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Aug 2, 2007 - 05:07 PM |
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For Dull: Hito's Sexploitation No. 1 or: Hito and The Cloned-Shirt |
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Okay. So. I was at the grocery store yesterday and saw this guy that reminded me of a cuter version of my best friend's ex. I wanted to hate him because he reminded me of her ex, because her ex was a fucking tard and I hated him. But I couldn't because he was cute. And then I stopped looking at the bulge in his pants and looked at the rest of him.
Turns out, the fucker had the same shirt on as me. I point it out to him, he retardedly asked me where I got from, he informs me that we got it from the same place, and then he notices this bracelet I'm wearing (one of those Livestrong-type bracelets, except this one is a rainbow and says PRIDE on it because I'm a fag). He points to it and says, "you, too?"
I nod. Then I ask what he's up to, he says he's getting groceries (go figure, at a grocery store), I say I am too, even though I'm not, and ask if he would mind if I tagged along since we're both there for the same purpose. He says it's fine if I do.
Anyway. We didn't talk about anything important, but did discuss Coke vs. Pepsi vs. Pop vs. Soda. He says soda, so I know he's not marriage material. I asked him what he was up to the rest of the night and he says that he's not really doing anything, so I invited him to see The Bourne Ultimatum midnight showing tonight (gonna be awesome).
I don't usually blow on the first date, but I'm willing to make an exception for him. He could turn out to be pretty boring, though, so I don't know if it'll even be worth my time. Or, I could get stood up.
At least the movie will be awesome.
(PS: Why doesn't "hornylicious" fit into the mood box?)
| Currently Playing: Argento, Dominick - Valentino Dances |
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