I haven't done one of these in TEN BILLION YEARS. =o
Is that a sunset or the worlds biggest superball trying to bounce its way out of lava? Let's skip the single screens of storyline text!
Harfoot sounds like a pretty funny place to walk around. Maybe the ground is made of feathers!
Wow an open door!
"REST HERE... I'LL PRAY FOR IT" "But I only just started" "SSSH, SSH, YOUR PANTS MUST BE MAKING YOU TIRED"
Hey awesome. He uh.. doesn't bother to attack! Don't worry, the Lord of the Sword will take you down!
.. With my bow.
Yes, take that, foul beast. FEEL THE STING.
Out of nowhere (really), this guy appears. Screenshots can't do him justice as he vanishes randomly and reappears out of the sky! ;_;
Augh!
AUUUGH!
New area-JESUS CHRIST.
Maybe if I just play dead (and select 'continue' from the title screen) it'll go away.
"EYE SAW EVERYTHING.. HAHA DO YOU GET IT.. I'M A LARGE EYE"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, IT'S NOT FUNNY"
"No not my pupil! You're the REAL monster here, Lord of the Sword!"
Phew, another village! Now I really could use a place to rest.
Maybe this kind stranger will take me in.
What the hell, old man! What if I was this guys long lost son or something, "I'm finally home!" "CAST THIS BOOK IN THE MOUTAINS AND RETURN" "But dad!" "I'LL ADD ANOTHER FUCKING SKULL TO MY SHELF IF YOU DON'T.."
Nowhere else to go but up, up these incredibly pathetic looking stairs. Seems like Sega just added these at the last second. ;_;
FEEL THE STING!
Well now, this certainly seems like I'm near some mountains. There's even some new enemies!
Like this.. thing.. is it a clown?!
Wait, how can I end up here? Why does one section lead into a completely different one? "Hey guys, can you give me some directions here?"
"NO!"
The Lord of the Sword has no time for drowning. No amount of water is too deep, extendo legs go!
Ugh, another village.
Wait wait, isn't this the same guy as before? You can't fool me by dying your hair black! Don't expect EMOTIONS from me, creep!
Up MORE awkward stairs.
WHY.. I just went up stairs leading to the left, now I'm walking right? Viiiideeeoo gaaaaame!
"Wanna buy an axe?"
"Naw"
"Come on it's pretty cool, come on"
"GET AWAY FROM ME"
..
THERE'S NOTHING HERE. AT ALL. *Ten minutes of backtracking later*
Hurray, this is an awful lot like the very first area.. level.. thingy.
Oh my goodness.
Seems the giant crack in the background cut one of them in half!
GASPO! This is a new exciting area for sure!
"Must... complete.. bridge.. with... entire.. body! It's safe to walk across now giant Kermit the Frog!"
Luckily Lord of the Sword can walk on this water too. What a hero!
Oh it's this guy again! Wow thanks for the confidence boost, 'ya dick.
Am I near the bloody moutain yet?
Now I think I'm in the mouth of something.
NO! RAINBOW ZOMBIES!
Gotta take the worlds biggest shit. Uuuuhh oooohh.. Lord of the Sword died seconds later.
Have to go get a Cortisone injection on Friday. And here I was thinking it was spelt Quarterzone (like a football being injected, that'd be rad), thanks GOGGLE. You do something! 
