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Jul 12, 2007 - 07:07 AM
lol xelium
[13:55] Error : Closing Link: Qwarky[194.182.139.62] (User has been banned from Xelium (Your host appears in the XBL (See http://www.spamhaus.org/query/bl?ip=194.182.139.62 for more information)))
[13:55] Disconnected from irc.xelium.net

I guess I'm not chatting FROM WORK now.






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Jul 11, 2007 - 09:38 AM
Guess what I'm seeing tomorrow


Pretty crappy seats I guess, and they cost hell, but I'm sure it's going to be awesome. I bought the second ticket for my aunt as a present. Can't wait to get out of work tomorrow~

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Jul 3, 2007 - 03:23 PM
Q is frustrated at work
2 days. 2 DAYS. Two freaking days in and I'm already exhausted. I've become a lazy, irresponsible shithead, so this should hopefully put me somewhat more in place AND shape up my people skills more, but jesus.

I swear, if I was allowed to be more direct, downright rude and completely honest, I would make a whole lot of lives easier. I do take some comfort in the fact that while working for the official Finnish distributor of Sony consoles, I spent most of my workday listening to the Halo soundtracks on the PS3 by our desk

You know what I would love to tell people? WELL HERE IS A LIST:



-Do not play online on your console. Ever. Unless said console is a 360 and your brother or husband set up your network for you. Otherwise, just don't. I am tired of setting up your router for you.

-Do not purchase content online, ever. You're in Finland. They didn't design this for us. It just. Doesn't. Work.

-Do not play PS2 games on your PS-fucking-3. I don't care what the lists or the untrained store employees say, they do. Not. Work.

-Neither the PS3, PSP nor even PS2 is a toy. No, not even an expensive one. The PRICE is what should convince you of this in the first place. Do not buy one for your child. They will drop it.

-Do not act surprised an expensive piece of electronic equipment breaks when it's dropped.

-Your PS3 is a powerful machine. It will produce heat. It will need ventilation. This will produce noise. Do not act surprised about this, a car is not silent either. Have you tried exchanging a car because "the engine makes a strange sound"?

-Do not buy third party peripherals. Ever.

-Do not buy Formula 1 games for the PS2.

-Do not buy NHL games for the PS2.

-Do not play story-heavy games if you are unable to read english. Or have someone else who can handy.

-Do not buy a PSP if you are unable to read english or incapable of comprehending on-screen instructions. You will brick it. Trust me.

-Do not buy Sonic the Hedgehog for PS3. Stop. Stop.



If people followed the above advice, it would remove 99% of my problem calls and emails. It would make 99% of finnish players happier and less stressed, giving them far more time to enjoy games and me to enjoy work.

I suppose I should also mention I re-replaced the wireless keyboard and mouse with the old wired ones, which means I'm far, far happier and less frustrated than I would be otherwise.

Well there you go, a short rant and sound advice. Heed. And ladies, I'm always willing to help you with your troubles with survival horror games. You and the guy who plays FFXII without understand much of it consistently keep making my day.

If someone was to call in for help with ICO, I would probably burst in to tears of happiness.

Currently Playing: Gomez: 78 Stone Shuffle - Abandoned Shopping Trolley Hotline (Disc 1)

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Jun 30, 2007 - 02:28 PM
Qwarky out of Context
Yes folks, the TRUE QooC.

Something Ben said to me in chat today made me remember a little quotes.txt file I've kept around for a few years now. It contains a number of chat quotes - involving me in some way or another - I've collected since getting my own internet connection, that have made me laugh. And so, remembering it, I might as well paste it all, for lack of anything else to update.



[12:49:06] <Guru> Q is my favorite gay scandinavian


[21:20:11] <Boo-kun> Q is the kind of guy who gives me a bad name


[12:01:00] <Garr> So I guess I absolutely have to have an Internet Connection to play Qwarky 2


[21:33:44] <Benjamin> JOURNAL WHORE ALERT
[21:34:00] <peeack> Qwark Winged Angel


[03:37:36] <Bisha> you meanpot


[15:56:58] <peeack> surprise qwarkrape


[14:01:40] <julia> Q, you'll make a good hubby
[14:01:50] <julia> after reading your comments in that entry =p


[04:48:20] <Ben[Windows]> GO TO BED, VILE FINN.


[03:09:04] <b33rf0x> This girl makes ME look tall.
[03:09:22] <b33rf0x> Meanwhile q towers over me like a goddam greek god.


[19:30:11] <Boo-kun> fiiiine link plz
[19:30:16] <Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii> no link 4 u
[19:30:22] <Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii> it hasn't started anyway
[19:30:40] <Boo-kun> that Wii's rudeness can only be formerly Q


[20:42:33] <RonzAtSchool> I'm just gonna be Qwarky for halloween
[20:42:40] <Q-chan> sweet
[20:42:43] <vemp> a lot of my friends do that



[02:20:40] * Q-chan is now known as Q-chan|sleep
[02:20:46] <^___^> Q-chan
[02:20:52] <Q-chan|sleep> u
[02:20:53] <^___^> I'll bet your sleep
[02:20:57] <Q-chan|sleep> !

[[elsewhere]]

[02:21:02] <Q-chan|sleep> I bet yours
[02:21:05] <Q-chan|sleep> BEGIN
[02:21:15] <^___^> damn you always type it faster than me
[02:21:16] <^___^> !dice
[02:21:17] <Aya> The dice rolled 30
[02:21:18] <Q-chan|sleep> !dice
[02:21:19] <Aya> The dice rolled 12
[02:21:21] <Q-chan|sleep> noooooo
[02:21:23] <^___^> haha yes!
[02:21:24] * Q-chan|sleep is now known as Q-chan

[[back in #gfchat]]

[02:21:24] * Q-chan|sleep is now known as Q-chan
[02:21:29] <Q-chan> shit
[02:21:37] * ^___^ is now known as ^___^|sleep
[02:21:38] <Q-chan> curse you visage
[02:21:45] <^___^|sleep> good night =D
[02:21:45] <Q-chan> ONE DAY
[02:21:46] * ^___^|sleep (john1337@X-B5EE1BE2.fbx.proxad.net) Quit (Quit: )




[11:16:28] <vemp|x> I was talking about how devilishly handsome your name is, Qwarly


[11:19:33] <vemp|x> go buy a new one
[11:19:49] <vemp|x> the one with laser beamz
[11:19:52] <Q-> lol
[11:20:00] <vemp|x> IMMA CHARGIN MALAYSIA
[11:20:02] <vemp|x> "wtf mark"
[11:20:05] <vemp|x> "sry mom"
[11:20:15] <Q-> hahaha =D


[22:07:17] <Ahramir> I bet you're always very shut up, q.



Apart from Bisha's meanpot comment, I think my absolutely favorite is still Boo's "that Wii's rudeness can only be formerly Q". I love the idea that I could be recognizable by impoliteness.

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Jun 28, 2007 - 09:43 AM
The Shotgun Theory
I've presented this a few times in chat before, but what with the sporadic attention spans and presence there, I might as well put it down in proper writing here.

I've played around with a playful game theory of mine for about a year now, and the more I've played since then, the more it feels accurate.

I suggested the idea that the quality of an action game (be it first-person, third-person or even some 2D games) is extremely often directly proportional with the quality of its shotgun (should there be one).

It is not the shotgun that makes the game great or bad, but how well the shotgun is implemented - how effective and useful it is, and how much fun it is to use - usually mirrors the quality of the rest of the game. Ergo, if the attention to the shotgun is excellent, it's most likely the attention to the quality of the rest of the game is just as high.

There are probably examples of where this doesn't apply, but I've yet to run into a game where I haven't been able to use the theory. Most of the time simply describing the shotgun is enough to describe the rest of the game. Examples:

Doom. Great shotgun. Best weapon in the game, pretty much the first of its kind. Fast, effective and fun, with plenty of ammo. Also applies to Doom 2, with the double-barrelled version being even more fun, if in a way more of the same.

Max Payne, awesome shotgun, both the pump-action and the sawed-off versions. Sawed-off will initially feel restricting and not so useful, using it close range and taking advantage of the instant reload, it's deadly. The Jackhammer is amazingly effective, but not quite as fun to use (much like the rest of the automatic weapons in the game). MP2's shotgun is also good, but for me didn't feel quite as ballsy as the first one. The John Woo-esque Hard Boiled shotgun versus the wimpier looking (thin barrel) L.A. Confidental shotgun.

Halo, amazing shotgun. Extremely powerful, ballsy, massive fun to use. Halo 2's shotgun fired and reloaded slower, tweaks that probably balanced the multiplayer, but weren't so fun in the single-player. So, good, but not as great as 1's.

Goldeneye, great shotgun, if could have used a meatier sound to them. Dual-wielding was fun. Perfect Dark, somehow clumsily implemented, and while full of neat tricks (double shots), not as fun as the ones in Goldeneye.

Resident Evil (GC version at least). Excellent shotgun. Looked excellent, sounded, felt and worked like a dream. Ammo scarce, but oh so worth it. Headshots really clumsy, but a lot of fun once you learn the system. Resident Evil 2, massively effective when upgraded to full. Shitty sound, but strong and fun as hell. Code Veronica? A good shotgun, effective up close, but terribly nerfed compared to previous ones. Resident Evil 4? ::orgasm::

Metal Slug? Awesome shotgun, runs out of ammo too fast. Quake? Quick, weak and pointless. Quake 2? Cumbersome, simple, though strong up close. Doom 3? Crap. Slow and clumsy, even if it's the most used gun in the end. Silent Hill? Good, if clumsy. 2? Better if still low on ammo. 3?

Soldier Fortune 2? Completely awful shotgun. Looked the business, but sounded like crap with a deafening, hollow boom. Completely ruined by glitchy and awful hit detection that felt like your pellets just disappeared in the air, making the gun little fun to use. Soldier of Fortune 1? Slightly better than 2's, if still ruined by a crappy boom (and it looked like a box).

Duke Nukem 3D? Great and unusual. Dino Crisis? Very good, especially when upgraded. 2? Peashooter level, fast and fun, but pretty throw-away. Virtua Cop? Satisfying enough. Black? Loud and inaccurate. Eternal Darkness? Good. Manhunt? An artform of its own. Syphon Filter? Fun, if light. Jagged Alliance. Silent Storm. Deus Ex (lol upgrades). Half-Life 1 shotgun versus 2. Undying. Call of Cthulhu: DCotE. Medal of Honor console games compared to, say, Allied Assault. Return to Castle Wolfenstein. Battlefield 1942. Shogo. MGS3 (though many will disagree with me on this). Serious Sam. Blackhawk.

The list goes on, I suppose. I'm sure someone's bound to find a great game with an awful shotgun and vice verca, or to disagree with some of the examples here, but in general, I think it's pretty sound~

Can't speak for, say, Crackdown for instance, but all signs point to "fun and satisfying".

Currently Playing: J-Walk: Soul Vibration - Night on the Rocks

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Jun 25, 2007 - 10:15 AM
Q went shopping. NO =o


I went to Fennica Comics today to see if they had volume 3 of Let's be Perverts, but I ended up also buying Yotsuba Vol 4 and Love*Com Vol 1 (neither of which I knew were out yet =o) as well as the hardcover The World of Disgaea artbook <3

Also bought a second hand Pandora Tomorrow for Xbox from Savepoint. Four days till Global Defence Force release!~~

There's discount sales everywhere, so I went to find new shoes, but alas. I guess they no longer make the kind I want

Currently Playing: Kiuas: Across the Snows - The Spirit of Ukko

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Jun 20, 2007 - 11:36 AM
In this entry I type at work
I fucking hate this wireless Microsft keyboard they have. I hte the wireless mouse they have too, it's imprecise and feels like controlling a car without a steering wheel, but I've found a nw grown hatred for this wireles keybard. Any typos r missing letter I mak in this entry is because this thing will just randomly "lose" a letter and key press here and tere. No warningabout a weak signal (though you get that with the mouse sometimes) or anything like that, you'll only spt it if you carefully reread throuh what you've typed.

It's not as if I'm making it difficult. The reciever is right there, it's less that 40 cm from this thing. I even put it on top of a box, I even turned it to specificaly face the keyboard, so there would be absolutely nothing to intercept the sigals. It's most infuriating because I'm supposedto reply to customers with technical help and assistance. It gets fairly busy here too, so I'd rather not waste time to paranoidly reread over and over my replies before sending, simply because you cant trust the keyboard to inpu what you type. And I sure as hell dont want to send badly typed replies to people who are going to rely on you being a professional and knowing what the hell you're sayin. You wont come across as very convincing.

For the sake of experiment, I've decided not to go through this entry bfore postin it, justto see how many missing keypresses there are

COUNT THEM

To make things worse, it's also shaped "ergonomically", whic means it's an uncomfortable and illogically mapped piece of crap to boot. grr

it took me a minute to hit the Mood text input field with the mouse. HATE THIS THIG

EDIT:

THE MOUSEWHEEL CLICK DOESN'T WRK UNLESS YOU PRESS IT T A RIDICULOUS ANGLE ARGBL


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Jun 17, 2007 - 05:31 PM
And I'm still watching 24 Season 2
[01:21:26] <Q-chan> lollin @ 24
[01:21:33] <Q-chan> this is pretty :cool: at times
[01:21:40] <Q-chan> so much better than season 1
[01:21:56] <Q-chan> Jack should just go OUUUUEEENDAAAAAAAN and be done with it
[01:22:02] <Q-chan> ::season over::
[01:22:20] <Benjamin> ahahah


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Jun 15, 2007 - 09:15 PM
[05:08:21] <Q-chan> designing my emblem :>




I would be the coolest kid on the internet if I ever took my game online. You can count yourselves lucky, ladies.

Currently Playing: Akira Yamaoka: Null Moon - Silent Hill 2

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Jun 13, 2007 - 06:15 AM
Q didn't buy something!
Well, he did, kinda. But not the way he usually does! Enk sent me stuff from Japan! Here is a photo! A PHOTO! Whoah!



Bleach DS 2nd: Kokui Hirameku Chinkon Uta, Jump Ultimate Stars and the first Ouendan, which was apparently really hard to find, till they rereleased it due to Ouendan 2. Hooray!

Currently Playing: Noriyasu Agematsu: Seeking the Blue Sky - Wild Arms the Vth Vanguard

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