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Misogynyst Gynecologist Sep 23, 2009 10:49 AM

1.) Whats that icon next to my character on the newest map update? I can't make it out.

2.) The bastard sword has lifedrinking abilities. Is this something I have to "say" I'm going to use or is this automatic?

FatsDomino Sep 23, 2009 11:59 AM

oh god you are about to be gangraped

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Sep 23, 2009 01:23 PM

Remind me to cut off your balls with a hacksaw, LeHah. I am not saving your ass again, sheerly out of principle.

This time was because Zerg smells and I would rather not have his replacement yet :(

Misogynyst Gynecologist Sep 23, 2009 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcerBandit (Post 726361)
oh god you are about to be gangraped

I have one more trick up my sleeve, if can make it to the next round.

The unmovable stubborn Sep 23, 2009 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 726353)
1.) Whats that icon next to my character on the newest map update? I can't make it out.

2.) The bastard sword has lifedrinking abilities. Is this something I have to "say" I'm going to use or is this automatic?


1. It's just indicating that you're granting combat advantage to the Hive Lord, in accordance with your Brash Strike.

Or, you know, what Acer said.

2. It triggers automatically when you kill somethin'.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Sep 23, 2009 05:09 PM

WELL IT WAS FUN

ILL MAKE SURE TO BUY THE HOME GAME

The unmovable stubborn Sep 23, 2009 07:19 PM

Honestly I don't really get the flipping out about the heavily-armored sword 'n board guy rushing into melee.

That's what they're FOR, people.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Sep 23, 2009 07:25 PM

I dunno, three way flankin seems kinda dangerous.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Sep 23, 2009 07:28 PM

Whats my fucking HP at? I can't even fucking tell my math is so inconsistant.

Eh, fuck it. Back into the battle.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Sep 23, 2009 07:30 PM

Fourty.

The unmovable stubborn Sep 23, 2009 07:37 PM

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/rea...hah_really.png

Misogynyst Gynecologist Sep 23, 2009 07:39 PM

On top of it I also fucked up my roll for Insightful Strike.

Sorry, I'm fighting off a cold. I can't think straight.

Skexis Sep 26, 2009 01:50 AM

Pang, if a skill says it lasts until your next turn, but has "sustain minor" in the description, does that mean you can keep sustaining it until the end of combat?

Also, I couldn't trade my Hold Foe daily for Spiritual Weapon, could I? :bigeyes:

The unmovable stubborn Sep 26, 2009 04:06 AM

Yeah, as long as you keep spending a minor on it every turn it keeps going (provided the power doesn't have some other explicit end condition).

Quote:

trade my Hold Foe daily for Spiritual Weapon
Done.

FatsDomino Sep 26, 2009 03:39 PM

Alright, hopefully this jerk is dead soon.

This hobo is gonna go take a nice hot shower.

Additional Spam:
that was a nice hot shower =)

The unmovable stubborn Sep 28, 2009 12:43 AM

A new druid build has been released

Now, in D&D

you can literally be a dog with bees in your mouth

and when you bark

it shoots bees at them

I am honored that I am alive to see this day


that is all

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Sep 28, 2009 12:46 AM

I envy the people who will start in a month and a half, when they have the ability to legitimately play as a sentient pile of sawdust that has psionic powers.

No. Hard Pass. Sep 28, 2009 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House (Post 727080)
A new druid build has been released

Now, in D&D

you can literally be a dog with bees in your mouth

and when you bark

it shoots bees at them


that is all

The sad part is, it just makes me love the design team even more.

Additional Spam:
Also, I'm sure we've all already seen these, but if you haven't, you fucking should.

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The unmovable stubborn Sep 30, 2009 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills (Post 727405)
"I would like to go check it out. Which room do you think it is?"

I give up :(

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Sep 30, 2009 11:59 AM

Bottom right corner.

Path of Shadows goes off outside the city, but before it goes all shadowy and shit, there's another room off the side. It's not connected to the trading post and doesn't have a numerical legend entry.

It's the only room on the entire map like that. =o

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Oct 2, 2009 07:53 PM

Consider this a fancy way of saying I'm using [Unsleeping Watcher] to regain the dailies

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Oct 3, 2009 02:56 AM

If every random encounter is going to eat dailies like that one, you guys ought to stock up on rations as it's going to take weeks to search the labyrinth if you need a six hour rest after each fight.

The unmovable stubborn Oct 3, 2009 03:20 AM

Well, hopefully some lessons were learned.

Lessons like:

Use your Curse ability on the enemies BEFORE you attack them! That is the point of it!

When somebody suggests you gang up on the obvious big baddie, DO that!

Like, cooperate with each other a LITTLE, maybe! If someone says "I am moving this guy here so you can flank him", you should probably flank that guy!

Don't forcibly drag your damage sponge away from the melee!

FUCK!

Seriously guys just pay a little attention to what the other players are doing and you can mesh much better and cut the length of these fights in half.

Anyway somebody needs to actually steer this party somewhere in the next 24 hours or I'm just going to open the adventure to a random page and teleport your asses.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Oct 3, 2009 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House (Post 728072)
When somebody suggests you gang up on the obvious big baddie, DO that!

Hey, I lead the goddamn charge toward the end. If someone wants to help, they can jump in whenever it suits them.


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