He just looks constipated to me, but that map is dope as hell.

It's time for Rules Corner!

Three of you (Soggy, Argumentus, Gabe) have contracted filth fever from the bite of a dire rat. How can you get better?

When the party takes an extended rest (as it's seemingly just about to), all diseased characters make an Endurance check. For every disease there are two checks to meet: If you meet the low check, you don't get any worse. If you meet the high check: you get better! (and, obviously, if you meet neither check you get worse)

All three of you are trained in the Heal skill. The Heal skill has various functions, but when resting you can choose to spend the rest period (6 hours plus-or-minus) tending a sick character (you can choose to treat yourself). This replaces the Endurance check for the sick character with the Heal check of the character who's playing doctor!

Beefnut the Wizard has contracted Mummy Rot. Beefnut has a low Endurance check (only 3!). However, his friend Gene the Cleric has a Heal check of 8!

When Beefnut and Gene rest, a disease check is made for Beefnut: The die roll is 10.

If Beefnut leaves it to his own endurance to fight the disease, he only adds 3 to his roll of 10: 13. This is not nearly enough to fight off the Mummy Rot, and necrosis begins to eat away at his flesh.

If Gene forgoes resting to help Beefnut, we add Gene's 8 to the die: 18! While this doesn't cure Beefnut, it will stabilize him until better help can be found.

Now, the three of you have very high endurance so in this case doctorin' won't actually aid your chances. Keep these guidelines in mind in the event that a weaker character gets sick, however!

Oh man. Now I want to play as a leper. How fun would that be? =D

Full revised map of the known area, just for the sake of reference

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/gbub.png

Is there enough light for my low-light vision, or is it pitch black?

I said "total darkness", did I not? I DID INDEED.

WELL FINE. BE ALL FUCKING SMARMY ABOUT IT THEN.

(thanks)

EDIT:

http://gfw.condign.org/wiki/GFF_D%26D

Because it's about time somebody did it.

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"From whence yonder jellies doth ooze" :tpg:

Well I can only avoid gay mock flowery speech for so long in a D&D game!

Whenever anybody reaches the door, I'll automatically follow.

I knew your dwarf was gay.

He's not gay, he thinks you're a girl. Wait until he falls for you and it gets all awkward.

The way we're going it had best be a quick romance, we'll all be dead by the end of the week.

Says you. Haven't even come close, yet. Though now that I have no shield, I may be fucked. We'll see.

I'm hoping you'll die first so I can go all Anakin Skywalker avenging his mother bad acting about the joint.

Well, tell the big guy the dwarf has a kitten inside him. Watch what happens.

More fucking dwarves? Where have we been locked up, the Willow Fan Club HQ?

Welcome to It's A Small World, Shin.

You lot are more

http://strawberryfieldsforever.files...munchkins2.jpg

than

http://www.filmbuffonline.com/images/TimeBandits.jpg

though.

We are not the fucking Lollipop Guild. We have beards and hammers. If anything, we're more like cockney builders than anything.

I'm totally not in the game, but I bloody lol'd at Scary Bob.

Wait wait wait. You're not in the game? Well thank fucking christ you pointed it out, because here I thought we'd all been playing with Scarletdeath for the past month.

Man. Dodged a bullet there.

Guess I should restate it to "even though I'm not in the game," then? That wasn't meant to be the point. :\

I'm just fucking with you, slick. I rip on people who tell me they're not a doctor before they diagnose me too.

"I'm not a doctor, man, but I think you're gonna need stitches."

"Thanks, Nick. You've been my drug dealer for six years and I've always been under the impression that you're a licensed MD. Thank christ you warned me off that path."