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Feb 19, 2012 - 12:29 AM
Hilarity never seems to leave my side.
So when I think I've heard it all in terms of being "friend zoned", there's always one that tops the cake. I have officially been rejected because I'm 5'7-5'8 and not 5'9. The girl is around 5' tall and considers every guy under 5'9 not a "full grown man."

We had met and talked for a little bit, then she decided to measure me. I thought she was just kidding so I'm like "lol ok", then was like "nope. you have to be this tall for this ride.' I'm like "Are you kidding me?" "I don't want a short man."

I've hung out with her a handful of times. To the point that one restaurant she goes to, the lady there was old and thought I was this girl's husband. (I was told to play along... sos I did). But hey it's cool. She only calls when the guy she sleeping with acts like a complete fucktard anyway. But we still have fun when we do hang out and I make her smile. Which leads me to this:



WHY THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER IF WE'RE GETTING ALONG? AMG!

And before anyone asks, cause I know someone will :P. she's older than me. She's like 35.


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Oct 22, 2011 - 08:31 AM
What did I do now...
So I'm talking to a friend of mine today. We're having discussions about things here and there. The subject of beauty came up. She sent me a recent picture of her, and I said "Beautiful". She then proceeds to tell me "Fuck you" for calling her beautiful, cause beautiful means "beautiful face, but fat body" and for an hour it goes off like this. I'm waiting for her to go "lol I'm fucking with you." but no, she's serious. I'm sitting here feeling like complete shit, because she thinks I insulted her. Throwing me pictures of porn women saying "that's what you find hot. them. not me." constantly while saying that I should just jerk to them picturing her "beautiful" face.

I didn't know that calling someone beautiful was an insult. :\ Yeah, she's pretty hot. But, I thought saying beautiful was a good thing. Damn what the fuck did I do?

I'm literally sitting here shaking and feeling sick to my stomach because I feel like I did something completely wrong.


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Aug 22, 2011 - 08:33 AM
Psycho Girls.
Well, I'd say that this past week has certainly been... interesting.

First off I start talking to this one girl and then withing 2 hours she thinks we are in a relationship. I keep trying to tell her I'm not ready for one, just friends for now... perhaps maybe down the line at some point. But I guess that fell on deaf ears. The second day she leaves me a few voicemails because I "wasn't online nor called her." Red flags are waving around like I'm at 6 Flags. Day 3 is when it gets "fun":

I go to eat and watch a movie. I come back to like 7 messages online. Each one ranging from "why are you ignoring me" to "I know what you're doing, you said you'd never do this and here you are." So I tell her I just ate and watched a movie. To chill out. About that time another girl friend calls me to tell me how the baby she just had was doing and to bitch about her ex-fiance. So the girl online wanted me to call her so she can explain her "stalker" problem she from some guy in WoW (in where SHE had the stalking problem and was trying to justify it to me) and I'm like "Can't. On the phone with my friend right now. Pretty upset about her ex" ENGAGE FLIP OUT MODE!

"It's ALWAYS some CUNT in MY WAY."

"Really? Gonna get jealous over someone I've known 10+ years?"

"OBVIOUSLY SHE MEANS MORE TO YOU THAN ME. Well I hope the bitch is happy, she fucking cost you a relationship." Then she sprouts out the cunt word again a few more times. Yeeeeeah.

Then fast forward to Friday. I start talking to some girl I messaged from a dating site. She gives me her number, we have a few lols. Saturday we're texting each other and she tells me she's having a bad day cause of her ex borrowed some money and he decided he wasn't going to pay her back. I'm like "well that sucks. If I could I'd take you somewhere and get you a milkshake." She's all "lol... I like milkshakes." So I'm sitting there trying to be a complete goofball and go "Imma guess your favorite flavor.... butter pecan!" Silence for a few minutes. "Huh? Why did you say that?" "Uhm, I was just guessing your favorite flavor..." "Who is this? Why did you say that?" "Uh... we were talking about milkshakes and I just took a shot in the dark... I say something wrong? :\"

She starts wigging out. "It is ironic enough you say I like milkshakes... then you said butter pecan. That's what I had to drink when I went out last night."

So I'm like "are you fucking kidding me? I was just guessing... I didn't mean to freak you out...." in which she replies "that's just an odd guess...." I reply "The only reason I said that was cause I was eating a bowl of butter pecan ice cream... I assure you I wasn't anywhere near you, cause I didn't even leave the house on Friday... and was just pulling a flavor out of thin air."

Now I was freaking out cause I'm thinking she thinks I'm some kind of stalker or something and that I must have scared the shit out of her. To the point I actually had issues sleeping that night... I mean... what are the fucking odds I would have guessed correctly the flavor she had that night, let alone had a milkshake to begin with. :\

I know I didn't do anything wrong, and it was just a huge unfortunate coincidence... but still I feel kinda bad about what happened.

UGH. WTB a NORMAL PERSON PLZ


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May 4, 2011 - 08:13 PM
What a week.
Last Wed morning, about 8:50 am. I get awoken by my door being pounded on and yelled at to get in the basement. I do so and hear a god awful sound outside, like a freight train. Yep. Tornado went through.

After about 10 minutes I look outside and the lady across the street had a huge tree uprooted and smashed all in her yard and out in the road. So I go over to help her move it out of the road and other neighbors came out and did the same. We help her clean her backyard (since most of the damage was just fallen and uprooted trees, etc) then head our seperate ways.

3:30 pm, sky grows black again and another wave of tornadoes. Luckily these didn't touch down around here. A few hours later more. Then about 11pm we needed some drinks and thought since there were some break in the clouds, it wouldn't be bad going to wal-mart to get them. Get about halfway there and the rain starts coming down hard and in sheets facing the car. A split second later, the wind switches going left to right. Get to the store and its still pouring down horribly. After I get out of the store, the rain has died down and get home, of course with candles since we're out of power.

Next day I start picking things out of the yard and while out there start talking to the neighbors again, when someone pulled up in a truck and said that the town 5 miles from here got hit with an F5. News crews weren't allowed in at the time because they wanted to see how much damage had actually been done. The tornado had stayed on the ground for 35 miles, completely demolishing everything.

Power company finally got out this way to turn everything back on. Just been a crazy week.


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Apr 10, 2011 - 12:36 PM
A little update
I've been scarce from here for a bit. Alot of things have happened lately. First, in Feb we got an eviction letter from the church who owned the house we were in. Told us to be out by April 1st. No reason as to why, just basically "get the fuck out". So we had to find a new place to go to. It sucks cause I had finally taken the step into getting over my fear of driving and had already went through 3 driver's lessons. A week before attempting my license test (in which my friend was going to get me a job working at the airport after I had passed) is when we received the letter. In which now I'll get my license once we settle in (and I do some review video watching on parallel parking) And yes... driving isn't nearly as bad as I've been making it out, even the few times I did it (and the one time I turned the car over :P)

So I'm back... more or less... in the area I lived in before in Tennessee, except in Georgia. (It is literally the same distance, if not closer in terms of the Tennessee/Georgia border from when I lived here before)

When we went back to the place to get the rest of the stuff, we finally found the reason why we were being forced out in such a rush. They had apparently either rented or sold the house out... while we were living there. It would have been kind of nice to know they were planning on doing that so we could have gotten out sooner rather than have 40 days to get moved out.

I know things happen for a reason so here's to everything finally coming along together.

Currently Playing: Jamie Lidell - Compass (Red Dead on Arrival Mix)

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Dec 14, 2010 - 01:26 AM
Random 80s music
You Belong To the City

Love that sax work. Fits with Miami Vice so well, too. Wish I could find the instrumental version that used on the episode of Married with Children where Steve and Al had to find Marcy's barbie doll.


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Dec 10, 2010 - 01:36 AM
Christmas Inspired Game Music
Its that time of year again. Here's a rar of a collection of game music remixed into Christmas music. Same list as I put together before one of the crashes.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9MNO7026

The only one that isn't a game inspired track is David Arkenstone's Silver Bells which I added cause it done sound purdy.

In no particular order

1, David Arkenstone - Silver Bells
2. Dale North - Lufia 2 - Christmas in the Village
3. One-Up Mushrooms - Super Mario Sleigh Ride
4. Dale North - Christmas NiGHTS
5. The Legend of Zelda - Oh Stormy Night (Dunno who did this one, just ripped it from youtube)
6. Dale North, Kaijin - Christmas Sailing
7. Ashaman - Carol of the Final Fantasy Bells
8. Nobuo Uematsu - Final Fantasy Christmas


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Nov 25, 2010 - 06:45 PM
Turkey Day
MST3K - What to Do on a Date

I miss these all day marathons.


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Nov 23, 2010 - 04:55 PM
I hate people
So today I'm out doing some christmas shopping and I'm over at K-Mart looking through their games trying to find something decent admist the Cooking Mammas and Hannah Montanna DS games (namely Ace Attorney Investigations) when this loud redneck bitch started sprouting off what game to get her son. She went on about Call of Duty Black Ops for the Wii and said that he didn't have that one yet. After her and the guy she was with were bickering, they looked over and asked me what a good game would be. I mentioned a few and the dude was like "no. he'll beat it too fast." blah blah blah. So I then go "ok, well how about Red Dead Redemption? It has a lot of content and plenty to do in game." "WUTS IT LIEK!?" "It's set in a Western period and by Rockstar who brought out Grand Theft Auto." "OH HELL NAW, HE'S TOO YOUNG FOR THAT!"

So I'm like "Ok...." and then just start browsing when they tell me he's 9 years old and beat all the CoD on expert. I'm then thinking to myself "Oh. Ok. So you'll let him play a game that has him shooting people in the head or blowing people up with grenades. But something Wild West-ish that could have him rob trains and all that mess... he's too young for. Right."

Welcome to the South. Next time someone asks me what I think a good game is, I'm just going to point to something like Deer Hunting Extreme.


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Oct 20, 2010 - 12:13 PM
mah new ride~


Ain't it grand!




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