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Apr 2, 2010 - 09:09 PM
Time to play Russian Roulette with my father.
SEMIAUTOSHOTGUN
He just purchased a .38 revolver today. I didn't get to see it due to the waiting period thing, but it sounds interesting. I am not quite sure how I feel about it at the moment. I kind of have a hard-on for guns, but not in a weird teabagger right-wing kind of way. I just think they're cool.

However, my dad has become strangely paranoid lately, and I wonder if this gun purchase is just a step in a dark direction for him. He's been talking about getting a cabin or a house in Caliente, farther away from major cities and able to easily be defended/hunkered down in. I mean, I get that things look a little scary these days, but really? I don't want my dad to turn into one of "those guys".

On the plus side, now that he has breached the "family owning guns" barrier it means I can finally get the gun I've always wanted:


God, that thing makes me wet.


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Mar 24, 2010 - 04:51 PM
The further adventures of Coach Jake.
Quote:
Jacob says:
2 days, 2 girls crying
*flex*
Calm down, weenies says:
Haha what from?
Jacob says:
Yesterday I removed this girl from practice because she was sucking
and she started crying
Today girls were doing cartwheels in the outfield instead of working
Calm down, weenies says:
Show them what for
Jacob says:
so I told them to come in and said that I'm not gonna be a coach that screams
if they don't give a shit, I don't give a shit
So I left
Calm down, weenies says:
Haha, wow
Jacob says:
And they asked me what to do as I was walking away
and I told them I didn't care
and one of the girls started to cry
Calm down, weenies says:
Haha man
You're not the coach that screams
You're the coach that leaves deep abandonment issues
Jacob says:
Exactly
Honestly though
I am obligated by my contract to show up to a game
Calm down, weenies says:
But not practice?
Jacob says:
Nope
Calm down, weenies says:
Awesome
Jacob says:
I think that got to them, because I got a ton of texts from players apologizing
And I said It's too late for apologies!
Maybe we can work something else out...
Calm down, weenies says:
lol
You're a monster
Jacob says:
Ehh
Twenty years from now they'll be able to appear on Miley Cyrus's hit talk show
And I'll be just working at a school somewhere
Who wins?
Softball is no joke.


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Mar 22, 2010 - 11:16 PM
IT'S STILL ADVENTURE TIME YOU FAGGOTS.
Response to: What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME! by Jessykins

Another episode was just released today!

http://www.mediafire.com/?mnwejgldnjb - Trouble In Lumpy Space.

WATCH IT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?



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ADVENTURE TIME HAS NOT STOPPED. by Jessykins

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Mar 21, 2010 - 05:55 PM
What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME!
Some of you may have seen the pilot for this show on Youtube. Did you know that it got bought and is now going to be a series on Cartoon Network? If you didn't, you do now. But did you also know that they have shown two preview episodes over the past couple weeks to lead up to the premiere (April 5th)? Well you do now.

Did you know I am going to link you guys to downloads of these preview episodes?

http://www.mediafire.com/?no5krzlwzdz -Evicted!

http://www.mediafire.com/?mhnj2jeznz1 - Business Time

Well, you do now. Download them. Watch them. Enjoy them. Then stare at Acer's new avatar for about ten minutes. Then mine. Then go to bed.

Currently Playing: the most dangerous game of all


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IT'S STILL ADVENTURE TIME YOU FAGGOTS. by Jessykins

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Mar 5, 2010 - 04:15 AM
I miss Firefly and Pushing Daisies.
I have never been so fond of a TV show that thinking about its cancellation actually makes me flush red with anger, but these two shows do it.

Television needs more shows like those. Fuck Fox and fuck ABC.


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Mar 4, 2010 - 02:27 AM
My friend is the best coach ever.
Quote:
Jacob says:
Goddammit Jess
These girls are so bad at sports
Like
imagine you playing softball
but 13 of you
I'm a dinosaur says:
Really?
That bad?
13 of ME?
Jacob says:
I mean, not in one
I'm a dinosaur says:
Yeah I get it
each girl is one of me
Jacob says:
One awkward gangly clone of you
This softball team is going straight to the top, I can tell.



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Feb 5, 2010 - 02:55 PM
I haven't made an entry since the 25th!
and I'm not gonna start now.

brb Mass Effect 2


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Jan 25, 2010 - 04:17 PM
Now that I have a new computer I can enjoy PC gaming...
And all the finer things it brings.



Fuck yes. I love mods.


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Jan 14, 2010 - 11:31 PM
One of my favorite rappers was on Blind Date
I wasn't sure if this was real at first, but it seems that Busdriver was in fact on Blind Date. He wore a shirt of himself. I fucking love this guy.

YouTube Video



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Jan 4, 2010 - 05:51 PM
Ooooh man
If my girlfriend keeps giving me shit for spending my money on a much-needed computer when her smoking habits cost us $180 every TWO WEEKS (sometimes only a week and a half) I am going to punch her in the fucking mouth.


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