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Mar 12, 2011 - 04:04 AM |
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I had my first run-in with a genuine Tea Party dipshit today! |
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So I was at the hospital today (don't ask), when this woman comes in. I don't pay much attention to her, really, until she decides to get the channel changed from CNN earthquake stuff to something else. The TV ends up on Telemundo. Then this is what I hear:
"Put it on 21! At least let us get THE TRUTH!" (21 is Fox News here)
Telemundo, on this TV, IS 21 for some reason. So they put it back on CNN. Flustered by this whole ordeal she comes and plops herself down next to me. I make the mistake of looking into her eyes and she says, "I got a joke for you."
I tell her to let me hear it. Here it is:
"President Obama and Vice President Biden are on a sinking ship in the middle of the ocean. Who survives?"
Naturally, I ask who.
"AMERICA," she tells me, wide-eyed and proud. I stare back. Not even a grin or a smile. I just STARE while she chuckles to herself. The family next to me begins to get a little irritated, bringing up how the earthquake coverage had nothing to do with Obama and so forth, but she seems to be tuning them out. She is waiting on my approval for some reason.
"Good joke, huh," she asks me.
"No. that was a fucking AWFUL joke. Get AWAY from me," I tell her quite bluntly.
To which she replies, "I won't stay where I'm not welcome."
She then gets up and leaves. SHE LEAVES THE HOSPITAL ENTIRELY.
Fucking Obamacare.
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