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Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Oct 14, 2009 09:59 PM

Not enough angry dwarves and troll sized retards is the main problem I think.

Sarag Oct 14, 2009 11:13 PM

They have a dragon and a man specifically designed for war in their party.

There is no excuse for not leaving a trail of dead behind you.

Although the scabs thing Skills did was pure skill.

Skexis Oct 16, 2009 07:59 PM

So...I'm out of nonviolent ideas.

My suggestion is to have a large wooden badger kamikaze animal of some sort come down from the ceiling to force that guy out of the rope square before he can pull it and then just let bloodthirst take its course.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Oct 16, 2009 08:02 PM

I was thinking he should transform, and sever the rope with his weapon or something, so that when he comes crashing down we can just proceed to fuck these two guys over without any of their blackup arriving.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Oct 18, 2009 04:54 AM

fuck hism up garr

you can do it i have faith

Sarag Oct 18, 2009 06:53 PM

I'm starting to feel that Gord is slightly braindamaged. Based on this I move that he becomes the Horde's tactician.

Additional Spam:
I just noticed that Skills has the highest Intelligence AND Charisma of the team.

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Skexis Oct 19, 2009 01:56 AM

As per Skills' post, I guess Acer gets to take his turn now, right? I wasn't following the rolls very well, so I'm not sure how much health he has.

The unmovable stubborn Oct 19, 2009 03:08 AM

Yeah, after Skills' interference and meddling Glock is now at 18 HP and quite conscious, but I don't know if he'll still want to go ahead with his Pyrotechnics plan since he's no longer atop the bell. :(

PS: also added the enemy defenses to post #190, dunno why I keep slipping up on that.

FatsDomino Oct 19, 2009 06:21 AM

Oh wow. I will have to do something with this new found consciousness now. I had something planned up but now I'll have to change things a bit. This could take a while plus now it is Monday and and and and and.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Oct 20, 2009 12:20 PM

HURRY UP ACER

I REGRET MAKING YOU LIVE

The unmovable stubborn Oct 21, 2009 03:29 AM

Just go ahead, Skex. :(

FatsDomino Oct 21, 2009 04:31 PM

Now it is Wednesday! I am very sorry everybody. I finally got a chance to break out my new bamboo tablet. I was thinking this would turn out much worse. Still probably not worth the huge delay at all. My bad. :(

Scent of a Grundle Oct 24, 2009 03:44 PM

Apparently Delic had a seizure and forgot about his oh-so-exciting idea.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Oct 27, 2009 11:12 PM

LeHah, what kind of crack are you on?

FatsDomino Oct 29, 2009 09:11 PM

So uh Garr has gone and LeHah did his stuff out of turn and perhaps hasn't taken into account new changes in play. Yeah, what's he supposed to do?

The unmovable stubborn Oct 29, 2009 10:11 PM

Make an edit by tomorrow morning or get hurled at the nearest square adjacent to Rundarr is what

Misogynyst Gynecologist Oct 29, 2009 10:15 PM

Edited my previous post

Please resume FUCKING YOURSELF

FatsDomino Oct 29, 2009 10:59 PM

LeHah, Rundarr is located at S10. The guard is located at T13. =o

Skexis Oct 30, 2009 10:00 PM

I'm moving here in a couple of days, and my internet won't be back on until the 2nd (hopefully), so if I don't happen to be on and you guys are all staring expectantly at me, I'll let Skills take my turn. I don't expect any hangups, but just in case.

FatsDomino Nov 1, 2009 07:25 PM

Hey, who here has Goliath?

Zergrinch Nov 1, 2009 07:44 PM

I assume that dwarf who went on a naked toboggan ride has him? :p

FatsDomino Nov 1, 2009 07:47 PM

No, Skills had him go down naked and set his clothes and items aside remember? I just asked Pang and he told me that Bob took Goliath with him. :(

No. Hard Pass. Nov 1, 2009 08:05 PM

Fuck every single one of you.

FatsDomino Nov 2, 2009 12:13 PM

That's cool.

Anyway, when is it A SURPRISE's turn gonna happen? =o


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