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DarkLink2135 May 16, 2006 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah
I take the subject seriously.

I don't think anyone who has a working synapse in their brain can take *you* seriously.

I'll take that as an affirmative.

I was under the opinion that all the internet's immature assholes had congregated in CS:S, but I've been proved wrong.

Have a nice day.

Marco May 16, 2006 06:15 PM

I didnt know you wanted to lose the war, lehah.

phatmastermatt May 16, 2006 08:30 PM

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Why not make walking across the border a legal way to enter the country? Then they're not illegal immigrants!
Why? Because unchecked immigration could lead to thousands of problems. There would be no more hesitation. There were times in US history where the border was open and it prospered, but this is a different world. There would be swarms of people coming across the borders. Coupled with troubles that the economy is most likely going to go through in the near future, there probably won't be enough jobs for everyone. A lot of these people come to our country because they are desperate/poor/subjugated/whatever. Sure it'd be nice to help them, but desperate and poor people do desperate and poor things (crime, drugs, etc.), especially when the jobs will not let them pay for their usually large families. Remember that the Romans fell ultimately because they opened their borders up to the Goths to come in and work.

Gumby May 16, 2006 08:56 PM

Lehah, enlisting these people into the military is not a viable option. Reason being, as it stands the military spends hundreds of thousands of dollars training soldiers who have already a high school degree. Now on top of that training they also have to bring these people up to speed where all current enlistees are already at (12 years of high school). This adds a huge financial burden to the military; their enlistment would have to be 12 years or more for the military to get the same moneys worth on them as they do with regular American soldiers. Have you ever heard of the militaries dependant pay? We had a guy while I was in basic, he was an E-1 and he was taking home 3k a month because he had a wife at home and a lot of fucking kids. If you want to pay and absorbent amount of money to these troops under the current system go right ahead but you'd get better soldiers at a lower cost by recruiting Americans rather than Illegal Aliens.

From what I have heard from other service men and women, they don't want these people in the military. They don't want a draft for that very reason; these people don't want to be there and will only put their lives at risk. I can also say as a member of the military that absolutely do not want to serve next to someone who can't understand what I am ordering him to do.

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Originally Posted by gukarma
I didnt know you wanted to lose the war, lehah.

Actually, these people would probably make great front line marines. Remember the Blacks who served in the revolutionary war for their freedom?

Sarag May 16, 2006 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah, or, How The Internet Hatefucks Itself
if they want to come here illegally, round them up and enlist them for a 5 year term overseas. Educated them, train them and then turn them loose in Iraq for a tour or two. When they come back, they're citizens.

Actually, I think military enlistment is already a shortcut to citizenship. According to google, if you enlist in the military you don't have to be a legal resident of the US for five years before getting your citizenship. Of course, you have to be a legal immigrant before you can take advantage of this.

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Originally Posted by Gumby
Reason being, as it stands the military spends hundreds of thousands of dollars training soldiers who have already a high school degree. Now on top of that training they also have to bring these people up to speed where all current enlistees are already at (12 years of high school). This adds a huge financial burden to the military; their enlistment would have to be 12 years or more for the military to get the same moneys worth on them as they do with regular American soldiers.

You're retarded.

Gumby May 16, 2006 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GRUN-3
You're retarded.

Cost of a soldier

Wow way to be an asshole. Ever hear of civilized discussion? Wait, nevermind I should never have expected any more from you.

Sarag May 16, 2006 11:59 PM

No, trust me, that is the most civilized way of handling someone who thinks cannon fodder needs twelve years of high school education on the US Army's dime.

Gumby May 17, 2006 01:47 AM

The whole point behind the idea of allowing these people to serve in the military is so they can become citizens, not die. I don't agree with this idea because that means that I have to serve with these people on the battlefield and is another expense that my tax dollars will have to pay for.

Maybe you don't understand how our military works but we do not operate by throwing people who do not speak our language on the front lines. That is outright stupid and dangerous. If they ever decided to allow these people citizenship by enlistment in the military they would have to be trained and that training would have to include teaching them English which is not a fast process and time equals money. By allowing illegal aliens on the battlefield with out that training you are putting at risk not only the illegal at risk but also the lives of everyone around them.

You seem to have missed my point. My point was not to suggest that we train these people to the level they need in order for them to be competent soldiers, it was to point out that it would be a waste of money to do so.

Sarag May 17, 2006 03:28 AM

Help, I don't know what an entrance exam is!

Gumby May 17, 2006 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GRUN-3
Help, I don't know what an entrance exam is!

lol

Then what is your solution to this situation?

Sarag May 17, 2006 03:40 AM

My solution is that we deport you, as your retardation will only taint our great genepool.

Of course, as I haven't had twelve years of high school, perhaps I'm not the right person to ask.

Gumby May 17, 2006 03:50 AM

Good luck with that. A fine reason why I am a proponent of gun ownership rights.

Sarag May 17, 2006 03:58 AM

Good point. Chicks do not dig retarded gun-nuts, so you're unlikely to have children.

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 17, 2006 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkLink2135
I was under the opinion that all the internet's immature assholes had congregated in CS:S, but I've been proved wrong.

You were "under the opinion"? I take it english is your second language, because that... doesn't make a lick of sense.

That aside, I'm not sure if every asshole on the internet is at this CS:S place. I mean, I'm here, you're here. Shit, you should be at that place before me given that you improperly assumed every asshole was there and even then got the goddamned setence structure wrong.

Tell me - are you typing this during study hall? You sound like a 14 year old with a Ramones t-shirt and a spiked wristband.

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Originally Posted by gukarma
I didnt know you wanted to lose the war, lehah.

Which war? The war on poverty? Drugs? Iraq? Terrorism? AIDS?

There isn't a war on illegal immigration, last I checked. It'll size up as a "policing action" at most, given the deployment of reserves to the Mexican border.

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Originally Posted by Gumby
Lehah, enlisting these people into the military is not a viable option. Reason being, as it stands the military spends hundreds of thousands of dollars training soldiers who have already a high school degree.

While what you said does make a lot of sense - you have to agree with one fact in this situation.

No one fucking cares about the Mexicans.

So instead of sending out "our boys" to foreign lands, send out the border jumpers. Canon fodder, as it were. Wetbacks armed with minimal education and a rifle with a clip. While, yes, cost is certainly a thing to consider - the fact that we'd be sending those that are all but acknowledged second-rate citizens off to face all-but-certain death would solve our problems.

DarkLink2135 May 17, 2006 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by LeHah
You were "under the opinion"? I take it english is your second language, because that... doesn't make a lick of sense.

That aside, I'm not sure if every asshole on the internet is at this CS:S place. I mean, I'm here, you're here. Shit, you should be at that place before me given that you improperly assumed every asshole was there and even then got the goddamned setence structure wrong.

Tell me - are you typing this during study hall? You sound like a 14 year old with a Ramones t-shirt and a spiked wristband.

Replace 'under' with 'of'. You weren't so fucking stupid that you couldn't understand it. Quite frankly, I'm shocked.

And in the process of flaming, it might be a good idea to actually know what the fuck you are flaming the guy about. Sentence structure wasn't screwed up, I believe the word you were looking for there was VOCABULARY.

By the way: CS:S - Counter Strike: Source.

I don't have a 'study hall.' I'm in college.

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 17, 2006 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkLink2135
I don't have a 'study hall.' I'm in college.

And what a fine job your doing with your parent's money.

DarkLink2135 May 17, 2006 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LeHah
And what a fine job your doing with your parent's money.

Actually, I'm paying for nearly all of it via loans & my own money. Money I've earned at a JOB although I don't expect you to know that kind of experience, being that you don't cross the IQ barrier to attain one.

But thank you.

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 17, 2006 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkLink2135
Actually, I'm paying for nearly all of it via loans & my own money. Money I've earned at a JOB although I don't expect you to know that kind of experience, being that you don't cross the IQ barrier to attain one.

Oh, little man, if only you knew.

Remind me one day, and I'll show you what life is outside of Grover's Corners.

RABicle May 17, 2006 11:17 AM

GUMBY, NO ONE HAS HAD TWLEVE YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION WHAT FUCKING PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON?

I'm wiling to bet most of these immigrants are smarter than you to begin with, besides I didn't realise pulling a trigger required intelligence.

Anyone can pick up English if they're absorbed in it for a couple of months, EVEN YOU!

Gumby May 17, 2006 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah
While what you said does make a lot of sense - you have to agree with one fact in this situation.

No one fucking cares about the Mexicans.

So instead of sending out "our boys" to foreign lands, send out the border jumpers. Canon fodder, as it were. Wetbacks armed with minimal education and a rifle with a clip. While, yes, cost is certainly a thing to consider - the fact that we'd be sending those that are all but acknowledged second-rate citizens off to face all-but-certain death would solve our problems.

Truth is I don't really care if you send this people to Iraq in my place as I am like you LeHah, I don't want them in my country. I just don't ever see this happening. You are not the first person to have suggested such an idea, but even you managed to gain the support of the president or some other high ranking official on this I’m sure the military would fight it with every ounce of power they have. This is because they know you can’t just throw these people out in the field and expect anything from them, otherwise you’d just end up with a lot of deserters, cowards, dead bodies, and a large waste of money because you had to ship them there and minimally equip them. All that will come of this is a complete waste. If your goal is simply to kill these people, there are FAR easier and more effect ways to do that.

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 17, 2006 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumby
otherwise you’d just end up with a lot of deserters, cowards, dead bodies...

Who cares? They'd all be in Iraq :)

Lord Styphon May 17, 2006 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumby
If your goal is simply to kill these people, there are FAR easier and more effect ways to do that.

Yeah, but gas chambers are so 1940s.

Gumby May 17, 2006 05:21 PM

I just heard on the radio that Vicente Fox has threatened to sue America if we try to guard our own border. I'm looking on the net to see if I can find a source to this claim. I swear this guy has to be mildly retarded to think that making threats against us will get him anywhere.

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 17, 2006 05:22 PM

My question would be what legal realm does he have to sue? Especially if we build the wall very obviously on our territory.

Gumby May 17, 2006 05:27 PM

I have no idea how he plans to do so. From the way they make it sound, he plans on suing us in our own courts.


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