die, milkface!

http://www.saxypunch.com/miscimg/293...4dc8725189.jpg He hates these tables! Stay away from the tables!

http://www.erichufschmid.net/img/Table_broken.gif

Click for lols

Question: If I used a skill in the middle of battle to affect NPC behavior, like say intimidate, would that be considered a minor action?

Standard action, unfortunately. Pretty much any skill check in combat is Standard except for knowledge checks (which are free)

oh god I'm going to diiiiiiiiiiieeeee this drake is fucking my shit up

You are just too hammy and delicious for your own good.