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Dec 10, 2006 - 04:07 PM |
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Wii Problems, Customer Service Rep thinks I do porn |
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Long story short, my Wii is screwed up, so I decided to call Nintendo's customer service and see if I could have it repaired. After being redirected nine times, I was able to talk to a customer service rep and tell him what the problem was.
CS: "All righty. Your name please?"
Me: "Max Biggs."
CS: "...wow, really!? That's a pretty cool name there."
Me: "Heh, thanks. Now here's the thing. When I boot my system-"
CS: "That name can help you in certain entertainment sectors."
Me: "....porn, right?"
CS: "Yeah man! Are you in porn?"
Me: "No, no I'm not. Now when I boot up, black lines, like video artifacts-"
CS: "Man, what a crazy name."
Thanks, Nintendo Customer Service. Fortunately, we did get business taken care of, and they're sending me special instructions on how to return my Wii to get it repaired. Unfortunately, it would seem the rumors of transferring virtual console games from a broken system to a newer one are false, so I have to wait "Four to thirteen business days" before I get a special shipping label with instructions to send my Wii out. Hopefully I'll get it back soon after that.
What I thought was interesting was that they had the family history of calling Nintendo. My mom called twelve years ago for whatever reason to have a part shipped to us. Maybe an SNES RF adapter?
| Currently Playing: Not with my Wii, that's for sure. =( |
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