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peeack Mar 16, 2006 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Devo
Well Ed and I actually found each other on GFF, and I can say neither of us are socially inept,

It's a biiit different, because I doubt you game to GFF with the intention of finding true love for ever~~

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 09:35 AM

Man, I love how all you people are defending this shit so voraciously because some of you met your significant other on the internet.

Remember: So did I. But I wasn't using a dating service on the internet to do it. There lies my point. I am sure Devo and Ed are very happy! I am sure Crash and Jup are very happy! (Well, as happy as they could be.) You happened into each other. You're all pretty socially adjusted, from what I can tell.

Crash, I think it's hilarious that you say "not everyone is like you, Sass." A lot of people are, actually. You know, people who don't live their lives on the internet or anything? People who prefer to do things the old fashioned way? I can tell you that almost every person I know - with maybe one or two exceptions - feel the same way I do.

As we all know, I am a strong believer in natural functions. And if a person is socially inept - if a person can't help themselves, then yea. They shouldn't naturally be able to keep a mate.

You know that old saying. You can't love someone else until you love yourself. If you ask me, the socially inept need to learn how to do math before they go relying on a calculator for all their mathematical needs.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Mar 16, 2006 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass
Man, I love how all you people are defending this shit so voraciously because some of you met your significant other on the internet.

I don't think theres any shame in finding somone on the internet. I think the shame comes in when you pay someone to get access to their list.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 12:55 PM

Gee Devo. You're bad at using your brain, aren't you.

How many times I am going to have to REPEAT for you.

Read LeHah's post. Maybe that will make it a little clearer on where I stand for you.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Devo
I WOULD PAY MONEY TO ACCESS A LIST OF SIMILARITIES IF IT MEANT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO OUT AND MEET GHETTO WANNABE MORONS WITHIN MY AREA.

Obviously you're the idiot.

I'm the idiot? Because I *won't* pay to access a list of people with similar interests?

You're really a little unclear. Maybe if you calmed down a little, we could discuss this!

Minion Mar 16, 2006 01:00 PM

What's wrong with paying for a service? What kind of a pinko are you?

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Minion
What's wrong with paying for a service? What kind of a pinko are you?

I only pay for services when I can't do them by myself.

Apparently, this is not a very common trait in Americans.

Minion Mar 16, 2006 01:02 PM

You can create a list of compatible people in your area yourself? How many people do you know?

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Minion
You can create a list of compatible people in your area yourself? How many people do you know?

Why would I want a list? One is all it takes.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Devo
No you're assuming that people who don't want to peruse in their area must be losers, or socially inept or VG. What you fail to realize is not everyone lives in an area where the people have similar tastes and ideals.

You fail to acknowledge that some people might use sites because the singles in their area are of no interest to them.

I'm using me as an example because I am definitely not attracted to the ghetto livestyle or fashion. If I was single and wanted to date in "real life" it'd be almost impossible because people in my area are hiphop wankstas, illiterate, morons, or their likes are my dislikes.

What a site like eHarmony would do is highlight the people in my area who I haven't met that aren't all the above characteristics I loathe. You fail to see that people can also search within their own region or out of it. You're also ignoring the fact that a match doesn't mean shit. It just means "this person might be compatible with you." There would still have to be dates or meetings of some kind.

But you're so busy being a cynical sourpuss about the whole ordeal you don't even think maybe it serves a greater purpose for folks who otherwise can't find romance in their "daily life" in the physical world. Way to be an arrogant ass.

That was very mature, Devo! I am certainly impressed! I am glad we can have an adult conversation!

So you applaud laziness, then? You think its encouraging to urge people to take the easy way out of things in life? Because you have to admit, eHarmony is a pretty easy way out of having to actually LOOK for a person you like.

Minion Mar 16, 2006 01:10 PM

You could call it "efficient."

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Minion
You could call it "efficient."

You almost tricked me into thinking you're right. STOP USING SUCH GOOD WORDS, DAMNIT.

So. You think that short-cutting is efficient? Is that what you're saying?

Minion Mar 16, 2006 01:12 PM

Society has always used technology to make life easier. Why should this be any different?

Get with the times, Sass.

Little Brenty Brent Brent Mar 16, 2006 01:12 PM

You could call the NAZI WAR MACHINE efficient, too!

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Minion
Society has always used technology to make life easier. Why should this be any different?

Get with the times, Sass.

I'm a Luddite, sir.

I think that knowing how things work and being able to understand them is more important than using them. You know, like math. Technology. People. Things. Its always best to understand something before you try and use it.

Wouldn't you agree?

russ Mar 16, 2006 01:15 PM

So you're trying to understand edating sites so that you can start using them?

Little Brenty Brent Brent Mar 16, 2006 01:16 PM

Or are you trying to understand PEOPLE? So you can USE THEM?

SMX Mar 16, 2006 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland
And that's fine if you plan on living your life through a computer, but sooner or later if a relationship is going to progress, you're going to have to meet this person in real life that you've won over with your dazzling internet wit, charm and confidence. And then what?

Just because a person is better at expressing their ideas through written communication doesn't mean they can't express their ideas verbally.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Mar 16, 2006 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by russ
So you're trying to understand edating sites so that you can start using them?

Why would I?

I encourage people to be efficient. And in being efficient, you need know everything you can about the topic at hand in order to select the appropriate algorithm.

In otherwords, efficieny takes a lot of knowledge.

And I would put money on the fact that the people on eHarmony don't have that knowledge, considering they're on eHarmony looking for people like themselves.

Alice Mar 16, 2006 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SMX
Just because a person is better at expressing their ideas through written communication doesn't mean they can't express their ideas verbally.

Of course, but here's what sometimes happens. You think you know a person because you've talked to them for weeks or months or even years, and then when you meet them they're a completely different person. It happens.

To me, if you're a completely different person online than you are face-to-face, you're a liar.

Minion Mar 16, 2006 01:20 PM

Do I have to try eating grapefruit with my bare hands before I can move on to using a knife or should I just use the current technology and be done with it?


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