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Aug 23, 2009 - 10:09 PM |
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Pub Games, Sitting at the Table and Vagina Dentata... |
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Ok so i've already come across a bump in the 'only blogging interesting things' philosophy.
What the hells interesting!?
i mean, i had a great day but would it be interesting to hear about??
What if my tale of darts, pub quiz, pool then vagina dentata isnt much more than a footnote on the 'things i've done this month' storybook?
Well here goes anyhow..
So waking up at around 3 in the usual 'shit is that the time?' platform that is most of my mornings, i was called down for lunch. I'm sure how used i'll ever be, given my sleep cycle, to waking up and eating lunch, somehow being awake for 20 minutes and then being confronted with a bloody great plate of pasta seems a little off.
Do many people eat at a table? i cant help but feel that the eating habits of my family have slipped since i was younger. At first an evening meal would mean everyone sat at the table, saying a prayer (my dad's a vicar) and chatting, however until the recent discovery of a kitchen table hidden under a phenominal pile of ironing, we've ended up eating silently (not even a prayer) in the lounge watching TV. I've come to the mild mannered revalation that perhaps the routine of eating isnt what adults made it out to be when i was 10, even at school it was only when everyone was around 15/16 that i noticed people eating... god forbid.. standing up.
I digress. Today was actually really nice, it felt like a Sunday in a way that not many Sundays actually do, I was in the pub with Ellie (the famed 'Bernard Black' who's journal is infinately more interesting that this one), we played darts which i havnt done in years and we just smoked, laughed and enjoyed ourselves in a really passive way. Drinking was just enjoying a pint rather than getting drunk which was great, it's what drinking should be really, getting drunk's just a wonderful side story to sipping icy cold boddingtons for about 4 hours.
From the pub we sauntered over to Blockbusters and rented 'Teeth'. I'd be amazed if no one had any idea what this movie is, it's got a reputation...
It was fucking hilairious. and scary in the sense of being jumpy, which is really the only thing you can ask of a plot involved a toothy clunge..
Still, it felt unsure of what it wanted to be, sometimes it seemed like it was trying to be a genuine horror whilst other times it was clearly going for laughs, the ending for instance, which is easily found on dear old YouTube..
Is just daft. Yet overall I liked it!
it's not well written, the characters are wafer thin, it's not overly well directed and the sight of a crab toying with several day old severed cock will stay with me to the grave...
but the initial concept is easily retarded enough to carry the whole film. besides, i cant imagine ever tightening my muscles in grimace quite as much as the initial 'Bite'...
I rate it! it's nothing to be taken seriously but then barely any modern horror is, it's almost impossible to think of a recent horror film that hasnt been either funny, a remake, or just plain terrible.
Still, a box from 'wok n go' of various noodley bits covered in chili sauce and hours online lolling together at the majesty that is internet funnys and here i am, sat on Ellies sofa typing this as she drifts off in the other room...
just about to pick up a copy of Dante's divine comedy: Hell... i'll let you know how that goes...
B-)
toodles!
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