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Apr 8, 2006 - 06:03 PM |
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I love being on a diet and then being assfucked |
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:Eats icecream:
some might know that im a boxer (woosh woosh) and i havnt had a fight for a while. So i get back from this Talink cruise (that's for another entry, just saying this: 19% alcohol in your blood isnt good) and my coach sez like "sup you got a fight, go down to 54 kgs (119 pounds)". so lets see... just back from a heavy drinking cruise... lots of eating, snacks and other bad stuff, hit the scales. 57 kilos (126 pounds). Doesnt sound like much, and it isnt really. Only thing is, i dont have much body fat left so only option is to dehydrate-starve myself. Oh right i have 3 days to do that.
:Eats chicken:
First day, breakfast:
A glass of orange juice
=D go to school, training time. Put on tons of clothes (like 3 shirts, long johns and pants over that) train like hell to get that sweat out. Just a little water and then hit the shower, dont stay too long tho, the body will suck up water.
Dinner:
4 meatballs, a glass of water.
Sleeeep
Second day; i wake up, belly aching like fuck. Breakfast is one hard black bread and some juice. Put on the sweat suit and go out running, shower and then do some school work. 3-4 hours later it's training time. Sweat suit again and we do some sparring. Little water again and the shower.
On the ride home my head spinns from all the lights passing by the car. I just wanna sleep before my belly starts hurting too much
Third day, weight myself, 55 kilos. One more kilo, no breakfast no drink just out running. starving myself, doing some sit ups. Time to go to school. I somehow make it through get home and weight myself, 54.3. ALMOST THERE.
PHONE RINGS BRR BRRRR BRR
"HEY ZIP YOUR LICENSE DIDNT GET BACK FROM THE SWEDISH BOXING COUNCIL, SORRY THE FIGHT IS CANCELLED"
.....I really dont know how to describe the feeling and the rage i felt at that moment. It's so easy to say thaat i started punching the walls but the feeling deep down... I just wanted to kill someone. I'd gone through hell and because of someones lousy work it was all for nothing. I grab the car keys and drive straight to McDonalds, A bigmac and 2 cheeseburgers with fries and fanta. All straight down, get home and swallow candy like a cum drinker.
RAWR
This aint Rocky this is IRL
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