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Sep 22, 2012 - 12:16 AM
The Knife
So many of you know about my condition.

Many of you know that since I was diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis way back in 2005 I fought a difficult battle. I had good times. I had bad times. Colitis turned out to be the most difficult battle I have ever had to fight. It dominated my life and dictated what I could and could not do. I had more trips to the ER with a life-threatening bleed than I can count a single hand, and the last time led me to a surgical procedure called a Subtotal Colectomy that resulted in 90% of my large intestine being removed. That was in 2009, and I've spent the better part of the last three years enjoying freedom from this crippling disease. I traveled across the globe. I met with friends in Maine. Shit, I was able to drive to the office without worrying am I going to make it in time.

But, I did say that the surgery only removed 90% of my wretched colon. The rectum was left behind. By all estimates, the disease had left this small piece of tissue mostly unscathed, but not without its own problems. I had no worry of suffering from the terrifying flares wrought by the disease, but this little stump was still a pain in the ass in its own way. Proctitis is common in post-surgical patients such as myself, and from time to time it reminds me of the desperate urgency to use the bathroom that once plagued my daily existence for so many years.

Further surgery was always a given; left alone the bit of rectum lends risks of the disease recurring or a new disease wherein the disconnected tissue becomes necrotic as it is starved of necessary dietary nutrients. Oh, let us not forget the elevated risk of rectal cancer, especially poignant given that I have a family history.

Yesterday I consulted with my surgeon on just what do about this. She outlined three options for me: Do nothing, treat the proctitis with anti-inflammatories, and have regular exams to ensure nothing ornery is going on with the tissue; Do a straight 'take-down' in which the distal end of the small bowel is simply reconnected with what is left of the rectum; remove the majority of the rectum and use a portion of the small bowel to construct a new internal pouch; or simply remove the entirety of the rectum outright, leaving the ostomy as-is albeit permanent.

I have made myself familiar with all of these options over the course of years following surgery. I have weighed the costs and the benefits. Doing nothing leaves a number of risks. The disease can suddenly rear its ugly head, and I'll wind up back in the ER. The tissue can become necrotic beyond saving, and emergent removal would be required.

Take-down surgery has its own drawbacks. The capacity of what remains of the rectum is a small fraction of what my current ostomy supplies can hold now. I would be required to use the bathroom twice as often at the least, and God help me if I am suffering from a spell of diarrhea. I spent too many years letting the urgency of getting to the toilet dominate my day-to-day routine to go back to this, and there is the remaining problem of the Ulcerative Colitis returning. This would cause the take-down to fail, necessitating another emergent corrective surgery.

Pouches constructed from the small bowel remove the risk of the disease, but suffer from the same limited capacity and continence problems as a straight take-down. Pouches also require a minimum of two surgeries, not one: The first to construct the pouch, the second once the tissue has healed enough to handle digestive functions. Each surgery is a full-open abdominal and requires six to eight weeks of recovery. Pouches also carry their own risks of failure.

The last option is the most attractive to me. The surgeon simply removes what is left of the rectum. I remain with the ostomy that I currently have. There is zero risk of the disease recurring. There is zero risk of colorectal cancer. There is zero impact to my current quality of life. I really have nothing to lose and much to gain.

My decision to have the remaining tissue removed and live with a permanent ostomy, and my surgeon agrees. December 14th is the most likely date that the surgery will occur. Recovery will be six to eight weeks, just as the first operation. However, this time I will be walking into the hospital not on death's doorstep, but healthy and invigorated. I figure that realistically I'll be up and about in just a few weeks. I'm looking forward to being on Vallium and Morphine. I'll try to liveblog the whole thing if I can.


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Jun 16, 2012 - 07:55 PM
SET! FUCK! NO!
I just wanted to let you all know that you're awesome and I had an awesome week. I was also really glad to see/meet some new faces this year. I cannot wait for next year. I would write more, but I am completely exhausted from the 9-ish hour drive home.

<3 all you assholes, why is this shit only once a year.


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Jun 30, 2011 - 08:45 PM
One more time...
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Jun 24, 2011 - 07:25 AM
Meet Dreams
Nothing particularly interesting or scandalous. Everyone was throwing frisbees around. Occasionally, someone would think of an organized activity, but that just led to more frisbees. Catan was frisbees. The neighbors from over the fence threw frisbees.

I was also desperately hoarding a bag of lentils all to myself.

Perhaps the most noteworthy aspect of the dream was the Greg was eating breakfast. All. Damn. Day..

"Wow, that sunset looks amazing. We should go check it—is that a stack of pancakes?"


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Jun 20, 2011 - 06:58 PM
Baby-faced
Yes, it is true. Clean shaven. My face hasn't been this smooth in quite some time.

The whiskers will be back, though. You can't keep something like that at bay.

Spoiler:

(sorry!)



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Jun 19, 2011 - 07:24 PM
Weddings


The wedding was a blast. Though, after so libations I think I am going to have to cool my jets on the drinking and recharge my bats. That beer in fridge isn't going to go anywhere for a long time. I can't wait for the photos to make it up online (yes, the tuxedo t-shirt saw action). In the unspoken contest to see which family (mine or the in-laws) would turn out weirder, we won hands down.




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Jun 13, 2011 - 11:17 PM
Pictures
Sleep
I've finally had enough of converting RAWs. Finally. The selected lot has been uploaded to my own personal space:

here.

Sprout, you need to let me know what Tamron you are using. I think its the 18-270mm, but I need to clarify. I need to add a good zoom lens to my arsenal as the one I brought as a loaner had some serious focus issues that made many pictures unusable.

If you find any wallpaper-worthy shots in the link, let me know and I'll export a wallpaper-sized version just for you.


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Jun 11, 2011 - 06:07 PM
I have arrived home safely and in one piece.
But, more importantly, so has the beer.



As I sit here sipping my lime flav-o-ice, I can't help but wonder how a week that started off passing so leisurely could be over in such a short time. New faces quickly became new friends, and even more quickly I was saying goodbye. I don't look forward the return of the daily grind, and thanks to Cody's culinary brilliance I utterly dread facing my typical daily meals.

I really had a blast, and as a new face I hope I left good impressions. You fucking people are addictive, so I look forward to next year.


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May 1, 2011 - 10:36 AM
President Trollbama
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Trump is so mad.


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Apr 8, 2011 - 07:18 PM
Hold on, Rarity!
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Guile's theme really does go with everything.


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Sep 3, 2010 - 07:53 PM
Trashy *and* classy...


Edit: Originally uploaded directly from my phone; edited it down to a sane size.


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Dec 17, 2008 - 11:36 PM
Will Styphon


<Colonel_Skills> nigga's been chillin
<Colonel_Skills> maxin
<Colonel_Skills> relaxin all cool
<Colonel_Skills> banning some assholes out by the school
<Colonel_Skills> when a couple of faggots
<Colonel_Skills> who were up to no good
<Colonel_Skills> starting making trouble in this chatter hood
<Colonel_Skills> got in one little fight and the lurks got scared, sayin you're movin to gamefaqs, now fuck off


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Jul 17, 2008 - 08:25 PM
When you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub, you throw your laundry in.



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May 22, 2008 - 06:57 AM
ITE: I become a statistic.
Response to: RED RING OF SHITBAGGETRY!!!!! by SimDaddyGT

That is, if you are counting the number of gamers who have had their XBox 360 die horribly with the RRoD.

I'm not into marathon gaming sessions, I keep the area around the XBox and its massive power brick clear, and I even got one of those faggy InterCooler units that stop onto the back of the console. I supposed it was inevitable that when I decide I want to drive a dump truck down the sidewalks of lower Algonquin with the hopes of getting a free red paint job, the console starts channeling the bastard child of Jack Thompson and Bill O'Reilly as it suffers a seizure and gives me the finger on its way to Red-Ring Hell.

Well FUCK.

I should be thankful that I got a solid eight months of play before this happened, but truth be told I'm not really all that bothered by it. Eight months is still under Microsoft's new yes-we-fucked-up-but-don't-want-to-issue-a-recall warranty. I just ordered an Objective-C programming book, which should occupy some the time I might have used to beat up simulated hookers and drink simulated booze. The other half can be occupied with real hookers and booze.


Currently Playing: No Children by The Mountain Goats

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Feb 23, 2008 - 02:18 PM
This is a sad day.
I just read news that Perry Bible Fellowship is ending.




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Jun 30, 2007 - 07:43 PM
Forum Tags
So it is, to the best of my knowledge, that the forum will be getting a full and comprehensive thread tagging system, similar to SA (and some other internet haunts). I was approached by Miles/Acer to produce a set of tags, and I present them here to get some feedback. Nothing is really final here, and I'm looking for some feedback. The community is, after all, going to have to endure these things so they should have a say in how they look.

Various Gaming Platforms:


General purpose tags:

Here there are a couple of variants of the Classic and Arcade tag, because Acer wanted something a little different.

The tags all follow a template in Photoshop, with each foreground text/graphic/logo isolated in its own layer. Changing colors or even reworking the background format is a very easy thing to do. At one point, things were going to look like this

But the '3d' effect doesn't really suit the flatness of the rest of the board, in my opinion.

Some of the colors could probably use some re-working, I'm not sure...


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