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Jun 1, 2008 - 04:18 PM |
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A journal entry about the meet that is more than 3 fucking sentences long. |
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So I took off Thursday and spent a couple of days at Sass's pad. Got there late in the night, so that day was spent mostly flying.
Friday equaled a failed attempt at playing Guitar Hero, walking around a junkyard, driving around in an 88 Celica, eating at TGIFridays with a vegetarian, watching Indiana Jones 4, and making an ass of myself.
Saturday included trying to eat a 4 lb. box of twizzlers, getting butt-raped by a dog, chasing around a soccer ball, setting off Sass's sister by making a joke about her relationship, then watching her relationship nearly take a nose dive 3 hours later because of said comment. Lulz.
Jenn arrived at the airport at 10pm and it was 3 hours to the meet house. So I'll count days based on when I woke up, rather than the rolling of midnight.
Day 1, Saturday - We arrive (after driving in circles trying to find the place) by a mob of drunken people waiting for us in the street. Everybody's running around all crazy like. I promptly steal food from Sprout, then introduce myself...in that order. After introductions, we walk down to the beach to check it out. Radez, drunk as a gay skunk, dives into the ocean with all his clothes and phone in his pocket (which apparently Frank did to the pool earlier in the day.). We started drinking, smoked a little weed, watched the sunrise, then crashed. Throughout the night, Styphon and Skills banned the house's IP, then they had ban wars back and forth. Oh, and I broke the screen door.
Day 2, Sunday - I woke up then had a penchant for cleaning up the kitchen. Apparently the dishwasher was on the fritz, so it took way too long for what few dishes we had used thus far. I cooked some bacon and eggs for a few folk, and I can't remember exactly what happened after that. Probably some pool time. Played some billiards, hung out, and had a good time. We went shopping for foods. Raspy, Sass, Crash, and Radez must've dropped a good 500 dollars altogether. Sprout and I pitched in and bought the beer and toilet paper. We had steak and lobster for dinner. I got to have fun ripping apart living animals. Awesome fun. I officially don't give a shit for lobster now, but at least I tried it. Dope incredible hulked one of the shell crackers and bent the shit out of it. The girls made chocolate covered strawberries later on.
Later on we played some Texax Hold 'Em. Plarom couldn't be bothered to stay at the table, otherwise he might've gotten somewhere. I outed him and Dope in one hand. Went on to beat Frank, and win 35 bucks. Out for vengeance, he later mooned me through the glass door, among everybody else.
Day 3, Monday - I can't honestly remember what the fuck we did on this day. It was probably an montage of Smash Bros., pool, swimming, drinking, and eating Rasputin's cooked pork pull. Probably some DS warring in there, also. Tried on Temari's skirt. It fit pretty well. Frank and I also climbed onto the roof. Nice view.
Day 4, Tueday - We all walk down to a local diner, and fill the place up. They closed the place since there wasn't much more room. Seris and Hyde arrived later. More decadence, as the slogan goes. Can't remember much about this day either, ironically. See above day. Most people crashed earlier on Tuesday, due to staying awake so long on the previous days. I had to stay awake to entertain Seris with Warioware, whom hadn't been there long enough to be exhausted, and fox, who just wasn't partying hard enough to be passed out.
Day 5, Wednesday - Made some mean omelets that morning. Had a fight with my wife and with Sass, left the house to walk to the next town to cool off, while Sass and my wife subsequently flipped out. Oh, and Sass cried because she almost lost her cats.
Day 6, Thursday - Pool, then hot tub. Or maybe that was yesterday. I swear it wasn't the booze that made me forget. Seris and I looked at rule 34 porn for a while, and decided we had reached a peak when we found Missingno. porn. Bought my own pool stick the previous day, so I spent a good bit of time breaking it in. The night was filled with Jenga, then Scattergories. Good times. Plarom gave me wife too much weed, and she toppled the tower. Watching her play Scattergories was both amusing and embarassing. Oh, and Jagerbombs! Fuckin' Skanks.
Day 7, Friday - Anazai and I had been sick mostly all week, but she had it bad on this day. I tried to tough it out. Seris drew me my fucktard poster, so I took some pics with that. It was awesome. More Smash Bros. We went to eat at some place where they ate last year, apparently. The food was sub-par when compared to the prices they charged, but whatever. We tried to drink as much of the alcohol as we could that night, but a GOOD portion of it was missing. I didn't know why until the next day, but I knew that Radez had hidden it. I found out later that it was because Temari, and probably Seris also, had asked him to hide some of it. Which makes sense, because Temari had become bitchy towards the end of the week, probably because she couldn't hang with the boys.
We played a good game of Scattergories that night, in which some hilarity ensued. I can't wait for Plarom to upload the recording from that game. God was black, niggers bounce, having no legs was a tardy excuse, and being a forest was an occupation. The last night was awesome.
Day 8, Saturday May 31 - Everybody is scrambling to clean up and get everything together and packed. Everybody made amends by this point. Hugs and handshakes. It was a good morning. Sass had to drop us off at the airport 3 hours away by 1:30, so we left a little early. 5 minutes after we drove off, it started pouring cats and dogs, so we got lucky there. We almost missed one of our transfers home due to inclimate weather, but we got lucky and made it home in time.
I only took a few pics, but you can see them here, and find everybody else's.
http://s284.photobucket.com/albums/l...et08/Zephyrin/
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