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Fjordor's

Once there was an elephant who tried to use a telephant... No... I mean an elephone who tried to use the telephone. Dear me, I am not certain quite, that even now I've got it right. Howe'r it was he got his trunk entangled in the telephunk, the more he tried to get it free the louder buzzed the telephee. I fear I had better drop the song, of the elephop and the telephong.

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May 19, 2006 - 04:15 PM

I FEEL

LeHah's prostate.

He's whimpering in ecstasy.

Spatula's asking to be next.

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May 17, 2006 - 04:04 PM

Project completion

It feels good to sit back and look at your own completed work which you, solitarily, spent countless hours paging through manuals and catalogs to make happen.

I am very content with this design. ^__^

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May 16, 2006 - 12:34 PM

Something more lighthearted

chill

A funny story I came across:

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a three-man business.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"Excuse me?" the young accountant said.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the young accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"

"I will start you at eighty-five thousand dollars."

"Eighty-five thousand dollars!" the young man exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."

Currently Playing: Mozart meets Cuba

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May 15, 2006 - 12:57 PM

ARG! Work issues.

cornfused

So I've gotten hired by a company, and they want me to design a part for them.

However, there is a problem. I am not a full fledged engineer, and the part that I am designing has so many considerations I don't even know if I am covering all that I need to. What makes things even worse is that the guys who run this place are computer and electrical engineers, and hence they aren't at all aware of some of the things I need to cover to make this part a success, and they are of no help. All they do is show me some pictures and say, "make something kinda like that."

I have absolutely no idea how to assign the tolerances for the part, as this is supposed to be a high precision test gauge. If it were a normal automotive part, I might have a better clue, but not this.

So, I am kind of stuck, 'cuz I have to assign tolerances so that there is a guaranteed snug fit on a ball bearing seat. It is looking like, per the advise of a ball bearing supplier, that the tolerancing should be in the thousandths of a millimeter. ;_; Holy crap, that is going to cost mucho $$$!

Currently Playing: Mozart - 17th Piano concerto - Played by Dohnyani

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May 14, 2006 - 07:22 PM

Promise kept: Free music download

rushed

So, here are 4 cds of music from Haibane Renmei

http://www.sendspace.com/file/dby9jo

Unfortunately, Megaupload is a piece of crap, and died at 90% uploading, so I had to try a different site.
Enjoy, everyone. This is seriously quality music. ^_______^

EDIT: Also, I love Japanese bittorrent users who have 200+KBps upload rates.

Currently Playing: Haibane Renmai OST

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May 14, 2006 - 01:15 PM

More on Haibane Renmei:

I have obtained the soundtrack, and then some.
Absolutely beautiful music.
I feel compelled to share the joy with everyone, and thus a link to a megaupload download of it is on the way... (uploading is taking forever @_@)

Also, for those who are wondering who might those twins be who are in the seeds at the end of the series, that question has been answered:

Spoiler:

Yes, Lain from Serial Experiments Lain, and Niea from Niea_7.
Also good serieseseseses I might add.
I'm totally loving aBe Yoshitoshi's work.

And yeah, I know I've edited the title like 4 times already.

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May 13, 2006 - 01:59 PM

Fucking Azureass

utorrent is the way to go.

I think there is some evil bug in Azureus which causes exponentially increasing bombardment of the operating machine and shuts down all internet access on the network except for the torrent program.
Needless to say, I've discarded Azureass to the bowels of my recycle bin like the offal it is.

I like how I am downloading a series at 320kB/s and can browse GFF just fine. ^_^

And yes, I realize the gay joke

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May 12, 2006 - 01:25 PM

Whoo, I know my asians! (kinda)

http://www.alllooksame.com/

I know this is old hat for some people, but not for me.
Took the test, and got an 11 out of 18. The complement of the average. ^___^

Proof:

EDIT: as a side note, that Ace Combat thingy is starting to compel me to gauge how awesome those games really are.

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May 11, 2006 - 08:14 PM

FUCK!

angst

So, I had downloaded a 5 gig torrent of Texhnolyze before I moved away from home. I started watching it today and the subs are in fucking Spanish! ;_;
Now, I am on dial-up, looking at the Boxtorrents website, and nowhere that I can see do they describe the torrent as being in Spanish.
Now, I have nothing against Spanish itself, or any Spanish speaking people, but when someone seeds a Spanish-subbed torrent on what appears to be, for all intents and purposes, a primarily English website, without notifying anyone of this difference, it seems reasonable to be a tad frustrated.

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May 10, 2006 - 03:09 PM

Whine, no one likes me

ITE: Giving LeHah and Devo the satisfaction of thinking they understand my character.

As an added bonus: Sass, yes, I'm a homo. The most flaming closet homo there is. But the closet is nice and warm, so I'm not going out.

Currently Playing: Debussey Piano concerto

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