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Mar 1, 2011 - 07:31 AM |
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I´m bored at work, so I make a rap song about famous women i love to put my penis in. |
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I wanna make lady gaga Just Dance on my penis
when I get the chance, Beyonce can Replace my needs
I fell in love when I saw Adriana lima
but after I bust i´ll probably just sneak and leave her´
would kill to sniff Mila Kunis hair, drag her to my lair treat her really fair
Give Emma Watson a special wand, make magic and give her a son
Take Olivia Wilde to my House, let her do a check-up
Get wild rip off her blouse, beat it on the sun deck, yup
Shakiras Hips make me go Loco that poon make me lose my speech
turn into a Wolf cuz we under the moon on the best beach
In my Movie I´d cast Kim Kardashian, a wide lens to film us
sex so good I´ll need meditation, now I know why you famous
I know I´m an asshole, love it but regret it when I get a stiff pole
and none of the bitches answer their damn phone
Guess i´ll put on some porn, hang with misses handy
it´s all fine and dandy like cotton candy
jay-z aint got none on dis bruh.
Holy shiiittim boooorrreeeddddd, the paper is pretty much finishes. maybe i should start on the other paper that actually matters for my grade... nah.
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