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Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jul 24, 2009 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shin (Post 715609)
before picking up the dog statue and helping myself to some of his trail rations and his rope.

No dice. That was the only thing I used up when I sent him off.

knkwzrd Jul 24, 2009 05:14 PM

I already have way more rope than the group will probably ever need, if it matters.

The unmovable stubborn Jul 24, 2009 07:00 PM

Gordok of Zark - GFF D&D Wiki

God help you all

Zergrinch Jul 24, 2009 07:44 PM

I guess that obsoletes Bob.

The unmovable stubborn Jul 24, 2009 07:49 PM

I don't see how an ersatz combination of three previously-unused classes obsoletes anybody :confused:

knkwzrd Jul 24, 2009 07:54 PM

And I'm not going to fall madly in love with anyone shorter than I am.

Zergrinch Jul 24, 2009 08:05 PM

Hmm so he's a bard? I looked at Druid/Warlock and thought, aha, Bob's obsoleted!

wvlfpvp Jul 24, 2009 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 715627)
It would be cool if the party, (much?) later on, found Gabe's skull somehow.

Could they call him BOB?

Sarag Jul 24, 2009 11:36 PM

Why not call Scary Bob's skull BOB

wvlfpvp Jul 24, 2009 11:38 PM

Because Deni's the one who's all Monkey Island.

The unmovable stubborn Jul 24, 2009 11:44 PM

I assure you

I have a plan in place for each of your lovely, precious skulls

FatsDomino Jul 25, 2009 12:00 AM

wvlf, are you referring to Murray?

No. Hard Pass. Jul 25, 2009 01:19 AM

Murray is the real tragedy in this loss.

No, I take it back. My PALADIN dying fucking days before I got my hands on Divine Handbook is the tragedy.

So that and Murray, I guess.

Sarag Jul 25, 2009 01:29 AM

Next time you'll think twice before having commitments outside of the internet.

No. Hard Pass. Jul 25, 2009 01:30 AM

It's my own fault, really. Having a life, it'll just ruin role playing on the internet. (My Ranger at my weekly game is doing fine, by the way. Me and one of my friends have been lying to people and saying we play baseball on Sunday nights. Protip: There is no baseball, only goblin murder.)

wvlfpvp Jul 25, 2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcerBandit (Post 715785)
wvlf, are you referring to Murray?

Deni already got to it, but yes. I'm referring to the one line of dialogue in Murray's introduction that I will always remember. I can't decide if it's a pun, or a reference to Killer BOB from Twin Peaks. Since his name is written in all caps.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jul 25, 2009 05:09 PM

I used Murray as a gravestone already. When Acer turns into a bear, is it a really small bear? Also, I like how some of his rituals are actually useful. :(

Bob's mastery of the elements and necromancy mean he's still as useful as he ever was thankyou very much, that and the jedi mind tricks.

Sarag Jul 25, 2009 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 715800)
It's my own fault, really. Having a life, it'll just ruin role playing on the internet. (My Ranger at my weekly game is doing fine, by the way. Me and one of my friends have been lying to people and saying we play baseball on Sunday nights. Protip: There is no baseball, only goblin murder.)

Oh but we're chopped liver are we. :mad:

The unmovable stubborn Jul 25, 2009 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shin (Post 715909)
I used Murray as a gravestone already. When Acer turns into a bear, is it a really small bear?

Yeah, druids stay the same size when they assume beast form which is why I went with "badger" initially instead of trying to explain a bear expelling a smaller bear like some kind of horrifying matryoshka doll.

FatsDomino Jul 25, 2009 09:46 PM

I'd buy that doll. I'd have so many bears. So many!

wvlfpvp Jul 25, 2009 10:19 PM

Then you could channel those bears for SHAMANISTIC FUN.

No. Hard Pass. Jul 27, 2009 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 715936)
Oh but we're chopped liver are we. :mad:

You're sexy chopped liver, if it helps.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jul 31, 2009 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garr (Post 717082)
Judging from his first post controlling my character, I feel safe knowing that he's in good hands.

Really?

Really?

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jul 31, 2009 04:15 AM

Don't worry buddy. I won't pinch hard enough to cause HP loss.

What happens in the bedroom is another story entirely, though. I can't be held responsible for going out in a blaze of underage vaguely-taiwanese gnome hookers and some magical blow.


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