Is it also your job to tell him when it is his turn?

Because, if so

Get on that

RECIPROCATION

That's what I was waiting for but I SUPPOSE I can act without his reminder.

Just a heads up, gonna be away camping over the weekend and potentially into early next week. Might be able to find cell reception in order to take turns, might not.

Will take a turn tonight. Should be able to resolve up to the end of Diss's go then.

Well that was an unfortunate series of events.

Now we may never learn the genesis of the Ballistic Meat Initiative.

I'm pretty sure Marlboro cigs has another horrifying experiment in the bowels of their shit SOMEWHERES.

In fact I'm SURE of it.

Edit:

Doubly in fact I'm pretty sure it'll be a robot of some sort again

EDIT HAY WAIT A MINUTE

Shin's third character, Literally A Crate Of Dynamite, will go well with Skills' third character, Literally A Server Farm.

EDIT HAY WAIT A MINUTE

A grid square is like 5 feet by 5 feet right?

So 19 down and 8 left means:

sqrt((19*5)^2 + (8*5)^2) = 103.1 feet

So if the round is 4 seconds, then 25.8 feet/second (7.8 m/s)

If we figure the cactus delivered the full weight of it's force in like, 0.05s or so (because it's not instant), it would be like (0 - 7.8) / 0.05 = -130.2 m/s^2

so 130.2*300 = 39060 N.

So uh.

That's like four tonnes of force.

I think that asshole is AT LEAST KNOCKED PRONE OR SOMETHING

I suppose I will wait to act until these physics shenanigans are sorted out.

Seems like a fair tradeoff, Gren is prone and, since he had to crawl to his firing position, is at AW16 instead of AU 18.

The resultant negative modifiers to the Gren's attack roll are inadequate to preserve Crushdick's braincase.

I assert that because of the way the description of Horrible Singing Voice is worded, unconscious characters are incapable of being harmed by it. At first I thought that perhaps it was due to the sonic vibrations created by the sound itself, but as characters take only half damage when protecting their ears, it seems that it is not the kinetic energy of the moving air currents themselves but the actual neurological perception of the badness of the sound that is the cause of the damage. This is further reinforced by the point that creatures that are deaf do not take any damage. If these creatures still physically had their ears and all associated structures, the damage should be equivalent if it had to do with the impact of the sonic waves and not the perception of the singing.

Thus, I conclude that my unconscious allies are unable to be harmed by my attack. I have included rolls against them for the sake of completeness, though I believe they should be disregarded.

Diss' second character, Literally A Dissertation On The Reasons Water Is Wet

To be followed by Pang's self-insert character, Literally a Throbbing Cerebral Aneurysm.

Unfortunately Diss, the order you have things in now kills Rufus outright before you can fix him. Guess i'd better start coming up with a new character, though i'm not sure if i'm even capable of playing anything other than the straight man.

Well then I'm taking my minor action back!

Real talk though I don't think unconscious characters are capable of taking damage from that ability.

Yeah, KOed folks don't get hurt by bad singing.

But on the flip side triggering someone's Wind for them is a Standard.

And Rufus ended up dying via failed death saves anyway.

Soooo, mixed bag.

Provided this actually is won and the instagib shockrifle doesn't fuck the rest of everyone up I have another character ready to rock.

Provided we lose horribly then I guess I'd have another few days before having to drop him in. In either case! No auto rolling me a fairy or some bullshit

I dunno, whilst the prospect of self-inflicted tpk's is a fun one, it might be time for a character that survives more than two rounds of combat next time. I'm thinking a heavily armoured, genetically modified, post-human space soldier wearing a suit of powered armour and carrying a repeating, armour piercing, rpg launcher from a futuristic, Nazi-esque galactic empire. Also a penguin.

Get shot once, 3 failed death saves in a row, game over. That's kind of disappointing, even though Rufus' mental stability really had him marked as an outsider from the group right from the start. Not sure if i'm capable of playing anything other than the straight man, though.

I acknowledge being dropped by a single crit is kind of dumb, but in my defense I expected them to at least try to revive fallen allies instead of attempting to bully their way onto the Duck Throne.

What duck throne? They aren't ducks!

HAVE YOU LIED TO ME PANG

Hahahahaha

Okay so I had to leave suddenly while I was starting to take my turn, but I'm done now. I'm really only putting this here to get back in the last 5 posts box so people will notice that I've gone.