Quite, skex. I figure we have magic fire sources if I can't spend a round lighting several of the things beforehand. A round only lasts several seconds and the wicks are long enough to last from one to the next.

It's one of those improvise as I go things. No rain, nigga. No rain.

Fixed.

Goblin Wizard is ignited by the heat of Soggy's forbidden lust: 15 damage

Additional Spam:
YUP. ALL UNUSED VOTES GO INTO THE CAKE RESCUE. YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS BUT NOW YOUR DESTINY IS CAKE :mad:

On another minor note, now that Soggy has a magic throwing hammer I should point out that magic throwing weapons automatically return to their wielder Mjolnir-style, so there's no need to go fetch the damn thing before you can throw it again anymore.

Also I'm going to go ahead and ditch the "1 Daily Item Power A Day" thing, none of the powers are really strong enough to justify that shit and it mostly results in stuff not ever getting used. From now on each of the Daily Item Powers will just be one-use-each-daily just like your Daily class abilities. So, you know, actually use them sometime :3333:

Can these magic boomerang weapons hit shit on the way back?

Aka if I have an immediate interupt power that moves me, and soggy throws his shit, can it bean me in the noggin on the return flight?

No, it returns to your hand in the same turn that you throw it, so it would be fairly difficult for anyone to jump in the way. Even if they DID, it wouldn't matter much since friendlies are assumed not to act as obstructions. Shit would pass through you like you weren't even there, dogg.

That shit bugged the crap out of me, if I knew you would be amenable to changing it I would've said something.

Yeah, I think I've made a comment about that silly rule the last three times I've used an item power. It's a real deterrent to getting new magic gear if you know you can hardly ever use any of the associated powers, especially when potions start counting as daily powers.

God dammit knk.

I was slowly walking forward to get into range to grease spell him with the oil launcher, so he'd FALL DOWN AND NOT SHOOT THE CAKE.

You asshole.

Getting greasy in and of itself doesn't make an orc fall over. He'd still have to take a step, which is something he doesn't have to do to fire a crossbow.

If anybody was actually interested in retrieving this cake, we'd already have magic'd it over.

I was under the impression that you have to make a reflex save when you're hit with the spell initially and every round spent in the affected area after that yet.

I can't wait for Garrmondo to meet Skillsmeister. It will be a legendary bromance.

My robot's crotchpipe will be Garr's object of affection.

Perhaps tying off to something stable in the area might be safer than trusting in the caring nature of the horde. "Ah, a hydra's got him, and the delicious cake!" "I let go"

It's that kind of hilarious group dynamic that makes our adventures so much fun though!

As much as I am enjoying playing this, I honestly think that (for continued reasons unknown) my User CP not always updating is impeding the progress of the game.

If you guys want to remove me, I won't take offense.

You can always subscribe to the game thread and tell it to e-mail you any updates...

(shrug) If you can be bothered to be apologetic about it, I don't think anyone will be offended by any delays you cause.

The problem, Zerg, is that if he's relying on thread subscriptions for alerts, he wouldn't even know the cake thread existed.

Pang, can I have Sleep, Icy Grasp and Shield turned on for today please? I think this only represents a change in the utility spell. I shall rely on my trusty meat shields for protection rather than being fleet of foot for today!

I looked at LeHah's account and I don't see anything interesting that has been added to it. Maybe it has something to do with your browser. =I

Anyway, looking forward to the frog monster to pop out and eat me. =)

I was going to make a few gay innuendo jokes about dwarf tossing but I figured the way we've been rolling dice lately it'd be safer to throw the lightest party member over. Also as a halfling you're the expert on cake I'd have thought.

Yeah. Soggy, of all folks, is probably used to a burning sensation every time he deals with thick and sticky goo. Take his advice.

god dammit you guys

(8:09:57 PM) AcerBanditGFF: i wonder how they'll think of removing the sticky stuff =o
(8:10:16 PM) Pang: Probably fire. It is always fire with these people ;_;
(8:10:21 PM) AcerBanditGFF: lol
(8:11:47 PM) AcerBanditGFF: looool knk
(8:11:47 PM) Pang: FUCKING KNEW IT
(8:11:52 PM) AcerBanditGFF: ='D

In all fairness, I'm just asking for an opinion at this point. I haven't set anything on fire yet.