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Mar 1, 2011 - 07:31 AM
I´m bored at work, so I make a rap song about famous women i love to put my penis in.
I wanna make lady gaga Just Dance on my penis
when I get the chance, Beyonce can Replace my needs
I fell in love when I saw Adriana lima
but after I bust i´ll probably just sneak and leave her´
would kill to sniff Mila Kunis hair, drag her to my lair treat her really fair
Give Emma Watson a special wand, make magic and give her a son
Take Olivia Wilde to my House, let her do a check-up
Get wild rip off her blouse, beat it on the sun deck, yup
Shakiras Hips make me go Loco that poon make me lose my speech
turn into a Wolf cuz we under the moon on the best beach
In my Movie I´d cast Kim Kardashian, a wide lens to film us
sex so good I´ll need meditation, now I know why you famous
I know I´m an asshole, love it but regret it when I get a stiff pole
and none of the bitches answer their damn phone
Guess i´ll put on some porn, hang with misses handy
it´s all fine and dandy like cotton candy


jay-z aint got none on dis bruh.
Holy shiiittim boooorrreeeddddd, the paper is pretty much finishes. maybe i should start on the other paper that actually matters for my grade... nah.


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Feb 23, 2011 - 01:14 PM
Would Superman marry a black girl?? Lets investigate the super hero world!!
Bored
If you like me have asked yourself this question, no need to ponder anymore. Because long before my time DC asked themselves the same and drew this!:


http://www.sadanduseless.com/2010/06...curious-black/

This is probably old but I just saw this (while browsing the big internets still being bored at work). I laughed a bit, you dont see this amount of imagination in comics today


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Feb 22, 2011 - 05:58 AM
Been clean for 2 months.
Heh, sitting at work and not doing shit as usual. Saw todays date and it hit me that I´ve been clean for 2 months (plus 2 days). It´s not like I had a major problem or anything just wanted to stop with the drugs (not counting alcohol bro). No weed, E or coke, my last joint was smoked dec 20th.

/pat


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Feb 16, 2011 - 05:35 AM
This Sesame street game by Schaefer looks awesome




Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster
COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE


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Feb 14, 2011 - 10:08 AM
I found my timewaster (Favimon!!!)
It´s like pokemon but with websites
http://www.matthewhollett.com/favimon/

It´s silly but funny, search for a site, battle them with actions and like... collect them.
fun!


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Feb 14, 2011 - 06:19 AM
Help! I´m bored at work
Third week of the internship, wrote a bit on how to improve their website... clock is only 9,10am.. damn time is moving slow. I was home pretty much all of last week because I was sick, my throat was swollen (no homo), or well the last days I was "sick" but whatever. The thing is that marketing in Brazil consists of publicists designing catalouges... so I´m pretty much doing the same shit I was in school, writing a marketingplan, boring as fuck doing it alone.

The work isnt bad per say but the damn language barriar is annoying, the peoples english is crap at best (as surprising as this might be for you mine is actually quite good) and most can´t speak at all. So you can´t really communicate with anyone so my days consist of just browsing the fucking internet, but facebook/twitter and a bunch of others are blocked so I dont know what to do. I´ve been reading http://thedailywh.at pretty much everyday I´m working, looking at stupid pictures.

Please help me guys, tell me what to do (instead of work, because it´s not work I just have to write shit). Any site recomendations or maybe even how to fool the blocking shit!?


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Feb 2, 2011 - 05:47 AM
Hello, I´m in Brazil =)
Hey everyone, if anyone is wondering I´ve moved to Brazil.
I´ve been away from internets because of course my mac charger doesn´t work here so Im currently awaiting my new chargerplug.

I´m interning at a smaller clothing company (where very few speak english haha) and since the days are going so slow (it´s 8,40am atm) and I haven´t started researching for the project I´m doing I thought i would drop in and give a update. Now it would be arrogant to think people would have missed/worried about me but you never know!

It´s really warm here, temps going up to about 33-35 C during the days and the humidity is high too so it feels a lot warmer. But it´s better than the snow and ice in Sweden, only thing i miss from home is the family and the better living standard. The showers here sucks (horrible water pressure) and the roads etc are bad. But the people are really nice even though they can´t communicate, willing to help and share their stuff (it reminds me a lot about Iran actually..).

Oh, and there are a lot of asses here. Like, big thick, firm badonkadonks. Even the grannies have asses... almost makes you want to take home a gilf!

Anyway, hope you guys are doing good and please talk to me since I´m lonely at the office



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Jan 7, 2011 - 03:49 PM
Crazy girl update.
Got a text from her, i was a bit scared but this is what it said

Originally Posted by Crazy gurl
Sorry

Guess I'm free!!!


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Nov 2, 2010 - 10:39 AM
im in turkey
got stuck in airport 24 hours for some stuff, some arguing and shit and i got out and in the hotel. turkish airlines kan suck my dick


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Oct 23, 2010 - 10:35 AM
Does anyone have a MacBook?
Thinking of buying a 13" Macbook pro but 2 questions. Is the dvd drive that comes with it a burner too? It doesn't say anything on the website about it...

And only reason i'm hesitating is that I do from time to time play and use some PC apps, how easy is it these days to get these to work on a Mac? If anyone has any info I would appreciate it if you helped out !


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