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Wall Feces Apr 30, 2008 05:05 PM

The funnest example of the physics I've discovered is hauling ass on a bike and bailing. You tumble down the street like a Russian bowling ball.

Jessykins Apr 30, 2008 05:21 PM

I am in the Bohan area and I am honestly finding the game pretty slow thus far. Is there a meaty story hidden in here or do I get to be a go-fer the entire game?

I am asking this under the assumption that someone is farther than me.

LS Apr 30, 2008 06:52 PM

Same here jessykins, I am worried that the game might be short, thats why I'm doing the missions slowly.

Contracts Apr 30, 2008 07:38 PM

I played this at a friends house yesterday. While the game itself is fine, I found my self un-impressed with the graphics. (this is the 360 version I was playing) Considering the scale, I guess it that can make up for it, however I found some area's just looked sloppy. (The clothing store, basketball courts) Either way, I was very impressed with the new physics engine, and am looking forward to the multi player.

Philia Apr 30, 2008 09:31 PM

Played this. I played & beaten GTA 3 as well as Vice City. I was onto SA earlier but got sidetracked. Anyway, despite of my experiences at driving in this series, this game took me on a roll. I then realized just how sensitive that steering turn is with the 360 controller. I learned quick to move it very slightly and using the handbrake more than I should (didn't really bother in the previous series actually). Maybe its more noticeable on the button placement. I dunno... I cannot remember what were the PS2 versions' handbrake buttons were.

So far few missions in and etc, I'm seeing it branch out to more people so far.

I really like the shooting controls now. Its much more controlled at least. Maybe... anyway what's the main character's origins? Just curious, I kept thinking russian but I could be wrong.

Living Legend May 1, 2008 02:01 AM

Dude, i've been 'online' on Grand Theft Auto for about an hour now. Just an hour of cruising the internet on Grand Theft Auto. I just got done reading the 'My Room' introduction, I read the Fast Food pages, the 'dating' pages. It's pure awesome entertainment.

I almost forget there is another huge game behind it, time to go GTA bowling.

Jessykins May 1, 2008 05:10 AM

Okay, I was wrong. For anybody else who felt like I did a few posts ago, Bohan is when shit starts to get interesting and more fun.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE May 1, 2008 01:50 PM

I just stopped at a Best Buy around here and they had an entire shelf full of PS3 copies, but it didn't look like there were any 360 ones sitting around. A little disappointed, I headed toward the exit to go check Gamestop or a local shop, but then I saw on the Customer Service desk a stack of green cases. I went over, just in case, and hey, thirty some copies, ripe for picking.

This should be fun.

Single Elbow May 1, 2008 03:35 PM

Spoiler:
So apparently I "killed" Michelle by "freaking" her out (aka decided we should go bowling, but the icon (LB in my case) did not appear and I just started doing random shit until I shoved the attendant. She went home by herself and alas, got her killed.

Also fucking up on LJ's missions due to time constraint and needed to know the shortest ways to get around. These "Deliver package before XX:XX" is getting to me.

Also sent Roman to the hospital due to overspeeding the bike and hitting a truck, in which he flew several yards (like a football pass). Laughin' hard but had the thumbs down.


Yeah, apparently shit has been slow to me lately. Ah well, time to resume on the main story.

The Plane Is A Tiger May 1, 2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terminus (Post 600978)
Spoiler:
So apparently I "killed" Michelle by "freaking" her out (aka decided we should go bowling, but the icon (LB in my case) did not appear and I just started doing random shit until I shoved the attendant. She went home by herself and alas, got her killed.

Also fucking up on LJ's missions due to time constraint and needed to know the shortest ways to get around. These "Deliver package before XX:XX" is getting to me.

Also sent Roman to the hospital due to overspeeding the bike and hitting a truck, in which he flew several yards (like a football pass). Laughin' hard but had the thumbs down.


Yeah, apparently shit has been slow to me lately. Ah well, time to resume on the main story.

Michelle:
So did she actually die or is she just refusing to go out with you again? I attempted taking her somewhere on a motorcycle, resulting in her flying into the middle of an intersection and being plowed into by an SUV. She refused to go anywhere for a few in-game days, but then everything was peachy.

Moral of these stories: bikes are not good for passengers.

Syndrome May 1, 2008 03:52 PM

15 hours in and the missions are getting funny!
I found the earlier missions kind of boring. "Drive him there" or "Deliver this there". Meh :(

Spoiler:
I love Packie's missions. Warehouse shoot outs rule!

LS May 1, 2008 05:55 PM

Packie's Mission

Spoiler:
The bank heist was fucking awesome, I like how you have to go into a subway and do your shit there, it was fucking amazing.


As for your Michelle

Spoiler:
Don't worry after some point, you can't even date here, it turns out she is an undercover cop.



Is there any other parking places here,. or you just get the default one that comes with your safehouses?

And how do you get into those comedy bars, I don't really see a place where i can enter.

Single Elbow May 2, 2008 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tritoch (Post 600980)
Michelle:
So did she actually die or is she just refusing to go out with you again? I attempted taking her somewhere on a motorcycle, resulting in her flying into the middle of an intersection and being plowed into by an SUV. She refused to go anywhere for a few in-game days, but then everything was peachy.

Moral of these stories: bikes are not good for passengers.

Spoiler:
She pulls a Lazarus. Can date her now. Looks like the one who won't die until some plot twist is achieved.

Strife May 2, 2008 03:17 AM

All I can say is Brucie is comedy gold.

Living Legend May 2, 2008 09:03 PM

Yeah dude, Brucie is fucking awesome.

With some of the radio stations, mostly the 'Trance' station, it just makes me want to go back and do water levels in Donkey Kong country 2. I love a lot of this music. I can't wait to hear more.

Lazlo is back in the game, so I am enjoying him while I can :D

Tagonist May 3, 2008 04:13 AM

It's one huge behemoth of a game.
Which was to be expected, but I like it a lot MORE then I thought I would, and that's gotta mean something.
Sure, some missions can be a tad bit frustrating, due to me sucking at them, especially high speed chases with seemingly invincible guys to hunt.
Spoiler:
Did any of you manage to get that first biker OFF his bike by shooting at him? I'm sure I hit him enough to kill any other random gangbanger without him bothering...


But after those missions you can just go crazy or just do SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S AWESOME and all's fine again pretty fast... Love the game.

The Plane Is A Tiger May 3, 2008 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tagonist (Post 601447)
Sure, some missions can be a tad bit frustrating, due to me sucking at them, especially high speed chases with seemingly invincible guys to hunt.
Spoiler:
Did any of you manage to get that first biker OFF his bike by shooting at him? I'm sure I hit him enough to kill any other random gangbanger without him bothering...


But after those missions you can just go crazy or just do SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S AWESOME and all's fine again pretty fast... Love the game.

Faustin biker mission:
God, I just did this one and it pissed me off so much. I used up my uzi shooting this guy on his bike, and then it turned out he was invincible until the rest of his gang showed up. What the hell. So much crashing, so many hospital bills, all because I was trying to aim at him. I layed into him with that uzi though, and he really is invincible.


On a note that I'm surprised Skills hasn't mentioned yet, does anyone know if you get an upgraded phone later? I would LOVE to buy that CSI Miami knockoff ringtone that's listed "online" but all the phone stuff says it isn't compatible with my current one. I'd laugh insanely every time someone calls me if I could get it to play Science of Crime.

Infernal Monkey May 3, 2008 04:24 AM

I'm currently very annoyed at the

Spoiler:
FUCKING RACING 'MISSION' WITH BRUCIE. CARS CONTROL LIKE SHIT, THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS RACE ONE AROUND CHECKPOINTS, OH GOD WHY IS THERE ONE OF THESE AWFUL MISSIONS IN EVERY GTA, IT'S LIKE THE SPEEDERBIKES IN EVERY BATTLETOADS


But aside from that I'm having a lovely time! :3:

Tails May 3, 2008 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meia (Post 600699)
I really like the shooting controls now. Its much more controlled at least. Maybe... anyway what's the main character's origins? Just curious, I kept thinking russian but I could be wrong.

The cousins Bellic are Serbian.

OmagnusPrime May 3, 2008 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tritoch (Post 601448)
On a note that I'm surprised Skills hasn't mentioned yet, does anyone know if you get an upgraded phone later?.

Yes you do, for a specific mission. It can have different themes and ringtones, and has a camera on it.

Tagonist May 3, 2008 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey (Post 601450)
I'm currently very annoyed at the

Spoiler:
FUCKING RACING 'MISSION' WITH BRUCIE. CARS CONTROL LIKE SHIT, THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS RACE ONE AROUND CHECKPOINTS, OH GOD WHY IS THERE ONE OF THESE AWFUL MISSIONS IN EVERY GTA, IT'S LIKE THE SPEEDERBIKES IN EVERY BATTLETOADS


But aside from that I'm having a lovely time! :3:

I take it the "bunch of annoying missions" is necessary so the game doesn't go critical and turns into a real black hole of awesomeness, sucking the world in.

I guess what's annyoing me the MOST is that they have checkpoints now for missions, but sadly BEFORE the real missions, so you still have to usually drive for five minutes before really trying again. I'm aware that this IS actually an improvement, I just wonder why they couldn't have done it more reasonably, doing a checkpoint right before the action.

Spoiler:
HOT DAMN! Racing missions! I've hated nearly ALL chasing missions so far (where speed and maneuvering counts most), which ALL had a nearly nonexistant margin of error, and I believe I shouldn't do any RACING missions against the scripted and possibly cheating AI. Seriously. I've always hated racing missions in GTA style games, be it Crackdown, San Andreas or Mafia...


Good times. Just had a **** police chase, where the pileup of cop cars actually pushed me THROUGH the roadblock, and into safety due to a pay'n'spray nearby (though I think Pay'n'Spray is nearly cheating, real pros just shake the tail and get away, which is really hard but boy is it satisfying if you pull it off, even with ***-Levels...

Shenlon May 3, 2008 08:55 AM

Anybody bother doing the mini mission from lil jacob and roman. I did a few of them but they get so tedious, is there even an end to them?
I'm going straight to the main missions now but I thought maybe there would have been something if I did those mission other than small amounts of money.

Forsety May 3, 2008 10:58 AM

Haha, I spent a good solid 15 minutes running away from the police to get that 4* police rating achievement but it was actually pretty fun. At least you can outrun the police now even when you start racking up the higher ratings.

I just wish I could find a car that didn't handle like shit; I seem to spin out in every car I try, though the one computerized looking motorcycle has pretty good handling... just have to be weary of slamming into anything or you go flying and that's no good. :(

Anybody actually found a brand of car they feel is "good" or the best or anything for high speed chases?

Syndrome May 3, 2008 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shenlon (Post 601482)
Anybody bother doing the mini mission from lil jacob and roman. I did a few of them but they get so tedious, is there even an end to them?
I'm going straight to the main missions now but I thought maybe there would have been something if I did those mission other than small amounts of money.

I think they're there for quick money making only.

I'm having a great time with this game. Some missions (the huge shoot outs) are really fun, but I wouldn't give the game 10/10 and call it GOTY. I think the hype is BIG BANG OVERLOAD.

Shenlon May 3, 2008 11:54 AM

Yeah I just got to bohan and found those missions are completely optional and serve no more purpose other than cash.
Brucie reminds me of a hyped version of the todd from scrubs, "Oh yeah? If i'm so gay, then why do I work out so much?"

Cars are a bitch to handle, I always find that the taxi's are easier to handle throughout the whole gta series but roman's taxi in gta4 has so far been the easiest to handle other than the ones that look supra-lookin


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