Sorry that last bit of turns was a mess. If there is any confusion with cards, please let me know and I'll clear it up.

so.....

anybody got any wood for a brotha

I have brick and/or sheep to trade.

Alright, I have to attempt to get Skexis back into the game. Let me know what you guys think of this new rule:

After turn 5, the player with the lowest score can wage a rebellion. The rebellion is also affected by the number of soldiers the player has out in play. The outcome of the rebellion is determined by the roll of a dice. Players who wage rebellion sacrifice their roll their turn. Players may only wage rebellion one every 3 turns.

Players with equal number of soldiers will be decided by a coin flip.

Players with an uneven number of soldiers will be decided by a six-sided die.
To illustrate, here is an example:
Player 1 with 3 soldiers wages rebellion against
Player 2 with 1 soldier.

The difference in soldiers is +2 in Player 1's favor.
Player 1 will win the rebellion if the die rolls: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 because of the +2 favor.
Without the +2 favor Player 1 will win if the die rolls: 1, 2, 3.

This is a bit confusing so let me know what you guys think.

The reward is also different depending on the who wins. If the player with the lower score wins then they can claim all the other person's resources. If the player with the high score wins, they claim one of the loser's road.

losing a road is pretty brutal, but it's still a cool idea to "liven" things up.

Honestly I have no problem with losing this game, I just figure I should make a token effort. I'm fine with rolling and seeing where lady luck takes me, though.

Then do so. I burn for resources. Give me more. MOar.

More treats?

No, clearly no more.

(that was just a bs roll btw, but I'll end turn)

I will roll!

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Someone give me an ore for a wheat or sheep. Dammit!

I'll give you ore for wheat.

I'm willing to try out the rebellion idea. However, I don't think losing a road is anywhere near as BRUTAL as losing all of your resources! If anything, I'd bring that down to half the player's resources.

I don't particularly care one way or another as far as implementation. I think it's a nifty thing and we should give it a try. I do want Rasputin to take the trade and finish his turn though!

OK WE TRADE!

Now I make city on my most northern town. Good day!

No. Good day to YOU, sir.

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Mmm.. 2 delicious wheat to feed my hordes of lonely sheep.

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Development cards are wheat/sheep/iron, right?

Anyone want a WOOD(Y) for an (WH)ORE?

I will take that trade. Give me wood for an iron. But I swear to god if you get road construction and cut off my beautiful road I will hunt you down and hurt you. :mad:

Ahahaha, that's beautiful! I hadn't even thought of that!

BUYIN' 2 DEV CARDS

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Actually, that's not entirely true. At the very beginning of this game I knew that having road building would be absolutely necessary to win. It took much longer than normal for anyone to even get longest road in the first place. The only way I could possibly get it is by completing a circle of roads~

I gave up on that idea a long time ago and opted to change my strategy to city building. Now, I'm finding myself back where I start. FULL CIRCLE.

Ahah. Ha. Haha.

I don't even know what to do with myself.

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Does anyone have a brick that they're willing to trade?

No, no bricks, sorry. =(

Also, who's red? I'm about to rob that motherfucka.

(Hi Rasputin. <3)

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Alright, I'll use my ROAD BUILDING and build westward from my 8,10,2 settlement, then another going southwest from that. Essentially cutting off the tip of Radez's penis.

I'll also use mah solider and put it on the 8 brick. The one with Radez's city and Skex's settlement. I'll steal from good 'ol Skex, and wait a liiiiitle bit longer to see what I get before ending the turn!

You mother fucker. You utter mother fucker. You god damn cunt licking piece of shit. :mad::mad::mad:

I had a dream that I stole a brick from Skex~

Update coming up soon

Oooohoho, yes. YES.

I'll build one more road (WITH MY NEWLY ACQUIRED BRICK) from my 2,3,11 settlement going west, and finally end the turn! :3:

=o

I didn't even think about the possibility of what you just did. I can't express how much I wish I could hurt you right now. =(

First thing I'm doing is playing my soldier and moving the black man onto Plarom's 8 wheat because seriously fuck that dude, and if he has a card left, I'm taking it. If not I'm still putting on his wheat, because seriously fuck that dude.

Then I'm rolling.

With my newly acquired sheep, I'm building a settlement on 5,10, desert.

Then I'm waiting to see what I got from Plarom.

Me neither. Not even.. In my wildest dreams?

BWAHAHAHA