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I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by FallDragon
Again... no significant responses... is this a sign that you've lost the argument? *gasp*

Not so much as my having to repeat myself over and over for you to understand what I am trying to get across to you. You've pretty much been the only person I've had to repeat myself over three times for, now.

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OK. Read what I say carefully now, it may be hard to understand. If person A says "Most Jews are retarded" every 5 seconds, person B may come up and say "You seem to be antisemetic." Person A cries "no i'm not, I never said that!" Now, apply this to our situation. You say "most of the people who use eHarmony are socially inept retards." I say "You seem to think 90% of eHarmony users are socially inept retards." You don't need to have actually SAID 90% in order for me to make an implication on what you believe. See, the word seem turns it into an implication, not a fact. Basic English.
I don't see you quoting me with that 90% figure.

Seriously. Find it.

51% = most, silly cakes.

Smoodle Mar 16, 2006 08:54 PM

So 51% of the people there are socially inept to your standards?

FallDragon Mar 16, 2006 09:02 PM

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Not so much as my having to repeat myself over and over for you to understand what I am trying to get across to you. You've pretty much been the only person I've had to repeat myself over three times for, now.
LOL, that's exactly the same way I feel about you. This argument's getting kind of old now anyway though. I'm going to Japan in a year or so anyway, and I don't think eHarmony reaches that far. Japanese chics dig Americans though, so that shouldn't be a problem.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Smoodle
So 51% of the people there are socially inept to your standards?

I would say that, sure.

Of course, that ALSO is speculative. And almost entirely up to one's own deduction of "socially inept."

But it being an internet service and all.

FallDragon Mar 16, 2006 09:20 PM

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But it being an internet service and all.
Well it does advertise on TV, so it's not like it's only drawing people who spend their lives on their computer.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by FallDragon
Well it does advertise on TV, so it's not like it's only drawing people who spend their lives on their computer.

You are keeping in mind its a business, right?

Any SMART marketers for the product WOULD get TV slots.

FallDragon Mar 16, 2006 09:31 PM

Yea, but that also means a much larger market is aware it exists. They probably only did it to make more money, but it also means there's a better chance you'll meet decent people on the site.

Smoodle Mar 16, 2006 09:38 PM

Who said the internet's only for losers?

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Smoodle
Who said the internet's only for losers?

Not only for losers. Hey. We're here, right?

But there sure are a lot of fucking crazies out there. Right? ^_^

JackTheRipper Mar 16, 2006 10:05 PM

I think you have to be a pretty big fuck up to resort to internet dating sites.

RacinReaver Mar 16, 2006 10:05 PM

Hey minon, you met a couple of people off of the site, did they all seem like internet-recluse types?

Also, sass, I seem to remember you complaining about repeating yourself to devo and myself earlier in this thread. Ever wonder if you're really shitty at getting your point across and our comprehension skills might be fine?

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RacinReaver
Also, sass, I seem to remember you complaining about repeating yourself to devo and myself earlier in this thread. Ever wonder if you're really shitty at getting your point across and our comprehension skills might be fine?

Why do you never cap my name. ;_;

I didn't tell YOU that I was repeating myself, did I? No.

And yea, I've made it thoroughly clear in the past that I am not the BEST at words. My reading skills are pretty good though. I just have a hard time chosing words. But I've used different words every time! ;_;

RacinReaver Mar 16, 2006 10:41 PM

http://www.gamingforce.com/forums/sh...9202#post39202

Guess it wasn't aimed at me for once, but there's the one at you yelling at devo for having to "repeat yourself over and over."

I'm pretty used to you complaining about it in enough PP threads, so that might be why I thought you were going after me.

Also, just had this thing at the top of my page while I was looking to see if they'll ever give me more than three people's info to look at a time.

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Q: "I'm an Opera lover and you matched me with a rock and roller!
How does eHarmony match?"

A:
At eHarmony, our compatibility matching looks at what is on the inside - the qualities that are vital to succesful relationships. We do not take things like life-style and shared interests into consideration as they hold a different level of importance for each individual. We invite you to share these items through the guided communication process and explore their importance to each of you.
If that actually means anything.

Edit: I didn't cap since I hardly capitalize anyone's username unless it's a two letter abbreviation.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RacinReaver
http://www.gamingforce.com/forums/sh...9202#post39202

Guess it wasn't aimed at me for once, but there's the one at you yelling at devo for having to "repeat yourself over and over."

I'm pretty used to you complaining about it in enough PP threads, so that might be why I thought you were going after me.

I never even VISIT PP anymore because of this shit. And I thought, you know, I have told you before (and others) that English is not exactly my forte. I try to learn from Pang, I really do. But I just don't have a way with words like he does, alright? ;_;

Stop being paranoid. ;_;

Also, Devo was being mean. So I wanted to be mean BACK. TAKE THAT DEVO. ^_^

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Edit: I didn't cap since I hardly capitalize anyone's name unless it's a two letter abbreviation.
Yea, I noticed you didn't cap Minion's name either. Sorry.

^-^ Mar 16, 2006 10:54 PM

Why are you silencing a minority? I'm never correcting you, Sass.

Minion Mar 16, 2006 11:08 PM

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Hey minon, you met a couple of people off of the site, did they all seem like internet-recluse types?
Actually none of the people I've met or talked to on eharmony seem like internet recluse types. Most of them, like me, just don't enjoy going to conventional meeting places.

russ Mar 16, 2006 11:30 PM

Are you suggesting that you don't like going to places like bars or clubs to meet women {or men}? That's ABSURD.

Smoodle Mar 16, 2006 11:39 PM

Man, I still can't seem to find out how to meet people on eHarmony. This place is retarded, and I can't believe I'm here backing the place up. I'm sure it WORKS for some people ... but fuck this shit, I'm-a goin' huuuooome.

russ Mar 16, 2006 11:45 PM

Man, you're in school, you should be trying to hook up with those women in your classes, not worrying with eharmony. College classes are pretty much the easiest way to meet a ton of women with minimal effort and minimal emotional risk.

RacinReaver Mar 17, 2006 12:18 AM

Hey sass, I was just thinking. You keep saying how you like things to be the old fashioned way. Well, aren't arranged marriages the old fashioned way? No need to be able to chat some chick up at a bar when your parents set you up with the only other girl in your village.

Edit: Also, the girls at my school make me want to stay single.

PiccoloNamek Mar 17, 2006 12:57 AM

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Are you suggesting that you don't like going to places like bars or clubs to meet women {or men}? That's ABSURD.
I seriously doubt the kind of person I would want to be with would ever be found in a bar or club, although I have no problem going places to meet people.

I was with a girl from my church for a while, but it didn't work out. Oh well. I guess I can file that away in my "real life experience" folder.

Smoodle Mar 17, 2006 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by russ
Man, you're in school, you should be trying to hook up with those women in your classes, not worrying with eharmony. College classes are pretty much the easiest way to meet a ton of women with minimal effort and minimal emotional risk.

Hah, I'm not trying too hard with the online dating thing (as in, not at all). And most of the people going to the college I'm in right now are focusing more on just getting the hell OUT of here. But you're right. Once I get into the 4-year thing, I'll go on babe-safaris.

Secret Squirrel Mar 17, 2006 08:05 AM

Strangely, Sass sounds more and more right-wing the more of her posts I read. =o

One might say that using alcohol to 'loosen up' so that you feel more confident in approaching women is also cheating (well, not so much cheating as denying you the opportunity to build your skills). You should learn to socialize without relying on chemical enhancement.

Minion Mar 17, 2006 09:36 AM

See, now that I agree with. And what's the diffrerence between being drunk and being behind the computer in terms of honesty and confidence?

Alice Mar 17, 2006 09:42 AM

Curse you and your good points, SS!!

But really, I guess it isn't such a good idea to rely on anything, whether it's alcohol or a computer or anything else, to make you something you're not. It's just plain deceptive.


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