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Zergrinch May 20, 2009 11:46 AM

I was thinking he could roast the DoomSayer Cow in that room with the fire and ice, while using Hargastus' tomb as a recliner, but I'm sure the horde can come up with something funnier.

knkwzrd May 20, 2009 11:47 AM

I don't give a shit how that lug dies so long as I can take back all the gear he stole from me.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss May 20, 2009 11:58 AM

I think we should sacrifice him on that handy altar in the next room and all gain enough divine experience to hit epic tier, thereby making fights with insects or gnomes a bit easier. :(

The unmovable stubborn May 20, 2009 02:22 PM

You are getting some farmland out of this. You could literally put him out to pasture.

No. Hard Pass. May 20, 2009 02:27 PM

Or we could pasteurize him. Get it? Play on wor- No?

FatsDomino May 20, 2009 02:31 PM

As long as it has something to do with cows I'm happy. Make him a dairy farmer.

No. Hard Pass. May 20, 2009 02:36 PM

Or rape him with a cow.

The unmovable stubborn May 20, 2009 02:40 PM

Where did all this intra-party hostility come from :(

No rush anyways, I'm still waiting to hear back from LeHah about his PC

No. Hard Pass. May 20, 2009 02:44 PM

There is only love (of cow rape).

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 20, 2009 03:07 PM

Sorry about my slow reply. I downloaded the PC generator but I've been house-sitting and am only returning home tonight. Will do this first thing.

Pang, if you have any suggestions to a class that will help "balance" the party, let me hear them.

The unmovable stubborn May 20, 2009 03:24 PM

Well, if you're offering, the party kind of needs a striker.

(Ranger, Rogue, Barbarian, Warlock, Avenger, or Sorcerer)

Strikers put out the most damage, and as such the lack of one leads to these long-ass battles where it takes forever to put anything down. The party ends up soaking up a lot more hurt than they can put out.

Additional Spam:
Also, Deni, I am still waiting on that background

No. Hard Pass. May 20, 2009 04:31 PM

Jesus, right. Forgotten Realms stuff in play?

Also, I'm currently playing a table top game, and our party has a Goliath Barbarian and an Elven Archer Ranger. Both are killing machines.

The unmovable stubborn May 20, 2009 04:34 PM

Yeah, any of the general, FR, or Dragon backgrounds are fine, just don't use the Scales of War backgrounds. They pile on a bunch of extra crap.

No. Hard Pass. May 20, 2009 04:49 PM

I know. Scales is bloody crazy.

East Rift. Our boy spent his youth amongst the gold dwarves, fighting off the drow and other monsters.

Knows Deep Speech, +2 to Endurance.

Gabriel was born just following the collapse of the rift into the Underdark. Raised in the city of Delzimmer, he was witness to an endless stream of horrors climbing from the depths neighbouring the formerly great city. As all Gold Dwarves, he values strength and perseverance while shunning weakness. His eventual departure from the plains of the Shaar Desolation came about largely due to the death of his brothers in battle with the Drow. Gritting his teeth he set out to gain his strength in the service of Kord before returning to maliciously end the fools that plagued his home.

Sarag May 20, 2009 07:44 PM

Gonna have to say that Skills' background was better. Didn't he give you +2 Intimidate and all?

also in the interest in doing stupid shit, I propose that LeHah play a pacifist character. Maybe something in the line of farmer or herbalist?

wvlfpvp May 20, 2009 08:43 PM

I want someone to play a mean joke on Garr and Soggy re: Bob.

Sarag May 20, 2009 09:13 PM

Bob's way ahead of you.

Zergrinch May 20, 2009 11:00 PM

I think the last encounter showed the team has a problem with range. Immobilize their melee warriors, and you got a massacre. I'd say Lehah should be a combination of some kind of archer, with cleric powers on the side :tpg:

No. Hard Pass. May 20, 2009 11:05 PM

So... a bard?

Zergrinch May 20, 2009 11:08 PM

Sure, why not. It'd be a nice counterpoint to Lehah's board persona :3:

No. Hard Pass. May 20, 2009 11:33 PM

Some of these new races...

Pang, do you have monster manual II?

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 20, 2009 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zergrinch (Post 703056)
Sure, why not. It'd be a nice counterpoint to Lehah's board persona :3:

Way, way ahead of you on this. Trust me.

No. Hard Pass. May 21, 2009 12:06 AM

Oh god. Deva Druid. Earth Chylde.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss May 21, 2009 04:06 AM

He's going to be a pixie isn't he. :(

Edit: I swear these fucking dice are loaded against me.

Edit 2: I assume you're not going to let Bob wear his Eagle Eye Goggles over his new mask are you Pang? If LeHah comes in as a ranged dude he can have them, if not Bob can stick them on eBay.

FatsDomino May 21, 2009 09:53 AM

If LeHah is a pixie it will be good when Tirdaz the often drunk and sometimes belligerent hits the scene. Or it might bad. It might be very very bad.


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