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Jacob says:
2 days, 2 girls crying
*flex*
Calm down, weenies says:
Haha what from?
Jacob says:
Yesterday I removed this girl from practice because she was sucking
and she started crying
Today girls were doing cartwheels in the outfield instead of working
Calm down, weenies says:
Show them what for
Jacob says:
so I told them to come in and said that I'm not gonna be a coach that screams
if they don't give a shit, I don't give a shit
So I left
Calm down, weenies says:
Haha, wow
Jacob says:
And they asked me what to do as I was walking away
and I told them I didn't care
and one of the girls started to cry
Calm down, weenies says:
Haha man
You're not the coach that screams
You're the coach that leaves deep abandonment issues
Jacob says:
Exactly
Honestly though
I am obligated by my contract to show up to a game
Calm down, weenies says:
But not practice?
Jacob says:
Nope
Calm down, weenies says:
Awesome
Jacob says:
I think that got to them, because I got a ton of texts from players apologizing
And I said It's too late for apologies!
Maybe we can work something else out...
Calm down, weenies says:
lol
You're a monster
Jacob says:
Ehh
Twenty years from now they'll be able to appear on Miley Cyrus's hit talk show
And I'll be just working at a school somewhere
Who wins?
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