Just hack through the legs of the table and take the whole lot back. You only need to bring back the cake whole, it doesn't say anything about extras, right?

If they could also hack it away from the wall, or had a pick to take the wall as well, that might be viable.

You cut away the part of the table that's attached to the wall, obviously.

Pang, can I use Bob's enchantment transference ritual to make a web-sword or something similar out of those bolts?

Shin, do you want me to walk you over to the cake if you find a proper solution? I can use Water Walk on a companion and myself at the same time. =)

I'm not convinced that there's much I can do that the others can't but having the two wizards seperated from the group by a raging whirlpool seems like the sort of clever plan the horde would go for so yeah, take me over there. Couldn't we just eat round the gluey bits then make a new cake to fix it once we were out of the sewer?

Enchantment Transference only works between items of the same type, depending on the enchantment. In this case the "type" is Ammunition. So you couldn't get a web sword or a web axe, but you could get Web-Arrows or Web-Slingstones or — perhaps most hilariously — Web-Molotovs.

I am all for cum-in-a-jar attacks. That sounds right up most of these folks' alley.

Let's not forget the possibility of oily "cake"

Pang, how can they surround us? I had Mordenkainen's Magical Watchdog cast!

BUT YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SAID YOU WERE CASTING IT :mad:

I don't see anyone surrounding anyone :confused:

I did though; I completely said when you asked me... :(

I'm glad it wasn't just me who noticed that (or, actually, hadn't noticed it at all!)

Ah well, no harm done (Except for all the diseases Bob probably caught from the Sewer water. When he dies in five years time from Hepatitus, he's going to haunt you forever Acer).

If Bob dies from running rain water then it was probably for the best.

Alright, what have I missed? Gimme the highlights reel, plz.

Well uh

You were replaced by a hobbit and then the party ran into a dragon and killed it and escaped the dungeon only to be hired to retrieve a valuable sword from a wizard's laboratory which they did except the sword's owner was murdered before they could return it to him and so they sold the sword to the mob for mad cash which Brady immediately blew on a weapon he barely got to use, after which a lingering sense of guilt led the party to accept a charitable mission involving a zombie plague in a tiny village which led to Brigid (lurker's hobbit) being killed by spiders after which Brady got all melancholy about the whole thing and quit which ended in him being replaced as well, which brought Garr and LeHah in, both as human fighters and somewhere inbetween a total lack of strategic competence led to their "defeating" a sort-of-not-really vampire via deus ex machina, whereupon the party went on a boat trip, fought pirates, climbed a mountain, killed Deni's character via nude tobogganing and replaced him with AcerBandit, and repaired a spaceship, after which they retrieved a magic cake out of a sewer.

And, minus interspersed periods of my allowing Zerg and Skills to fuck with people, that pretty much brings us up to today!

Propped for best concise quest run-on sentence summary I've ever seen!

You forgot the random stats about game outcomes on Wednesdays when the wind was blowing over 9 mph in a southeasterly direction. But good try anyways.

Has anyone updated the wiki page recently? I know Deni was doing it for a bit and I did a couple of times back in the day but I suspect it's been a bit neglected. I ought to do it really as that's the only reason Bob's walking around with writing paper and a pen, to record the adventures Doogie Howser style but being the busy (lazy) motherfucker that I am, I'm happy for anyone else to add to the article as they please.

I was fiddling with it a couple weeks back, got it caught up to the spider fight.

Anyways it looks like it's time for the cow level unless Acer/LeHah want to submit some fucking votes in the next 45 minutes.

and I so wanted to title a thread "Sex Tent"

You still could. Who knows what we'll find in the minotaur city?

I'm assuming you know obviously.

THREE-WAY TIE :psyduck:

Feels like I'm voting for nothing at all. Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL!