Meet's over, son. Pang is back and doing his thang.

Ah. oops.

I haven't been online much in a couple of weeks, and it's far too early in the morning to notice silly things like postdates.

Alas, no.

That magic whore would have been the one falling thirty feet had that magical axe o' mine connected.

Maybe LeHah had the best idea chopping the mast down after all. :(

Someone needs to cover for Deni until he gets his act together again, please.

That's two strikes.

It's my turn?

Fuck, I've been sitting her mentally chastising whoever hadn't gone yet. >8(

I really like the idea of making a kenku cleric, but I wonder if that might make me too squishy. I'd like to think the sneak skill would offset some of the aggro I might receive as healer, though.

Plus, the chances of a neutral good kenku cleric would be one in a million if the outside articles have anything to say about it.

This would give me the opportunity to name myself Chaka-kan, however, which is awesome.

The chances of Neutral Good anything are nil :mad:

So what if someone were to ACT as if they were chaotic neutral, even though the alignments don't mean anything anymore?

They would irritate pretty much every NPC they encountered and would live lives of endless blood-soaked mayhem as a result of being completely unable to integrate into normal society

So business as usual in the Horde mostly

Bob's pretty much Chaotic Neutral already. He doesn't necessarily mean to be, he just has a hard time fitting in.

This free online character alignment quiz suggests that Motsognir is Neutral Evil, or, as it goes on to say, "true evil".

I don't think this quiz allows for clumsiness or general idiocy.

I am typing LeHah's name in this post so he will notice that we are waiting on him

Bloop

It'd suck to have the boy suddenly disappear after one fight.

Jesus Christ, I'm typing, I'm typing!

Now that Soggy's made it to the top of the rope, it'd be really rude of him not to drop a People's Elbow on the mage.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L8i2Sib4iX...ES%2BELBOW.jpg

Is the new lookout in the crow's nest or by the wheel or what?

Lookout's in the nest, captain's at the wheel.

Happy 1st Anniversary, GFF D&D!

It has been a glorious year. I look forward to more adventures. =)

Happy birthday magic missilers! Here's to many more years of e-roleplaying characters too dumb to let go of a weapon before climbing a ladder, but somehow managing to do it anyway.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/08/dragon-1.jpg

One year and you only managed to kill one player? Pfft.

I suppose Deni's proposed ShadowRun campaign would have resulted in deadlier adventures, too bad he gave up on it.

:birthday:

Bob's going to end up overboard, I can see it already.

Can't we have a pub quiz instead?

:(

With how the dice roller is treating the Horde, they may all be feeding the fishes.

You have been killed by a Reef. Do you want your possessions identified?

You were chaotically aligned.
You were extremely lucky.
You could teleport.
You caused conflict.