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Feb 4, 2011 - 08:36 PM
Messing around with Excel!
I'm trying to do something in Excel, that I can already achieve by adding extra columns. This is merely an exercise in array formulas.

Suppose I have the following data (just imagine the dataset is much bigger):

Date | Name | Amount
1/02/11 | ABC | 1,000
1/04/11 | DEF | 550
3/20/11 | GHI | 2,500
4/05/11 | JKL | 3,000

Suppose in one cell, I put down 2011, and in another cell, I put down 01. I am trying to find a way to query this dataset, and return the total sum of amounts while using only one formula.

I can already work around this by adding a year column =YEAR(ColumnA), and a month column =MONTH(ColumnA). Then I enter a =SUMIFS(ColumnC, YearColumn, 2011, MonthColumn, 01) to get the total. I'm basically looking for a more elegant soluion.

So, in the above example, the query should return 1,550 (it's the total for January 2011).

Any ideas?


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Jan 20, 2011 - 04:17 AM
Messing around with Javascript and InnerHTML
I'm trying to make a simple webpage with a few hyperlinks. When you type in some text in a box and click a button, the links change to include whatever is typed. I thought I could do it with Javascript and innerHTML, but it does not seem to work.

Any recommendations?

Code:
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">
<html>
<head>
<meta content="en-ph" http-equiv="Content-Language">
<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type">
<SCRIPT language="JavaScript"> 
<!--hide from old browsers 
function readtext (form) {
    stocksymbol = document.stocks.Stock1.value;
    pse1url = "<a href='http://www.pse.com.ph/html/ListedCompanies/listedcompanyinfo.jsp?securitySymbol=" + stocksymbol + "' target='_blank'>";
    pse2url = "<a href='http://www.pse.com.ph/html/disclosure/disclosures.jsp?securitySymbol=" + stocksymbol + "' target='_blank'>";
    bloomberg1url = "<a href='http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/snapshot/snapshot.asp?symbol=" + stocksymbol + ":PM' target='_blank'>";
    bloomberg2url = "<a href='http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/financials/financials.asp?symbol=" + stocksymbol + ":PM' target='_blank'>";
    bloombergchart = "<param value='ticker=" + stocksymbol + ":PM' name='flashvars'/>";
    bloombergchart2 = "<embed width='620' height='600' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowscriptaccess='always' bgcolor='#ffffff' salign='T' wmode='opaque' quality='high' flashvars='ticker=" + stocksymbol + ":PM' src='http://www.bloomberg.com/swf/bw/chartbuilder/ChartBuilder.swf'/>";
    document.getElementById('ps1').innerHTML = pse1url;
    document.getElementById('ps2').innerHTML = pse2url;
    document.getElementById('bb1').innerHTML = bloomberg1url; 
    document.getElementById('bb2').innerHTML = bloomberg2url;
    document.getElementById('bbc').innerHTML = bloombergchart;
    document.getElementById('bbd').innerHTML = bloombergchart2;
}//-->
</SCRIPT>
<title>Quik-Bloomberg Charts</title>
</head>
<body style="margin: 5px">
<div style="border-style: solid; float: left; border-width:1px; padding:5px; background:#FFFFCC"><form name="stocks" action="#">
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: small">Symbol:</span>
<input name="Stock1" size="6" tabindex="1" style="font-size: x-small" onChange="javascript:this.value=this.value.toUpperCase();"> 
<input value="GO!" name="B5" style="font-size: x-small;font-family : Tahoma; width: 30px;" tabindex="2" type="button" onclick="readtext(this.form)"></form>
</div>
<SCRIPT language="JavaScript">
    document.write("<div style='float: right'><a href='http://www.pse.com.ph'><strong>Philippine Stock Exchange</strong></a></em><br>- ");
    document.write("<span id='ps1'><a href='http://www.pse.com.ph/html/ListedCompanies/listedcompanyinfo.jsp?securitySymbol=TEL' target='_blank'></span>Company Information</a><br>- ");
    document.write("<span id='ps2'><a href='http://www.pse.com.ph/html/disclosure/disclosures.jsp?securitySymbol=TEL' target='_blank'></span>Disclosures</a>"); 
    document.write("<br><br><em><strong>Bloomberg</strong></em><br>- ");
    document.write("<span id='bb1'><a href='http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/snapshot/snapshot.asp?symbol=TEL:PM' target='_blank'></span>Snapshot</a><br>- ");
    document.write("<span id='bb2'><a href='http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/financials/financials.asp?symbol=TEL:PM' target='_blank'></span>Financials</a></span><br><br></div>");
</script>
    </body>
</html>



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Nov 15, 2010 - 09:31 PM
Can we has Gamingforce Choir? 2010 redux

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I'm renewing my proposal from last year, and am floating this idea as a trial balloon, both in the journals and in the forums. Pardon the cross-posting.

Links: Journal Entry | 2009 Journal Entry | Forum Thread | Concert Hall Thread

About

I think it'd be neat to have a bunch of people sing some Christmas carols independently, and to splice that into one whole sequence. Depending on the collective vocal talent, it will either come out as something quite nice (what are the odds?), or a complete mess (a definite possibility, even without trolls at work).

All in the spirit of the season though!

What We Need

What would we need for such an endeavour?

1. Someone to collect and combine everyone's songs into one whole (I'll try my best!)
2. A bunch of singers willing to bare their vocal talents and sing some Christmas carols (that's everyone reading this!)

Aaaand because I don't want to preside over something that's too big a complete mess...

3. Someone to find a nice carol or two (or three) that's already arranged for a choir. And to render each role (bass, tenor, alto, soprano) into an audio file for the singers as a guide (that's you, Concert Hallers!)

All the singers need is a nice microphone (to sing to), a set of earphones (to listen to the guide song), and some quiet time (wouldn't want to wake the neighbors or anything).

The Bad Stuff (Deadlines, shudder)

I want to put this out by the 25th. So everyone needs to have their songs in by December 20 (give me 5 days to work). Going backwards, I guess two weeks (for everyone to record their voices and send it in) sounds reasonable. So we'll need to choose the song, and have an arrangement for each voice by December 7.

Here's where you can start making suggestions, sign up, or otherwise pop this trial balloon right from the get go!


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Aug 25, 2010 - 04:12 AM
How to storm a bus, Philippine style
PHILIPPINE SWAT TEAM IN ACTION
YouTube Video

Took them about an hour after moving in for the drama to end. Outtakes include:
  1. Having improper gear (no armor, no shields, no gas masks, no flashlights, wielding only service pistols)
  2. Smashing up bus windows for no reason (got no ladder)
  3. Trying to bash in the super-strong hydraulic door
  4. Dropping the sledgehammer inside the bus while smashing said door
  5. Trying to wrench the door off by tying it to a car with a rope; the rope broke (damn, I gotta get me one of these anti-cop buses)
  6. Tossing smoke bombs that bounced off the window twice, and
  7. Discovering after 45 or so minutes that buses have emergency exit doors and actually gaining entry, only to run right back out when the baddie started shooting.


If it weren't so tragic (8 dead, 1 critical), it'd be hilarious.


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Aug 2, 2010 - 09:23 AM
Why I'm totally pirating StarCraft 2
I've decided I wanna go legit and buy a copy of Starcraft 2.

The regular box version is retailing for P3,500 here, approximately US$78. The retail price in the U.S. is $60. So, I headed over to Battle.Net to purchase the digital download for $60. I mean, our price is 30% higher!

Unfortunately, they refuse to process my request. Apparently since my credit cards aren't in North America.

Since I refuse to pay higher prices than Americans, this leaves me no choice but to pirate! Sorry, Blizzard!


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Jul 11, 2010 - 09:48 AM
My Newest Favorite Tool-Assisted Speedrun
YouTube Video
Error; are you sure that's a YouTube link?






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Jul 3, 2010 - 07:12 AM
Photoshop CS5 + GFF '10 Meet Pics = ?
Wanted to try out the much ballyhooed content aware fill feature. Also played around with puppet warp.

Walkin' on the Beach:
Original Butchered

Jumpin' on the Lawn:
Original Butchered




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Jun 9, 2010 - 10:04 AM
State Quarters
My month-long vacation in the United States allowed me to start a nice collection of state quarters. Alas, I wasn't able to find it all, and sure as hell am NOT paying $30 (Amazon) for the ones I don't have. Ironic that I couldn't find quarters for two states I was in (California and Florida).

I was not able to catch the following states/territories. Que sera sera
  1. Alabama
  2. California
  3. Colorado
  4. Florida
  5. Idaho
  6. Iowa
  7. Kansas
  8. Kentucky
  9. Maine
  10. Montana
  11. Nebraska
  12. New Jersey
  13. New Mexico
  14. South Dakota
  15. Washington
  16. Guam
  17. U.S. Virgin Islands
Total completion: 70%.


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Apr 12, 2010 - 07:55 AM
Holy crap look at these Hotel rates
Las Vegas. Quoted by travel agent. Four night stay.

Bellagio Hotel
Triple Deluxe Room: $720.00 / Per Person
Triple Dlx Lakeview: $815.00 / Per Person

Treasure Island
Forum Room: $850.00 / Per Person
Deluxe Room: $770.00 / Per Person

Venetian Resort & Casino
Venetian Bella: $630.00 / Per Person
Venetia Bella $680.00 / Per Person

Palazzo Resort & Casino
Triple Luxury Room: $640.00 / Per Person
Triple Bella Suite: $700.00 / Per Person

And here I was, thinking Las Vegas is cheaper because of recession .__.


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Apr 1, 2010 - 12:09 AM
Final Fantasy VII Announced for the DS
Source: http://www.cubed3.com/news/13916

Following years of speculation about a remake, Square Enix has now finally confirmed a DS port of the much-loved seventh iteration of the multi-million selling Final Fantasy role-playing series. After recent comments from Motomu Toriyama, Director of Final Fantasy XIII, about how the entry he would most like to see remade is Final Fantasy VII, the game fans have been eagerly awaiting has at last been confirmed, with early images released by popular Japanese website, Famitsu.

The game is set for release in Japan on 11th November, 2010, with a tentative Christmas launch for the rest of the world.

Awesome!


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Mar 15, 2010 - 04:56 AM
This is just a test

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Mar 7, 2010 - 09:32 AM
So, um... How big is the East Coast?
So, Travel Agent is pitching this itinerary:

Day 1: Arrival at New York City
Day 2: New York City Tour, Philadelphia
Day 3: Philadelphia to Washington DC
Day 4: Washington DC to Niagara Falls
Day 5: Niagara Falls to Toronto
Day 6: Toronto to Thousand Island to Ottawa to Montreal
Day 7: Montreal to Quebec to Boston
Day 8: Boston to New York

Is this itinerary doable? Enjoyable? I've no idea about scale, so I honestly can't determine whether this will be a hectic rush of plane trips, or a leisurely bus drive from State to State...

P.S.: I'm always happy to take recommendations on where to go. My preference is for cities rather than nature


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Feb 25, 2010 - 12:45 AM
Educate me on Prepaid Mobile Broadband options in North America
My folks are planning a family vacation in the United States and Canada in the near future. As I am quite addicted to the Internet, I fully intend to bring my laptop along.

But of course I'm also a cheapskate. I know I'd be able to have internet access from the hotel, but usually these things are way overpriced. Ditto with accessing it from a mobile phone. The roaming charges would probably cost an arm and a leg.

So... I understand that there are services out there where you buy a USB modem, which connects to a 3G network using a prepaid SIM card. The service is available in my country (Philippines), but I'm not so sure about North America.

So then, what are my options when it comes to mobile broadband stateside? Who's got the best plan? Since I'm only visiting, I'm looking for a mobile option, preferably reloadable with prepaid cards.


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Dec 23, 2009 - 11:23 PM
Webhost account got haxxed :(
Man, all I had was a simple counter script. Just a very simple script that uses flat text files and outputs a number. And increments it every time it's called.

Simple. But nooo... Somehow people managed to get a Paypal phishing site into the folder, on my domain.

Ugh.


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Dec 7, 2009 - 01:16 AM
300 Gigs around the World; Or, What Should I Do with a Hard Disk?


I hold in my hands a portable 2.5" hard disk chock full of Chuuka Ichiban DVD ISOs, which my friend in Japan was kind enough to rent and decrypt for me. We agreed that sending burnt DVDs is much too risky, given the emphasis on copyrights these days. I am now one step closer to providing true DVD-quality releases of my fansub project. Yay!

But that's not the point of this entry.

I now have an entirely superfluous made-in-China Buffalo 2.5" 320GB external hard disk, which I probably will not use at all in the future (since I already have two 500GB Seagate Freeagent Drives in my possession). Plus, I can't capitalize on the warranty, seeing as how the hard disk was bought in Japan.

So, what shall I do with it?

First thing that comes to mind is, why not attempt another one of those "mail stuff around the world" type of projects! Except with a hard disk instead of stack of DVDs, which can attract a ton of suspicion at customs offices around the world. Plus each recipient can add on their own stuff, send it on. Because hard disks are more valuable than used DVDs, there is of course a more substantial "free rider" effect in operation, and thus any such project will necessitate very discriminating vetting.

There are hitches, as there always are with my plans. Two particular ones, in fact.

First, what on Earth do you think we can put on a 320GB hard disk, which the recipients are interested in getting?

Second, how on Earth do we guarantee the device will reach the final recipient on the list still fully-functional? Sure, my friend packed it with oodles of bubble wrap, and it survived the trip from Tokyo to Singapore. But, in a chain of, say, twelve or more recipients, who's to say who's been a tad too stingy on the packing materials, and thus busted hard disk?

Perusing all my past journal entries will show a tendency for me to propose some project or activity, only to never follow through on it because of either lukewarm feedback, or insights left by commentators highlighted the infeasibility of such an endeavor.

Thus, I leave it upon you, dear reader. Do you think this project is sound? What are the possible pitfalls you think might happen here? What kind of stuff do you think we can cram on 320 gigs?


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Oct 16, 2009 - 11:56 AM
TV Themes Contest - Are You Folks Still Interested?
Because... I'm prepared to step up and run the first couple of rounds. And I'd like to know if there's still interest, or if it's just a waste of time...

In a nutshell, I'm proposing for an abbreviated contest by throwing together 4 pieces against each other per round. This should halve the number of rounds needed, from 8 to 4 to decide a winner. So, Round 1 will have 64 matchups, Round 2 will have 16, Round 3 will have 4, and Round 4 decides the champion. Proposed brackets can be viewed here.

There are three things I can use some help with:
  1. I'm using an Excel spreadsheet to organize, and could use some help in populating the relevant information.
  2. I'm inclined to dump all 64 voting threads in one subforum, instead of having to hunt down through four brackets. Shin has commented that this will reduce participation. What say you?
  3. Who's the mod to approach for creating the relevant subforums / hidden voting threads?
Feedback appreciated. Be it here or in the official feedback thread.


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Oct 9, 2009 - 04:38 AM
Nobel Peace Prize. What Exactly Did He Do To Deserve It?
President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples," the Norwegian Nobel Committee said, citing his outreach to the Muslim world and attempts to curb nuclear proliferation.

Uh huh.

"Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future," the committee said. "His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population."


Lol, what? I know we're all supposed to love him and revere him as the messiah and all, but what has he actually done to deserve it? Making a few speeches?

"Obama has as president created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play," the committee said.

So he got it because he isn't Bush. Amirite?


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Sep 2, 2009 - 07:42 AM
The Gamingforce Christmas Choir! Feasible or not?
The 'ber months is upon us, and it heralds the start of the festive season for my countrymen. Of course, i'm sure the majority of you guys would consider the Thanksgiving Weekend as the jump-off point for Christmas.

We've had Christmas carolings before. So, I was thinking, how's about we form a choir instead? We're not going to meet up or anything (although I won't stop you guys from doing so!). What we do is mix together a whole bunch of recordings of people singing the same song in the same key at the same speed, and see if we come up with anything interesting.

For it to be a real choir, some of you will have to sing bass, and some will settle for baritone or tenor. Depends on your vocal range, of course. If we don't have a lot of female participants, then I suppose we can girlify some of your voices to fit alto or soprano!

Crazy idea aside, I noticed that the most recent GFF Karaoke event only has one submission thus far, and something like this will certainly fall flat if we don't get a whole lot of people all festive and stuff.

So, here's my question. Those of you who have ran similar events in the past - how feasible is this? Is something like this possible at all, or am I overlooking something that will turn it into purely shits and giggles? For example, will my focus on Christmas rankle any feathers?

Comments needed!


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Jun 13, 2009 - 06:45 PM
Someone's been leeching my bandwidth...
Which actually isn't really a problem, since:
  1. I have an unlimited plan
  2. His site doesn't really have that much traffic
  3. He's leeching a small image only
So, the dude at http://amazingspidermanreview.blogsp...r-man-592.html isn't doing me any harm. He's only leeching my sig image, after all.

But, I still wanna have some fun.

I'm taking suggestions on what horrible or funny (preferably both) pictures I can replace it with. The more NSFW, the better!


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May 15, 2009 - 08:56 AM
I Has a Questions Regarding Video Game Musics


There's a concert headed my way, called "Video Games Live". The promotional blurb calls it "the biggest and most sensational game concert featuring music from the most popular video games of all time", "performed to countless sold-out audiences in the United States, Europe and North Asia."

That sounds a tad hyperbolic, as promo text usually go.

But, if it's as popular as they say, I wager some of you may have attended the concert, given the predilection of this forum.

Seats cost $115, $85, $70, and $55, in Singapore currency, which translate to $78, $58, $48, and $38.

Is it worth it to go and have a listen?


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Apr 29, 2009 - 12:00 PM
I'm cooking up a MegaLiterati Game
If you're reading this, you're probably familiar with Literati (a Scrabble clone), and MegaScrabble, a GFF play-by-post game created by nuttyturnip that uses a huge 41x41 board.

The game I'm cooking up is basically the same, except that it uses a design adapted from Literati rather than Scrabble.

Here is the game board that I knocked up:


Including the starting point (which is a double-word tile), this board has 1,681 slots. Of these, there are 52 double-word slots, 28 triple-word slots, 207 double-letter slots, and 130 triple-letter slots. Each of the four quadrants of the board are supposed to be identical - if this is not the case, please inform me.

To spice things up, I'm also thinking of introducing certain useful items which players can purchase. The currency we use are game points, and I'm still deciding whether to make the cost fixed (ie 20 points per blank tile) or variable (say, 2% of your total score).

This would, of course, make the game a mixture of GFF Risk and MegaScrabble. Only without the player-klling

What kind of items do I have in mind? Here's a few of them, all under consideration and the costs very much in flux.
  1. Do you have a potential bingo and lack just one pesky letter? For a fee, you can now purchase a blank wildcard tile. Yours to do with as you please! (You will end up with 15 tiles in total.)
  2. Do you have an awesome high-yielding word that would net you gazillions of points, but couldn't quite place it on the desired tile? Not to worry! Now you can procure your very own 2L, 3L, 2W, and 3W labels - put 'em where you see fit! Placing this label takes one move, so choose well.
  3. Does your opponent have a great tileset that you'd rather not have them play? Never fear, you now have access to a Tile Scrambler, which randomly messes 1d6 of their tiles!
  4. Has someone made a boneheaded move which allows another to rack up huge, huge points? You can nail this in the bud with our special Zero-value 0W and 0L Labels. Any word played across a 0w slot loses any bonus word multipliers. Any letter placed on a 0L slot acts like a blank tile - it yields zero points.
  5. Is there an opponent who's on a hot winning streak? Cash in on their luck with our special Point Replicator, which gives you up to 1d50 % of their total score for that round. The Replicator must be used before your target moves.
  6. Replicator, shmeplicator. Why not just steal points outright? Yes, friend, our very expensive Point Siphoner vacuums up 1d25 % of your unfortunate victim's score for that round. As with the Replicator, the Siphoner must be used before your target moves.
If you have an idea for an item, or think that these are too unfair, let me know!


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Feb 27, 2009 - 10:00 AM
Arf arf ruff yippee yo yippee yay?
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Dec 11, 2008 - 08:22 AM
Who's up for more GFF Risk?
But no fancy maps this time. For purposes of fairness (and to make it easy for me to put in a spreadsheet), you have an 8x8 board in which to stake your claims:



The world is a cube, and therefore every square is connected to 8 other squares. A1, for example, is understood to be connected to H1 to the left, A8 at the top, H8 to the top-left, and B8 to the top-right.

Like so:



The mechanics are:
  1. Each player starts with 5 states (so there is room for 12 players and a barbarian state with 4 territories), 1 tank, 1 energy boost, and 25 gil. Gil can be used to purchase items from the moderator at any time.
  2. A game day is defined to be 48 hours, in real time. The first 24 hours is defined as morning and the the next 24 hours is night. Each surviving player receives 5 gil at the start of every morning.
  3. Each player gets four turns per morning to attack another player's territory. If a player has no territories left at the end of the morning, he is automatically eliminated. All remaining assets are passed on to the player who eliminated him. Attacks are publicly announced in the thread, and should be accompanied by two numbers between 1 to 100 privately messaged to the moderator. No number, no attack.
  4. Defenses are announced by the moderator at the end of the morning, and each attacked player must submit two numbers between 1 and 100 to the moderator. Since a territory can be attacked multiple times, the defender may either submit as many numbers as needed, or can provide a single catch-all number against all comers.
  5. The moderator uses a random number generator to produce a number between 1 and 100. The closest submitted number, positive or negative, to this chosen number, wins. In case of a tie, the alternate numbers apply. If there is still a tie after this, the attack is deemed to not have occurred, and the attacker receives an extra attack the next day.
  6. The use of items does not constitute a turn - a player may use as many items as he wishes in one day, if money allows.
The other mechanics of Risk will remain the same, though I am open to any features (barbarians hehehe). The weapons used by Dullenplain in the last available Risk game were [cost in brackets]:
  1. [15] Tanks - immediately conquer a state
  2. [15] Energy Boost - get 2 extra turns
  3. [20] Spies - discover all items in play, and all numbers used
  4. [20] Chemical Weapons - opponent loses 3 turns
  5. [20] Shield Dome - Defend against all offensive items; can't use on the last day
  6. [25] Blitzkrieg - immediately conquer two adjoining states
  7. [30] Atomic Bomb - conquer between 1-4 states
  8. [30] Ninjas - Send in two numbers for one day's attack/defense; maximum use of 3x
  9. [35] Death Ray - immediately conquer three adjoining states
  10. [40] Double-Team - conquer two states and steal two turns from any player (Alliance item)
  11. [80] Shock and Awe - conquer six adjoining states and make each affected player lose 1 unused turn
I am currently toying with the encirclement modification. If a player manages to 'box in' another player's territories at the end of the game night, these territories are automatically annexed.



So, what do you think?


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Oct 1, 2008 - 05:06 AM
Whoo, I think I almost got the effects right now
Did a little more tweaking with what I already had.

Almost got it now. Which one of these two has better bouncy?




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Sep 28, 2008 - 08:55 AM
Chuuka Ichiban - OP2
Fonts from ED3 maintained, and playing with a less complicated effect. This be the second OP, Iki mo Dekinai.

As Tritoch requested: moar chef action! (And some tits fondling - which resulted in the sequence being cut by AXN on their broadcast, and the OP1 song used to mask the edit...)

Oh and the title is really silly. Iki mo dekinai means "I Can't Breathe". And they affixed ~Now I Can Breath (sic)~ to it. Pfft.

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Sep 27, 2008 - 08:22 AM
More Practice with Subtitles - Chuuka Ichiban ED3
More practice, now using smaller (and sans serif) fonts for better readability. Since I did the third OP of Chuuka Ichiban, I decided to do the third ED this time around.

I did a half-arsed translation, synced to syllables but meaning is totally obliterated. The kanji is already embedded in the video, so no karaoke effects on it. I tried to match the font, but couldn't really find a close match, so decided to use something similar. (Don't see the point in doing so unless I was actually subbing the series...!)

So, Comments pliss?

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Sep 23, 2008 - 06:57 PM
More Subtitling Fun
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Heere's version two, done in a more serious manner and a rudimentary song translation. I tried to synchronize the English lyrics so you can sing along, but that and my penchant for making it rhyme necessitates making up extra details not in the original lyrics.

So here goes:

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Sep 22, 2008 - 10:43 AM
Zergrinch has fun with Aegisub; abuses fonts and steals effects
Played around with Aegisub, and decided to see how difficult it is to subtitle things. Kimi sae ireba happened to be lying around, and had no credits so

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Timing the karaoke's a bit time-consuming, but not really too much so. I tried to get an effect where the words hop out a bit, change color, and pop back in. Don't have the requisite LUA programming know-how to do so, so I just went and modified the pre-existing future windy template already available.

As for the English translation, I toyed with a translation that takes into account the Animelyrics and Anime-Keep translations. But, the song made absolutely no sense in the second paragraph (well, A-Keep made slightly more sense):

Original:
数cmのズレを重ねて偶然は運命になる
屈託なく笑う声に免じて四次元の会話も
馴れてつい引き込まれてゆく

Google Translate:
Again, the shift to a few cm is destined to be a coincidence
No voice worries sake talk of a four-dimensional馴れ
I get sucked in the film industry <--

Anime-Lyrics:
Piling up the few cm of gaps, coincidences turn into destiny
In consideration of your non carefree laughter, I get used to the four dimensional talks
and I am being pulled in

AnimeKeep:
If it only slipped a few more centimeters, coincidence would become fate
Because of that carefree happy voice of yours, I get used to deep conversations
And I'm drawn into them against my good judgment

Finally decided not to re-translate anymore since I can't read Japanese anyway. So, I just stuck the Google translation in there for lulz. So, whatchu think?

The source video (Youtube did a number on the quality) is available at http://upload.jetsam.org/movies/Kimi_Sae_Ireba.avi.

Currently Playing: Kimi Sae Ireba


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Sep 10, 2008 - 03:00 AM
Gamingforce.org is worth $17,000
Well, $17,046 when last checked. 'Popularity' accounts for much of the site's valuation, since 'friendliness' and 'history' wasn't so hot.

Got bored and started mucking about with web domains. On a lark, I used it on the other domains in my possession.
  1. Jetsam.org - $39
  2. nodude.com - $10, with potential for $119
Due to my neglecting to put an index page, the directory structure for nodude.com was completely exposed for a week or so. This includes the RapidLeech scripts I had, accounting for the burst of popularity.

Valuation of some popular internet companies:
  1. AOL - $214,227,203
  2. Baidu - $72,300,865
  3. Google - $3,288,108,197 (whoa)
  4. Microsoft - $180,528,797
  5. TechCrunch - $560,944
  6. Yahoo - $788,560,739



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Apr 4, 2008 - 01:10 AM
I'm Up for Modding a Game of Werewolf
Buuut, don't expect detailed narratives a la Crash Landon or RockgamerXIII. I can only promise terse updates like, So-and-so was killed by X, it is now Day Y.

Here are a couple of ideas I'm toying around with. Mostly I would like to give everyone a chance to survive beyond night 1, which is why some of my proposals make it harder to kill someone, or limit early killings to an extent.

Which one would you like to play, and which ones do you think are shaky?

SECOND CHANCES
Regular werewolf setup, but everyone is a lucky stiff. Must be killed twice to stay dead. First 'death' reveals the role.

NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK
Only 1 werewolf (with devil) to start with. Evil can either recruit or kill one player per day (no killing until night 2). 2 random villagers will become vigilantes in night 3. Shamans can protect 1 player from both death and recruitment. Recruited players lose all previous abilities.

MODS (May or May not be Mutually Exclusive):
  1. Dual Infiltrators - Instead of an infiltrator within evil reporting to the mason, there's an evil infiltrator also working within the ranks of good.
  2. Romeo and Juliet - 2 characters secretly have the hots for each other, and they win together in spite of team affiliation. If one dies, the other dies of a broken heart.
  3. Three for the Show - inactivity being prevalent in later games, I'm thinking of modifying the inactivity system such that first inactivity is free, second will reveal your role, and third means death.
  4. Holier than Thou - all good villagers have 2 votes.
  5. April Fools - all villagers are either seers or fools



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