I'm just set on finding out if the folks behind door number one are friendlies or not.

I guess we'll probably kill them regardless so not sure if it really matters.

Well, now I'm curious as to where you thought it was.

I thought it was behind the door with the scratching noises that you said not to open because it might be nice to give Garr a bit of fighting practice before we fought the vampire.

Ah, yes. That would have just ended up in the same place but without an extra fight in the middle.

OIC.

In which case, is there much point to chatting other than exposition? I mean, clearly we're going to kill the dude and as a group, we tend to struggle with the negotiating side of things.

I suppose we should probably try to convince the lady and the ghost not to attack us. We might also want to try and disable the dragons before the fight starts.

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Ha ha, I've got a plan. If we can't persuade the woman to turn on the vampire through our superior conversation skills, I could always down the potion of mimicry I have so I look like him and use ghost sound to mimic his voice and just plain tell her to attack him.

It would prove an amusing use of random crap we've found if nothing else.

May as well assume Garrmondo knows what everyone else knows. For practical purposes we assume a policy of party-wide telepathy. Argumentus just bashed down a door because of a conversation that only Bob would have heard, after all.

Monsieur Garr, your plan, while well-conceived, has a fatal flaw.

I like Shin's idea. Let's make two vampires and play games.

Von Versteckt would only order Lissa to stun them both for the good of the ship.

Still waitin' on that background Deni

Does Lissa have an obsession with destroying plates?

Two days, right? Fuck it. I got this.

BIRTH: Cursed

Embarrassed after having been knocked up by a drunk cousin of hers at an underground house party, and with the somber knowledge that she was one nasty woman, even for a dwarf, Mrs. Sledgehammer knew that her upcoming baby was going to have some serious case of the uglies. Every priest the child was taken to after it's birth considered it an affront to their God, and it was cast away as a heathen.

GEOGRAPHY: Tundra

After trying to feed it to various animals, none of which were dumb enough to take the bait, Mrs. Sledgehammer just threw her tiny hairy son into the nearest implement she could find that would quickly get rid of him.

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Unluckily for the intelligent races of the world, he survived the subsequent landing in the far north, in a region called Saskatchewinia. When the kind locals found him, they pitied his hideousness and decided to let him live with the local blind man, so he would have company but not cause anyone physical anguish upon viewing him.

SOCIETY: Poor

Despite his physical appearance, Gabe found himself interested in a dude named Kord, which he read about in a book. Why the blind guy HAD printed books, he wouldn't ever learn, but he did soon find out that working for the guy meant he didn't have to sit around doing nothing, and he wasn't going to be judged for his hideous appearance. Win-win for Gabe.

Plus, being dirt fucking poor didn't give him many other choices. It's not like there was a lot to do in Saskatchewinia besides freeze to death and grow wheat during the brief two weeks of summer the region experiences every year.

So off to Kord Camp he went, and the rest is history.

Background ability: +2 Intimidate, since he's a scary looking motherfucker.

Yeah, we're gonna ignore Skills (although: Hilarious. Also: Nice new av/sig.) and I'll up it for you tomorrow afternoon.

Fuck no, rules are rules.

Besides, you use intimidate a lot. This is a bonus to your play style!

While that is an apt biography for Gabe, there's something missing. If he was indeed abandoned as a baby, and nobody knew from whence he came, why would he know the last name of his forebears (Sledgehammer) and adopt it for himself?

Because it was stitched into his dwarven diapers.

I had always just assumed Gabe to be a foundling, discovered by his inebriated foster parents on their way back from a bardic performance.

They weren't especially creative people.

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You do know that friendlies don't block your movement, right knk?

His speed's only 5 though Pang, I don't think he's fast enough to get past everyone in one move is he? Still, delaying until we all got out of the way might be a better option than just doing nothing.

Edit: If he can move diagonally round the corner as one square, he can make it to Von Trap actually.

I'm a retard. Edited accordingly.

What happens when one is "restrained"?

Can I just not walk around? Do I still have actions?

For the duration of the restraint:

✦ You grant combat advantage.
✦ You’re immobilized (no move actions)
✦ You can’t be forced to move by a pull, a push, or a
slide.
✦ You take a –2 penalty to attack rolls.

So, good time for that Scorching Burst, basically

Before we go on, I feel it's important to mention that Scary Bob has total pancake ass and is not shapely at all, unless you feel 'board' is a shape.

Carry on with your bad selves.

I guess it would have been right at eye level for you, huh

Why do you think such a gross inaccuracy is so offensive to me